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Alan Bings

@AlanBings

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Self-appointed comedy expert, rebuker of pharmakeī

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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
The fabled #AntifaHQ of Portland has been located. The war encampment that houses the #PortlandProtests and all of its demonic secrets are now laid bare to the world. The city is housing them and they have more toilets than The Chaz. Full video @YouTube
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@AlanBings
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2 months
An estimated 400 Muslim militants armed with machetes charge over the bridge and break the police line in Hanley, UK outside Manchester. The peaceful native population flees for their lives, seconds ago.
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@AlanBings
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The man arrested in Pennsylvania for the Idaho family slaying, Bryan Kohberger, called in to a true crime video podcast to play an absurd cat & mouse game with amateur investigators. It apparently didn't work out. Original video @YouTube
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@AlanBings
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The Somalian–American livestreamer who went viral when confronted for his racial taunts on a Japanese subway, then later for receiving street justice, has earlier today been apprehended by Japanese subway authorities and turned over to police. JohnnySomali escaped once again.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
@TriaRyder @YouTube The full video on the YouTubes, he gives some background in the first few minutes but that final slingshot was the end of the video, he got chased for ½ mile by Trumpet Guy and the slingshot dude and had to call 911, PPB rescued him.
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@AlanBings
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2 years
Oregon's most elite Antifa shock troops just descended on the Honky Tonk Bar in Salem to taunt outlaw bikers mercilessly. In a stunning turn of events, Antifa were battered relentlessly and ran away while spraying pepper spray. A lone police officer oversaw Antifa's defeat.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
Antifa are trying to shut off my access to my account, before they succeed the truth will get out. The #denvershooting is the work of a 100% Antifa shooter. This is likely what has caused their action against this account.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Oregon wildfires in Clackamas County are now confirmed to have been set by individuals with long rifles. Police are seen taking them into custody having averred these arsonists set the state ablaze. #PortlandProtests Original video by Brittni DeVault
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@AlanBings
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1 year
An angry group of young Japanese men & a burly American have just confronted the scourge of Chiba, the notorious JohnnySomali. The livestreamer is made to apologize to the people of Japan and pledge to never speak of war tragedies nor play his absurd speaker on the train.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
3 years
The Salmon Springs Park Autonomous Zone, The SSPAZ, sees its first official act as a new country after setting up borders. As before in The CHAZ, the Antifa within demand to see papers before granting interview or access to streamers. Then Antifa attack them with some crazy spray
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
Another Portland resident has visited #AntifaHQ today after now learning of this situation and taken some high-quality pictures of the #PortlandProtests encampment and signs on its fences.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo They call this type The Beirut Special—shockwaves so powerful it knocks out all memory and higher reasoning functions associated with the event.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
2 years
Breaking: Person-of-interest in the NYC spree shooting, Frank James, recently released a video manifesto via @YouTube in which he details the reasons for his impending "extermination" of certain groups of people. Original video from the man himself at
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo She found out.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Have to have those standards. Anyway, shooter Matthew Robert Dolloff is 100% Antifa and a radical communist who can be found in countless images and videos of far-left activity in the Colorado area.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
3 years
Shots ring out on the streets of Olympia, Washington, as Antifa shoot a Samoan man for being a Nazi due to his leading a protest against vaccine mandates. Biden's private army will make you conform to the government's whims. Video by @thebcpreacher via Twitch.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
@VillainReport @YouTube Based Villain. They've had their own Mega CHAZ Two this whole time. YouTuber says Trumpet Man and that guy chased him for 5 blocks. Trumpet Guy wanted to throw hands as always.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
This video is apparently not allowed now on Facebook or anyone with ties to the AP, as it is "fake news". Nevertheless, the author expresses his thanks to his new subscribers. In new comments he avers he is himself homeless and was turned down for this encampment due to ideology.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Vancouver, WA beholds a magnificent sight. Not imaginary Proud Boys rattling Antifa, but the real thing. Suddenly there they were, and their chants shook Antifa to their core. Fights and Mace® are produced almost immediately. Footage by @SpaceForceUSA_
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Is it possible that Matthew Robert Dolloff, the assassin pictured in the above #denvershooting , is some percentage Antifa between 0% and 100%? Perhaps, as the signs at the radical leftist protests he's been attending as a participant for over nine years suggest, he's 99% Antifa.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@PikesvilleAL @YouTube I love how he mocks them with the creed of their dark master...Anton LeVay. They must have o'erstuffed the blood squibs with double cracks in Kenosha and blew that guy's arm off while failing to detonate those in the lover of the youth as he achieved expiation on expiration.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
@MrAndyNgo The president wasn't making it up when he said they throw soup cans. This is in fact a call to arms, massing the weapons and indicating those upon whom they will be used.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
3 years
Antifa death squads march through residential streets in Portland brandishing rifles. They point them at a motorist, causing him to draw on them in return. He's beaten to the ground and his gun is stolen. He offers that he's a disabled Marine.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
1 year
In a surprise twist, JohnnySomali has just been set upon by his American associate for resolving to hit the streets of Chiba tomorrow. His camera has just been wrested from him by the burly American and his stream ended by force.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo @ElijahSchaffer They'll be gone before I can get there. Save all video links. Every frame. Antifa attacked a dog today.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@q_surge @YouTube I am almost positive they would produce guns of varying levels of illegality and start screaming about "property rights" and how the invaders are performing "home invasion" on their "residence" in order to justify what they intend to do.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
At 11:15 pm on August 24, local Kenosha time, Antifa terrorists set about destroying icons of Christianity due to their intense communist leanings. There as always? Regg Inkagnedo to make fun of them for it. Antifa, I don't think I'm shadowbanned hard enough, report me harder.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo That's Mario Leets in disguise prying the door open, you can make him by his voice while he intimidates the manager later (and build and movement). He's worried he'll be apprehended for his physical attack on the press last night and theft of the camera.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo We wouldn't want to unfairly paint Matthew Robert Dolloff, the shooter, as the wrong political affiliation.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo The gloating on the scene was much more profane, graphic, and unmistakably evil.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@RazSimone Update: 2 were shot in The Chaz last night, 1 was DOA at the hospital. Warlord Raz has made a firm statement now. The Chaz, The Chop, whatever you call it—it is not a peaceful festival but rather a murderous, violent movement.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@stillgray Here's an alternative cut that shows the immediacy of danger toward the wife, baby, and dog.
@AlanBings
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4 years
An elite command squad of Antifa–BLM leadership descends on the house of Josh Hawley in DC to menace his wife, baby, and dog. When she begs their pardon, they double their efforts and set upon her doorstep, holding fiery implements while blocking their deeds with signs. @HawleyMO
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo @Julio_Rosas11 These are the same rioters who were just on stream with feigned concern for the poor homeowners who have to suffer tear gas now due to their "freedom fighting". I'm underselling it.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Too many reports to catalog are coming in. This is from Ham radio 155.430 155.190 — Never forget what they do today. Never forget what they've done.
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4 years
They say that Commander Red has been apprehended, but could our anti-hero be as weak as reputed? Surely Sparta Cuz, the Benturion of Soysar's Legion, would never assume the fetal position when they take his flamethrower? What are the chances WI has two flamethrower Antifa units?
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@AlanBings
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1 year
JohnnySomali has just been taken out by a patriotic Japanese man of some sort, whose stealthy approach was only witnessed too late as his martial arts grapple took down the annoying livestreamer. Will he recover? Only time can tell.
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@AlanBings
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2 years
@Valeriemarie38 @YouTube The host of this YouTube channel is currently live replaying this audio on a loop while advising he turned the caller in to the authorities and it was the man arrested today. The original broadcast is still extant.
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3 years
Like angst-ridden grunge rock icon Kurt Cobain, young Daunte Wright of Brooklyn Center is said to not have a gun—yet his own braggadocio while sporting a pistol, stacks of money, and Hennessy features his own rap song whose lyrics include his affirmation of having guns.
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The Live! Arena in Dallas Texas sees a robust gathering of Antifa, Proud Boys, InfoWars adherents, drag queens, and parents. A parent on the Antifa side of things advises he wants to have sexual relations with the children of the right-wing protesters against the family drag show
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Antifa orders the Chinese crime families known as "The Triad" around. If it is otherwise then let The Triads show these Antifa the nature of respect. All will know that Antifa controls The Triads unless action is taken by this group. Maybe they're both just ideas.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Coronavirus is a Communist invention to destroy Capitalism.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo SWAT and bomb squad dispatched to the Rite Aid on Chestnut, streams are breaking down, nothing makes sense any more.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo They don't look like white supremacists to me.
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Those are rare charges on their own and more rare in concert. This is appropriate and correct.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
3 years
Many Proud Boys shot by Antifa bullets in Olympia, Washington just now for opposing masks and vaccines. Famous brawler Tiny writhes in agony as the right's amateur medics affix a tourniquet to his leg. Live: and
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@AlanBings
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2 months
@punkrock8889 You're bollocks, I'm going back in her earlier streams to find your fellow Antifa injuring people with hammers & the aftermath now just because of you.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Here is the videographer's full statement that he put up five hours ago regarding the veracity of his claims and the truth of the camp's occupancy. He is "Never Alone With Christ" on YouTube and now has enough subscribers to live stream. His channel:
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@DenverPolice Upon further discussion with the FBI, we realized there was no such thing as Antifa so all our investigative work is completed immediately just like theirs when Antifa do crimes.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@9NEWS We know you're Antifa now.
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@AlanBings
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2 years
@trollhunter428 @YouTube The YouTube host snitched him out, today's arrest is the fruit of that. The channel is currently replaying segments of this call over and over live on a loop while the audience celebrates and host confirms. The original broadcast from 2 weeks ago is still up and linked in Tweet.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
The Radical Leftist heard exalting the shooting in this video is here seen a bit earlier looking for a target for his colleague (the shooter) to face. The shooter and this producer (BGM shirt) are both backed by the Soros-funded "9 News" of Denver.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
A young acolyte of Lenin twirls his ice axe in the streets of Portland and smokes his Dr. Seuss pipe for an audience of Antifa and Portland Police at tonight's New Year's #PortlandRiots . Then, like the best Antifa reality stars, he blows himself up.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo His actions and words indicate he also believes Antifa is just an idea. His is therefore Antifa.
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Antifa and BLM just teamed up again to fight another car, this time in Sacramento, CA. This time they sent one of their white Race Warriors in to do the job, flopping around like some spastic fish before being deposited on his head for the officer's victory lap before the throng.
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@MrAndyNgo @TuckerCarlson @JoAnnPDX The picture they used for her was the best, simultaneously making her look as if she's on a cellphone and also a screaming maniac.
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Antifa's "just Portland's problem" until all the parents export their radical youth offspring along with them.
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2 years
In a surprise twist from another of his videos, Frank James hints that the group he feels requires extermination may in fact be his own. Video via @YouTube
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@AlanBings
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4 years
A novice Antifa streamer, most likely not initiate in the mysteries of their clan, records an Antifa committing a crime at 12:06 am Pacific time at tonight's #PortlandRiots . Antifa remind her of the two rules of journalism: primum non nucare and never reveal an identity.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@Djuana70 @JackPosobiec They're doing it to prevent Trump's re-election, they don't care how much of their expendable cannon fodder gets killed. NYC Mayor is one of the terrorists, his daughter riots with them.
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@AlanBings
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3 years
@Tomterrific87 @JewishSchool @terror_alarm The Mashiach​. The spirit of antichrist made flesh.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@FCC RED2 coming next. Trust the plan.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Good thing they did their research before declaring him free of radical leftist leanings.
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@AlanBings
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@MrAndyNgo Can confirm, black suits are everywhere, stalking the residence, looking for occupants coming out the other side for some reason. Four streamers on the ground, all dedicated to hiding anything scandalous. We must be vigilant.
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An elite command squad of Antifa–BLM leadership descends on the house of Josh Hawley in DC to menace his wife, baby, and dog. When she begs their pardon, they double their efforts and set upon her doorstep, holding fiery implements while blocking their deeds with signs. @HawleyMO
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@AlanBings
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Here is a new, third angle of the molotov disaster from the #PortlandProtests around 9 pm tonight. Commander Red would never be so sloppy with his incendiaries. Original video from Adam Costello
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@MrAndyNgo @Julio_Rosas11 Their improvised car march toward the police line at 76th was met with unquestioned dominance just now, people were driving the wrong way on the sidewalk to escape their own buffoonery. Tear gas a-poppin' everywhere.
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3 years
The FBI asset in the green who's been quoting Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Mike Tyson for consecutive days outside the Kenosha Courthouse continues to attempt to start some sort of violent racial conflict and almost succeeds. Threats continue to escalate.
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@AlanBings
Alan Bings
4 years
@MrAndyNgo Andy, I've got video of the incident that led up to this. She said "all lives matter". You know what happens. Let me make one from this superior angle now.
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@AlanBings
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@MrAndyNgo @uhaul This guy's leading the mob and yesterday was bracing streamers and journalists.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo I think still images scare them more than video in this case. I feel their action against me, sloppy job. Remember every scene in Deadwood ever? Remember what the Pinkertons are hired to do by the worst people of means? Over and over? Remember who 9 News likes to run with?
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Well done, Antifa Noelle Green tanked her whole Twitch account too and I still haven't even mined all of that gold I got yet.
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Ever wonder how Proud Boy vs. Antifa fights go in other countries? In Canada it starts while playing the "I'm not touching you" game, accusing a man of being a Proud Boy, then standing stymied when police side with the man who thumped him. Video @YouTube
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@AlanBings
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@SeanNyberg Justified. Lock me up for saying it. Take my job. Make it unsafe to procreate.
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@zellnor4ny @RazSimone No police in The CHOP led the country to hold the highest per capita murder rate in the world.
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4 years
The communist militants of Antifa's new nation within Portland, The Rhaz, set about their most important work—raking a bunch of soil over some cardboard in thin layers for their utopian garden. That's right, the garden has arrived in The RHAZ.
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@MrAndyNgo The Sumo of Seattle continues his stealthy ways.
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@FrankHassleYT Alpha energy. Some journalists get punked out these days but some men still film. Some men Hassle.
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo I've got a follow-up on this guy, he gets out afterward, confronts them, and tells them he doesn't understand the point of their rioting. They then run to the police and attempt to get him arrested for drunk driving despite knowing he was the passenger.
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@FrolfDigest @YouTube That's not going to work when you've got Trumpet Guy chasing people ½ mile down the street with the violence that's been his hallmark since Day One of pre-CHAZ protests.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Are people still calling the #AntifaHQ fake news and writing articles all mad about it? Why not head there for some more reporting and commentary like our man on the streets has done? Here are some highlights of his recent musings. Author's site @YouTube
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Honk for the large blond afro.
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@UKpatriot24 I only had live eyes on her angle but there were others there whose videos I've not yet located. Eyewitnesses before this clip starts weren't clear about how the breach was effected.
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@AlanBings
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4 years
Tonight brings us back to the hallowed ground of The Chaz, as a murder has transpired in Cal Anderson park. Police are currently attempting to get to the suspect, who has barricaded himself in a building. Sparks are flying and all the stars are here, all our radical friends.
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@MrAndyNgo If only the ridiculously long magazine had a $200 tax stamp he would have been unable to afford stealing it—they'd have no cause for riot.
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Antifa at tonight's #PortlandRiots violently flip an SUV containing a child as passenger over on its side then set upon the car with destructive implements in an attempt to break the glass—but in all fairness the young child was most likely a Nazi.
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@MrAndyNgo Hilarious, a source with knowledge has been working this all week. Glad it got out.
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Early August 25 (Day Two) in Kenosha, WI, police let confirmed armed Antifa insurrectionists loose in order that they can provide more protection, with their AR-15 rifles, for looters and arsonists. As always, Regg Inkagnedo is there to make fun of everything.
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@MrAndyNgo Yes one of their Louisville propagandists (he hired a ride on a tour plane) has likewise been broadcasting such calls to training for coming events. He hosted a military-style training event in Jefferson Park today with other armed militants.
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A veteran flies a flag through the aftermath of the #PortlandRiots tonight, causing Antifa to seize it. Several minutes later you can almost hear their heads about to explode from pressure as they reach a tea kettle-like pitch of disbelief when it returns with another flag.
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