RT @thrasherxy: The two stats I learned this week that blew me away were that the US federal govt gives more to Lockheed Martin than to the…

@mythomorphosis The replies here are racist af. Seek help

@xyzzzahkia Put it in the fridge

@emohairawsten @cadalac1 @floIogy Unfortunately if you’re famous, you should probably just expect this

RT @RavBogard: For Jews who can become pregnant, access to abortion services is a religious *requirement*, and has been for thousands of ye…

@JeanPaulGaudet @biggestjoel Ohhh so THAT’s why it tastes bad. Now I feel justified not liking it lol. I think when you’ve had it since childhood you don’t really pick out that flavor

@biggestjoel The vitriol here LOL. And over chocolate

I didn’t realize I was good at makeup till I started watching vogue celebrity makeup tutorials

RT @shreyabasu003: it’s actually sort of amazing sesame street has funnier writers than snl

@youngyiffy Cannot argue there

RT @blackstarbuddha: Why is gas 4 dollars a gallon when Jesus already paid the ultimate price

RT @AJCGetSchooled: In a guest column, a distinguished professor at the University of Georgia warns that the changes made to the tenure pro…

@keefler_elf It doesn’t always. Once I had to stop it manually cause it kept filling till there was gas spraying out of my car

been without my phone for like 2 h and my anxiety is just steadily increasing. what about an emergency? how do you email 911??

@GRRMspeaking Happy birthday!!

RT @Shivaar11: Mathematics be like : log(😅) =💧log(😄)