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undergrad at Stanford (ME & CS). work in progress

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 A copperhead snake. Venomous and dangerous, be careful out there
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@Rainmaker1973 I didn't remember what happened so I found some info online: 2013: A Russian merchant vessel with 2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrate was forced to dock in Beirut, Lebanon, after facing technical problems at sea (according to boat lawyers) 2014: Ship failed to pay port fees and was
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@J2Trappy_ @PicturesFoIder Something ain't right
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@fuckedupfoods Water. Fries are too salty for me. Like this:
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@XCHNGE_NFT @wildtiktokss Copy and paste from a paper I wrote for school: However, nonhuman animals like chimpanzees still have immense trouble learning the human language. An early attempt was made by Catherine and Keith Hayes and published in 1952. They raised Viki, a chimpanzee, in their home with
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@elonmusk This is the TeamLabs Tokyo museum, went there last month. It is really cool, plays with lights, mirrors, and water.
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@Culture_Crit Pictured is the comparison of an earlier Antonio Corradini work, Vestal Virgin Tuccia, against the Modesty. You can see how he grew in 9 years, particularly for lightening the silk and detail work.
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@MrJamesMay I gotchu. It is a barred grass snake, Natrix helvetica
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@fuckedupfoods Scrambled eggs and tomatoes. Real ones know.
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@BucketSQD That is literally Zion.
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@fuckedupfoods My middle school industrial tech teacher once told us that you can use a salt gun to knock a fly unconscious, then tie it with a thin string. Now you got yourself a pet fly on a leash that you can even take for walks. Anyways, just saying. This is a great opportunity to leash it
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@fasc1nate He paid for his friend's university tuition fees before getting arrested. A real bro.
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@engineers_feed 5 or 7, here is a graphical solution. Assuming real solutions.
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@Rainmaker1973 Fun fact is that one potential reason why the Egyptians worshipped cats is because they protected homes and agriculture against rodents, snakes, and scorpions. Egyptians domesticated cats, and valued them as part of the household. I guess a decent analogy is that Egyptian cats
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@prophecy__13 @gunsnrosesgirl3 I love gacha because the things you find are just so random and useless. Like... sitting bread?? 🤣🤣
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@TerribleMaps This is near Chicago's I90 and I290 interchange. It took 8 years and $800M to build. To me it looks like hell.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Mandatory reading for the strangler fig seedlings is Sun Tzu's "The Art of War".
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@fasc1nate Farming is one of them for sure. There are many farming tools that are great inventions (plow, tractor), but I'm talking about the discovery of being able to grow plants and grains. For the past ten thousands of years, farming has been a first order cause for the growth of the
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@elonmusk Another one
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@wildtiktokss Run onto the field during the Super Bowl
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@Synifx @fuckedupfoods This is an elite poll. I voted for cum.
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@BWay124 @InternetH0F Jeez NASA took that PERSONAL. Out for blood 💀
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@Rainmaker1973 I spent more time today getting to the bottom of this explosion. If you see any mistakes, please let me know. Please continue reading if you are curious! The ship (MV Rhosus) was built by Tokuoka Zosen K.K. in Naruto, Japan. It changed hands through multiple countries and
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@10x_er don't forget about the 'innovative prompt engineering'! 😂
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@fuckedupfoods Oh, I forgot this was satire. I gave the only correct answer.
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@HowThingsWork_ Figured it out, Statnamic Load Test. I took some notes on how it works:
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Finally taking my pet turtle for a swim. (The Great LonDini on TikTok)
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@Rainmaker1973 the ship was too close to land and struck rocks on the seafloor. The Captain was attempting a sail-by salute past Giglio, which he had performed before.
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@StateOfLinkedIn self proclaimed inspirational speakers going without mentioning their car for once challenge (impossible)
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@Rainmaker1973 I took horrible pictures, but I got them:
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@EverythingOOC Nah it's this dude.
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@MightyPachyderm @Rainmaker1973 Still a lot, and the effects of the explosion are still felt today. Anyways, no problem, have a good day!
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@bektosh_28 @HowThingsWork_ The primary criticism with this is that it requires a manual process to change the film, requiring one hand off the wheel. For this, a more automated approach with "roll-off goggles" that snowboarders sometimes use. The roll-off system comes in a canister and has a pull cord
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@wildtiktokss If you think about it, it's wild that Batman keeps letting us take documentaries of him.
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@whalejack_ @256GBMemes It is the fastest way to move the cursor from point A to point B. Otherwise it's a skill issue
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@wildtiktokss Naw someone's gonna turn lil bro off or mute him 😭
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@jasrifootball @FinsXtra LMAOOOO BAKER MAYFIELD? WITH ALL DUE RESPECT… Josh Allen Brock Purdy CJ Stroud Jalen Hurts Joe Burrow Justin Herbert We are in the golden age of QBs and BAKER is a top 5 qb?? 😂😂😂
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@kora_kari @fuckedupfoods I think my IT teacher wasn't talking about those hardcore ones that spray like 500 at once. Like a salt gun that just shoots 1 grain of salt at a time.
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@MrJamesMay Most key tell is the bright yellow neck and bands on the bottom body.
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@OTerrifying This is a great spot to hide the flag for capture the flag.
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@engineers_feed I could never get around these mint wrapped cars. I've seen it in Teslas, Porsches, and more. I know some people like it, but it looks so ugly.
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@Browns I really loved Jacoby on the Browns, man. His post-game interviews were special. Hella good leader
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@imbibingnoob Phones are just tools. They don't need to be so bedazzled
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@fasc1nate The Dark Knight Rises. Swallowtail Butterfly. In the Mood for Love.
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@BucketSQD They say he can even turn MJ into a laughing stock.
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@wildtiktokss @INTERNETWAlFU Putting up an emt firefighter sticker and an onlyfans ad on the same windshield is crazy.
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@messedupfoods Into the backrooms
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@Rainmaker1973 Reminds me of the time my EE professor showed us that pickles are conductive and measured the resistance 😂 I can't find the photo right now but the pickle was glowing.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Does buddy even blink??? * After a quick Google search, I found that birds blink differently than humans. They use a nictitating membrane to sweep past the eye horizontally. I believe the core benefit of this is that blinking can be done very, very fast.
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I just got back home from my last day at my startup internship. I thanked the Director of ME and some engineers, for being amazing, and it made me happy when they wanted me back. I felt proud, accomplished, as I walked down the stairs. But slowly, it started to fade, and a
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@s8n Outlasting is just hours of pain. I'd rather tango with the toilet and feel better after.
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@HowThingsWork_ Y'all, what I found out was insane: It was built by thirteen villagers in Guoliang in 1972. They had no power tools, and did most of the work by hand with hammers and chisels. One villager died. Rest in piece.
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@Rainmaker1973 Must have been such a "perhaps the real treasure was the friends we made along the way" moment.
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@InternetH0F For those who don't know what it is, it's a 12v socket for portable electronics. If you stick your finger in one of these, you are going to get a shock. It's actually called a "cigarette lighter" on old cars because it was originally designed to power an electric cigarette
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@Leemon_X @XCHNGE_NFT @wildtiktokss I really appreciate it man. ... the paper this came from felt like the best thing I have written, I hope I can keep it up!!
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@messedupfoods Woah, that's really messed up
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@UncleLono @fuckedupfoods Your own personal bodyguard.
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@kora_kari @fuckedupfoods Dude, you can season a steak with the amount a shotgun shoots out 😭
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@Pirat_Nation Comment section fell for the FBI Honeypot
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@fuckedupfoods I don't get what all the fuss is about. Ketchup is 70% water anyways you hypocrites.
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@Rainmaker1973 This just reaffirms by belief that no matter how good you are at something, there is an Asian out there that does it better.
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@wildtiktokss If an astronaut dies in space where do they get buried.
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@memecrashes NOBODY HAS ACTUALLY EXPLAINED THIS ON X. I’ll do it completely and clearly. The plane CAN take off. Wheels on a plane do nothing but lower the friction the plane has with the ground. The wheels on a plane spin freely. Now let me try to address the confusion. It stems from how
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@BetNav @MrJamesMay I beg to differ. The crusts is the outer edge of a loaf of bread. Every slice has a crust.
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@Rainmaker1973 Is a dog in a submarine called a subwoofer?
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@inklinkerman @MrJamesMay Interesting phrasing. But yes, apparently, they smell like garlic. From Wikipedia:
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@Zirksee Corner strike
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Mad respect to these ants here. I want to be surrounded by people that are like these ants. I don't know if that makes sense.
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@engineers_feed @stats_feed This is exactly a big part of what makes US special! Recruit that international talent
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@fuckedupfoods Here are some more case ideas! I wonder if @dbrand makes 9 layer ones though...
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@Rainmaker1973 And my intrusive thoughts tell me to roll it down a hill but that's probably bad for the chicken.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I think whatever happens before physical birth is what happens after physical death. Maybe some of yall remember seeing some weird shit before you were born but I didn't.
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@SteinarArik @XCHNGE_NFT @wildtiktokss MLA Franks, Nigel R., and Tom Richardson. “Teaching in Tandem-Running Ants.” Nature, vol. 439, no. 7073, Springer Science and Business Media LLC, Jan. 2006, pp. 153–153. Crossref, doi:10.1038/439153a. Haldane, J. B. S. “ANIMAL COMMUNICATION AND THE ORIGIN OF HUMAN LANGUAGE.”
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@DynamoSuperX THE TWIN TOWERS BRUHHHHHHH These people are creative, I give them that. How do you even think of adding "with twin towers in the background" in your prompt?
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@HowThingsWork_ I thought it was all automated but then noticed the arm 🤣 The robot is "only" stripping the cable and clamping the two cables together. Those are probably the most dangerous. Very useful upgrade for the third most dangerous job in the US! Another angle of something similar.
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@CGBBURNER @RapSheet This is the worst sports injury I have ever seen live. Horrible. We love you Nick Chubb 🖤🖤🖤
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@ShitpostGate He thought we wouldn't see the camouflaged apples. Nice try, you can't fool us.
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@Rainmaker1973 If you don't take care of your cables, the cable monster is going to come for you.
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@HowThingsWork_ Oh sorry, what I actually found was Guoliang Tunnel, and the one shown is the Lanying Cliff Road. The story is pretty similar though. 23 villagers using hammers. I sense a recurring theme...
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@MachinePix Quirky little things. Has the determination of a warrior and its pal is just T posing in the back
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@fasc1nate Kitten Tacos.
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@Klutch_23 Who is Josh Hawkinson here
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@Rainmaker1973 Holy shit, it's head is basically still !?! How many PIDs and motion controllers would that take a robot to do 😂
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@NoContextBrits Batman Begins
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@soren_iverson Buddy is scared straight.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @AdamHoge This dude has that dawg in him. Looking online at wide receiver conditioning, it's a LOT of sprinting/gassers, resistance training (he was probably good at this), and agility exercises.
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@Rainmaker1973 This is basically bumper cars for chickens.
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@Planemo_X @gunsnrosesgirl3 From this instance, the dark area seems to be coming from a dark cloud behind. There appears to be a puffy white cloud in front of thin (perhaps Cirrocumulus) clouds creating the white stripes, and then the irisated cloud. The clouds are so layered, beautiful and grand, it's
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@wildtiktokss I told my wise religion professor, Lee Yearley, this story: One time, my dad was carrying my little brother (around 2-4 years old at the time?) into the sea in Hawaii, in the shallow section. The shallow section was artificial, and there was basically a cliff dropping it a bit
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@xkcd Scientists have found that this is what remains when we find the four principal components after eigen decomposing the matrix of life.
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@HowThingsWork_ Does anyone know how they made this road? Seems like some serious avalanche threat.
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@Rainmaker1973 The Mission Impossible masks are no longer fiction... What would the world look like once we figure out how to manufacture these masks quickly? Because believe me, the day will come.
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That's us 😎 More security on the way. This is the best we got in 48 hours... Kickstarter on the way ???
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4/ Smart bike lock RFID bike lock jerry-rigged together with 9 volt batteries, electrical tape, a 3d printed chassis, and an arruino @SamDuong1
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@engineers_feed Where does a statistician fit into this? I personally think they can just be substituted for mathematicians.
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@Rainmaker1973 In the video, I found that some numbers are impossible to represent as a sum of cubes, and It perked my curiosity. 4, 5, 13, 14, 22, 23, ... are impossible. Basically, the sum of three cubes cannot equal 4 or 5 modulo 9 (ex: 22 % 9 = 4). PROOF: Firstly, we will prove that
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@AlbertCai_X
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I'm sharing a ~12-page paper centered around Fermi's Paradox and language and is very exploratory into dozens of different topics, such as space, smart monkeys, poop, bird songs, and sci-fi. Buckle up, hope you enjoy! “Everyone Pretends to Like Wheat Until You Mention Barley”
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