Albert Brochier
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Chief Commander of Fuckinghamshire. Toby's Carvery Division. Tweets about politics, history, society, etc., spinkled with the occasional sh*t-post.
Fuckinghamshire
Joined March 2024
A draft geopolitical proposition for Great Britain 🏴🏴🏴:. 1. A Northern Ireland referendum -> with hope they join the republic. 2. A stronger unity between England, Wales and Scotland based on a British identity (à la @arisroussinos ) -> based on clean, tidy borders and a.
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@Cluffalo That's the thing, it's a lose-lose:. Either she dumps him. Or she offers him support and he has to break it to her that he was in fact just a lying psychopath.
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@mahdizda You thought a ceremony to become a citizen of a nation state would be "nationalistic and a bit cringe"? lol.
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People forget how monumental Gordon Brown was in swaying the Scottish referendum vote with his impassioned speech for the union:. "There is not a cemetery in Europe that does not have Scots, English, Welsh, and Irish lying side-by-side.". Powerful stuff.
🚨 NEW: Gordon Brown does not support the Assisted Dying Bill. [@BBCPolitics].
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@SmirkingDamsel Sausage rolls are a national dish of ours. In fact, savoury pastries like pies and sausage rolls are very British. We can be proud of them.
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@pegobry_en In his death, I have only started looking into him. So, so based. Did not realise he was a legitimate war vet either. What a man.
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@Tom_Rowsell Very nice. Could actually secure the Cornish flank by promising them independence to get on board with the invasion.
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@ShivSeeker @sam_bidwell So who's responsible for the karma of Indian girls getting gangraped by Indian men in India?.
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@FlashForFreedom We need a counter-documentary behind the scenes in government, watching them deal with budgets and realise they need to raise taxes etc.
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@Labourcrat @crowningred Yes. Let's all learn how to order a coffee in 20 languages, to increase our chances of the Boris-wave "barista" will understanding our order.
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@Indian_Bronson I said thos earlier. When Muslims were killed by a white racist in New Zealand,. We sent our condolences. When we witness the systematic rape of white women for being white, . They give us deflection and taunts.
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@suprememercian This is mindblowing. Anglos felt it was obvious and doesn't need saying. Foreigners assumed that no-one had a problem. So we all just went along with it.
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@MuscularLib @racbiggar If you believe anyone reaped the "benefits and glory" of WW1, then I suggest you go and buy a history book on the topic. It was the suicide of Europe. An event so tragic in scale that we have never been the same since.
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@Partisan_O I have managed international teams,. Anglos are the biggest pain in the arse to manage. They will nod and agree. Then go and do their own thing anyway. And I cannot complain,. Because I am exactly the same.
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@internetplague It really was. It's the kind of speech that a pro-EU campaigner could have swayed that referendum with too. But they were always uninspiring.
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@pegobry_en Autistic Germans can't pretend to be someone else. And their overconfidence in their superiority meant they thought everyone else was too stupid to crack their enigma.
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@antoniogm No way. Spanish food is bland. It's just iberico ham and paella. Portugeuse, Italian and French food is superior.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Bingo. We want anti-white crimes treated with the same vigour as everyone else. No more rape gangs. No more Manchester Arena. No more Southport.
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@OborneTweets With all due respect, it seems you state these events are factual and a moral panic. How is that logically possible?.
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@horseyannie My Eastern European friends are all voting Reform. This is what people don't understand, majority of us are fine with some migrants. It's the floodgate of Deliveroo drivers that's too much.
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@RebeccaCNReid Not claiming benefits or harbouring hateful sentiments towards the host nation. The contrary to what the UK takes in.
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@ButcherMar36299 @mahdizda I'm sorry the traditions of your own country and people are so distasteful and offensive.
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@jhallwood Yeah generally Northern Europeans like England and will root for us over the Latin team.
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@pegobry_en It took me a couple of relationships in my youth to learn to just not to bother asking some things, and vice-versa. Works out better that way.
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@pegobry_en Our state throws people in prison for doing these things. France is actually more free in that sense. I was amazed watching Gilet Jaunes and wondering why they're not all being thrown in prison (because UK government would've done this after day 3).
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@hewantswealth Whilst it's a factor, people had more children in the past when poorer and still do now in poorer countries. I think a bigger driving factor is extended delays to adulthood. More and more people put life goals and bucket lists in front of starting a family.
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@Rho_die @pegobry_en I remember reading Augustine's thoughts on babies in Confessions like "WTF?!". Then when I had children I thought. he's not 100% wrong. They're not saying babies are evil. It's just they demonstrate from early on the sinful nature of humans. Mid IQ brains won't be able to.
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@AaronBastani I tweeted you the other week about my lifelong Tory voter old man not voting this election. The other day, he suddenly said he's voting Farage. I said, is it the boats? He said no. He wants Parliament to change. He wants reform. Their messaging is now wider than immigration.
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@technopopulist I worked there as a bartender for 2 years in the early 2010's. It's then I realised just truly how effed we are. We're being run by moronic big kids.
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@NicholasVinocur Whilst obviously an exaggeration (for humour's sake),. Let's not pretend everything is okay, Nicholas. That's one reason we are in such a situation.
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@JacCymro1400 What are you on about?. Those languages are the epitome of Britishness. You've created a fairytale in your own head.
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@PaulSkallas They are also the last generation in the West to have real war veterans among them.
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@xavierjp___ FINALLY! . I found a Muslim saying something like this. It's appreciated. We can build bridges. But my Lord, the deflection and denial of your community is frustrating. They do themselves no favours.
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@AaronBastani @novaramedia Imagine we had made a similar deal with Russia 100 years ago and would still technically be obligated to stand by it now. It makes no sense AT ALL.
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@extantonceagain @bombingrun19 @jihad_superdry You actually do receive aid from the UK. Which is a bit embarrassing if you are trying to position yourselves as a superpower. India might be the only "superpower" that still sucks on the white man's dong for money.
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Ibn Khaldun, when speaking about the downfall of civilisations, explains how when commerce and business become the main priority of a civilisation: people begin to champion lying and cheating as good characteristics. This is an example of that.
'Find me somebody that hasn't embellished a CV now and again.'. Former adviser to Kemi Badenoch, @MercyMuroki, says 'nobody in the ordinary world will care' about questions raised regarding Rachel Reeves' CV.
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Paul is not impacted by illegal immigration in his bubble. Therefore, it is not an issue.
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@FUDdaily It's the only ritual that the British are allowed to do publicly and (almost) shamelessly for their nation and they go to town on it. Loss of religion probably a big factor too.
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@pegobry_en I love how they literally chose the Nazis over Churchill's proposition to unite the British and French empires.
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@db_fink In the UK we also need to stop with this "I feel for them actually. They're just trying their best". No. We need to demand high levels of competency in our politicians. The bar must be raised.
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@sharghzadeh When Muslims were murdered at a mosque in New Zealand by a white racist, . We offered our condolences. When Pakistani Muslims systematically targeted white women for rape, . We are taunted with this.
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@pegobry_en I always say, if France wanted to deport me tomorrow, I would not even hold a grudge and I would not feel entitled to stay: no matter what my contribution is. Maybe we don't come from low-self esteem nations though (at least not our generation, anyway).
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@jonlis1 I was not rioting and felt targeted by his words. He handled it horrendously at the time.
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@real_lord_miles Miles returning to Kabul from his tour after all the veterans got ambushed and massacred.
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@CatholicOrca Nothing worse than WFH with the wife. She will start to get angry that you've been on your computer all day. .
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@CapturingChrist I love how Muslims will use Bible quotes to support their own beliefs. except for the ones that contradict them.
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@asdfghjklfiore @Cluffalo Respectfully, I think it's not healthy to obsess on points like that. It's part of what's destroying the male/female dynamic in our age.
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@Partisan_O Just as we invited William of Orange to help England. We now invite Donald the Orange to help England.
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@epelgrino @LadelaBackup @Hush_Kit French people wishing they had more screentime is very insecure energy. I expected better from you. Feel free to make your own film about the French version of events 🤷♂️.
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@cambUP_History Just say Anglo-Saxon for Christ's sake. And you academics wonder why the general public is getting fed-up with you.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad This is a very beta post. Any red-blooded male supports Mike Tyson because it's Mike Tyson. No further explanation required.
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Michael Caine voted for Brexit because all real geezers voted for Brexit 👍.
"I voted for Brexit because I'd rather be a poor master than a rich servant" - Michael Caine. I voted for Brexit.I'd vote for it again.I don't miss the EU 🇪🇺.It's awful 👎.I love my country 🇬🇧.And one day we will take back control.From the liars and cheats that rule over us
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@dessyfreakaz @sonicmizogino @carobunga @labebebel Exactly. A man just cheats and it's done. Woman cheats and has to try and re-write the whole contract to justify it. Long.
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@arisroussinos He almost lost the election there, but quickly stopped the devil in his tracks with the shoulder throw. Fair play.
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Currently reading "Seven Pillars of Wisdom" by Lawrence of Arabia. He casually drops bangers like this.
“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake up in the day to find it was vanity, but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.”.
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@LeoKearse @piersmorgan @Keir_Starmer The problem is bigger than Islamism. It's casual anti-white hatred and violence. It's not just within the Muslim that this is possible. The conversation needs to go beyond Islamism now.
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@GuzKhanOfficial @TateTheTalisman I regret the tensions got so flared. But with rape gangs, Manchester Arena and Southport. You're not the only ones concerned about the safety of your daughters in the UK.
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@pegobry_en Interesting. Churchill did the same in WW1. Both have similar bulldog faces. We need more bulldog men back.
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@JamesReform How hard is it to just say "I condone violence of ALL involved". You can still make the point about mosques etc. But the noted absence of not criticising them at all is now very angering.
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@TheSalesBull1 I like your profile a lot and am sure you have done well for yourself. But this just wreaks of snobbery now.
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@Femi_Sorry @Cobratate You see this and want to deflect?!. You're a sick c*nt, Femi. Get a grip.
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@AaronBastani I honestly think it's a good thing. It's forcing people to re-think and change.
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@jamesrbuk Thank you. I'm honestly not far-right. But the lack of action from centrists and the left makes them the only ones to turn to, to have a concern taken seriously.
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@MaajidNawaz Actions speak louder than words. He ploughed into the beer drinking, pork eating white savages Muslims & ex-Muslims love so much.
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@AaronBastani My grandfather served in Palestine in '47-'48 with the British army. Let's just say, he wasn't a huge fan of Israel.
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@Cobratate Our supermarkets and restaurants are packed filled with halal meat, that even natives are forced to eat. Yet here they are,. Deflecting and taunting. The accommodating stops today.
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@TateTheTalisman One day,. They will thank us. Actually on second thoughts,. They probably won't.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad The British state are very good at placating. We see Keir attempting it now with the grooming enquiries and his Southport speech. They say and do just enough to appease. But it's all superficial.
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@georgegalloway A chat between you and Trump would be interesting. Two straight-talking Scotsmen.
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@ASPertierra As a Brit, I can be openly honest about some lands being contended (Northern Ireland, Gibraltar). But the Argentine's claim to the Falklands, for me, is really flimsy.
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The fact all 3 of these trials are on the USA Inauguration day, is another example of how we cannot trust the UK state.
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@AverageSteveS @AkkadSecretary Because Russian Muslims have a respectful fear of the state and know if they eff around too much they would be crushed. Where as liberal Europe is there to just be taken advantage of.
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