Alan Havens
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If this video gets to 100k likes, my friend has said he will get a tattoo of
@KingJames
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@DonCheadle
. This is not a drill! Make it happen.
#RAZZLE
#SpaceJam
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This is actually the best line delivery in history.
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Am I supposed to be scared?
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Oh shit! Whattup Frogger?
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My girl so wet we do it soggy style.
My wife: Don't tweet that.
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Anything Tom Holland can do, Garfield can do better!
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I banged the cashier at the Self-Checkout. Don't tell my wife.
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Five Nights at SHAGGY'S?!?
Matthew Lillard and Josh Hutcherson have been cast in Blumhouse’s live-action ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S’ film.
(Source: Deadline)
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And I'll be taking Johnny's regular gig to free up his time.
BREAKING: Johnny Sins has been officially cast as Lex Luthor in James Gunn’s ‘SUPERMAN: LEGACY.’
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My wife is currently pitching that if I die, she could take over for me on RAZZLE. Over my dead body.
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Disheartened, disgusted, and frankly embarrassed. I'm sorry to all women that live here. You deserve better.
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Same, Mark. Thankfully, we have a stream this evening.
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We've been trying to teach my 4 year old to say please more often. Today he said, "Daddy can I please have cookies, or I'll destroy you." Points for effort.
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My son just put a roll on his hand and said, "Look, daddy. A Handburger." I've never been more proud. 🥲
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Yeah, but did his have chili and cheese on them?
Joey Chestnut wins his 15th Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 🏆
63 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes
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My son is mad cause I won't let him wear an Iron Man costume to a wedding. Sorry bud, but I called dibs on Iron Man. GGs. Better luck next time.
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Editing something spooky and I got jumpscared by the skeleton in my own backdrop...
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So happy we have cameras now, so you can see that I am NOT The Flick Fiend. He has a mustache and a nice hat. Anyway, full video on youtube.
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People still commenting "Did he eat those chili dogs?" Like you cant just search "RAZZLE Chili Dogs" and have it be the first thing that comes up.
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Biting the bottom off of the cone and sucking your ice cream through it is the RAZZLE approved way to enjoy your ice cream.
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new month, new content 🗓️ what’re you making this october??
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Y'all have had 95 years to come up with your own original Mickey Mouse story, and you all decided low-budget horror. 😐
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Still less haunting than we look irl.
Just created a piece of goofy fanart for
@RAZZLEMedia
, love ya guys!
@Ryan_Havens
@AlanHavens
@ZachMourar
@LetsGoHaggles
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Say less
Treat yourself to 19-inches of Venom and more with the Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Collector's Edition.
#SpiderMan2PS5
Pre-order here:
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Who do I need to sue. This is a very private video of me and your mom...
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This "Fun Fact" always annoyed me. One, I just dont believe that it's true. Two, if it is true, screw them for making everyone do 156 takes to do something that they easily could have accomplished with CGI, and it would have worked just as well. Why am I so grumpy?
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I will never not want art of us! This is great! You nailed my brother's grumpiness! 💚
@RAZZLEMedia
Been a fan for a few years and y'all have helped me get through some tough times. Hope you guys like my art! Lots of love from Brooklyn :D
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Pretty sure it's not, but like... what if it is? Gotta click this, right?
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If the movie theater that I am in is empty, can I record a commentary in it?
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Sexiest movie character of all time?
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HBO Max really out here telling my kids that because they like Teen Titans Go! To the Movies, they may like Euphoria.
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Yeah, but Barbie's feet were in the trailer. Nice try, Nolan.
#Oppenheimer
has extended scenes of nudity and sex involving Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh
(via
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"Mommy is the best driver and best cooker in the world! And Daddy is the best... guy who makes chocolate milk." -My son. I'll be damned if anyone comes for my title.
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Today my sons discovered that nerf darts will stick to my head. I expect this to be hours of entertainment for them.
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Sometimes I'm a really smart guy. And sometimes I think, "There have been 46 Presidents and 52 Superbowls. So the NFL is older than America." It took like 5 whole seconds for me to realize I gotta go to bed.
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Do you realize how hard this is gonna be on me when I have to type more than "Young Sh-" to get to the greatest show of all time?
A ‘YOUNG SHERLOCK’ series is moving forward at Prime Video with Guy Ritchie set to direct.
Hero Fiennes Tiffin is set to star as a 19-year-old Sherlock.
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Today is the day. 7:30PM EST. Who is excited to see our costumes?
#RAZZLEScriptRead
#HarryPotter
#WeGetDrunkAndRead
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Cock finds the pink. Thats me fr.
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Put a Ring on it.
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Just found out Let it Lie from Small Foot was not nominated for best original song at the Oscars in 2018, and the little faith that I had left in humanity was crushed. Stonekeeper was right, we smallfoots suck.
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Help. In the last year, I've started saying "That's a dub," unironically, and I think my kids are embarrassed of me.
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My 4 year old referred to Chip and Dale as "Those Stupid Squirrels."
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Today I learned that half of y'all don't know that The Pink Panther isn't about a jungle cat.
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Nothing will prepare you for waking up in the middle of the night to your son staring at you. Trying to talk to me about your bad dream like you didn't just jump scare me out of my skin. You're lucky I didn't crane kick you into the closet.
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One if my favorite things we've done on the channel. Thank you to everyone involved!
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4 Year Old: I love Olive Garden.
Me: This is Texas Roadhouse.
4 Year Old: I also love Texas Robot.
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When you eat 10 bowls of chili at the chili cookoff.
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Ever since Musk took over Twitter, my feed is full of Splatoon 3 fan art. I have never played Splatoon. I don't care about Splatoon. He needs to be stopped. This is the most egregious thing he has done.
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In Association With Morble
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I cant wait yall
Tomorrow at 7pm EST, RAZZLECast RETURNS! Every Tuesday, LIVE on Twitch, 3 white guys have a podcast.
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Gen Z ruins everything...
A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.”
51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.”
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What's the best Star Wars quote to yell during sex?
What’s the best Star Wars quote to yell during sex?
“Yahoo!”
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I would, but it's been wrongfully blocked for copyright.
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When the dishwasher eats letters off your "Best Dad in the World" glass and it becomes even more accurate.
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Cranky and Cranking it. Jerking as a Jerk. Pissed but in Bliss. Masturbated while exasperated. Heated but I beated.
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Me, first thing in the morning
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Did RAZZLE buy a Superbowl commercial this year? Of course not. We know you're on Twitter during the commercials, you scoundrel.
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Smash
The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a
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Me: What if our sex life was a musical, and we just started breaking out in song?
Wife: It wouldn't be a very long musical.
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Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix. Watch Nimona on Netflix.
#Nimona
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