🗣 DAAMMMNNNN DAMON ‼️
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Aye S/O to Nap! I been here for 60 months and you know what I really fucks with some of y’all so I had to open up my set for ya.
“ How You What? ”
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You raising a mechanic?
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What about green?
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Are they closing the parking lot too?
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The ghettoest funnest college in Indiana. It’ll chew you up, spit you out and leave you in Terre Haute. It’ll also get you where you need to get if you use it right.
A true Alma Mater. Proud Alum.
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A hood delicacy.
Uhm excuse me? What the hell? I need answers, who thinks this is okay? 😭
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So I hear this is who’s ruining ISU’s Homecoming.
Hate to see it
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Came home to the best news 💚
Me and my family thank all of you so much for sharing posts, making them and getting the info out there. So much love from so many people. I can never say thank you enough.
#WeFoundP
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Buddy them shoes from DHL.
Them not real.
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Black People don't give a fuck about Americas Independence. We just trying to BBQ, play spades and talk shit since everybody off work.
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Me walking through the Airbnb I rented for my birthday trip:
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I was sleeping good and then guess who the fuck interrupted?
Amber with her little alert. Shit scared me out my sleep.
Now I’m getting dressed to go find the kidnapper in their 2013 Black Audi A-4, because you’ve taken from me now too.
Count your days bitch.
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“Don’t sip that Earl Steven’s or you gone be sounding like him”
I think I went a cup too far.
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Wipe Me Down In This Club
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Jahmaar has been getting locked up at ISU since 2010.
Two thousand and fuckin 10. He has more cases than he has accumulated credit hours.
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When a white coworker come back from the little Florida vacation and say: “ We almost the same color “
Me:
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All Russell Wilson do is pray and fuck his wife.
And y’all mad 😂
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I auditioned for a movie being filmed here in Indy by my boy
@RashadEllis__
& I got the role.
My name in the movie is Luke, but Uncle Luke if you nasty 😂.
Now let’s drink.
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Tested positive for COVID -19.
I’m dealing but I did want to let y’all know this shit ain’t no joke. I apologize for those I were around unaware.
Stay as safe as y’all can because you can’t pinpoint where you get it.
✊🏾
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To any women on my TL who have fallen victim to this I wanna say I apologize. If I attended the party and you needing saving I apologize.
I have many female friends and not one of them deserve any of this type of behavior.
For all y’all on the TL I truly love and respect yall
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Look like your family came & visited you in jail on Father’s Day.
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The East Side of Nap is such a dirty little place.
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Hey
@disneyplus
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First off I wanna say thank you for the amazing streaming platform you released this week. The nostalgia has me and my fellow downloaders overjoyed.
One issue. I need Proud Family THE SERIES to be added expeditiously. We have the movie but we need the show.
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What in the Suite Life of Home Alone?
Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song welcomed their first child together, a baby boy named after Macaulay’s late sister— Dakota. ❤️
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I been saying that if a racist try me that I’m beating ass.
Yesterday it happened. And I beat ass.
No Ripple for a little minute.
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Me walking out the cinema:
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My boy
@JarellHenry_
has started his own production company out in LA & that was dope enough on its own.
In addition I received a message, email and script casting me as a main character in the one of his first productions.
Filming is next week & so is my birthday 🔥 FUCK YEA!
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The wicked witch after the house fell on her:
My last time wearing these was my last time but I stg this my last time.
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WHERE IS OLIVIA POPE?
BITCH GRAB THAT WHITE HAT AND CALL YOUR FATHER. WE NEED YOUR DAD AND B613 IN ROUTE RIGHT MUTHAFUCKIN NOW!
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Today I was booked for my first PAID stand up. Best thing is it’s in my hometown. This comedy shit ain’t easy and in the beginning you’re investing more time and spending more money than you make, but it’s a blessing to chase and see a dream I know is for me.
IM BIG HAPPY TODAY
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“Kronk! Pull the lever”
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Some people you can’t go on a trip with.
Aht aht this friendship is only available in this state.
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How many of you feel like you possibly had the COVID -19 before the outbreak?
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My Mom & Aunts: “One fight you all fight”
Me & My Cousins:
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Co Worker: “The proper way to quit a job is to put in a two week notice”
Me:
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At this point Indiana State is not allowing sleep during Homecoming Weekend. I’ve seen 53 Parties and counting.
There are parties, then after parties, then after after parties. I seen a party til 10 am on Sunday and said at 11 they’ll start praise and worship.
Y’all doing it.
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I be having the money in my account and will still make a payment arrangement.
Y’all think I give a fuck about y’all opinion?
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She weird lookin?
Lashatya you look like
Listening to the Shanquella Robinson case n girl sounds insufferable I woulda plotted against her weird looking ass too 🤣
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“I need me some shit with some salt in it”
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Ladies‼️
Be careful near 56th & Emerson there’s a man in a Black Escalade robbing women. Happened 3 times this week.
Please be safe.
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Black People of all signs do this every weekend with an assorted Old Skool Playlist.
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We were 7 sweetie.
The Fact that Kamala Dated Montel and it seems like no one remembers lol
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How can we get this canceled?
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Y’all bash people every time some shit happen.
DAMN! A muthafucka can’t be happy they got a FREE $1200?
Don’t you thank God when a good parking spot open up?
Shut the FUCK UP THEN. Fast not slow.
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“ I ain’t on no bullshit in 2018 “
12:00 January 1, 2018:
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“A whole new scaaaaaaaaam”
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Someone said this was me in Daycation.
I will neither confirm nor deny this statement.
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Defund Zeus Network
Defund Love & Hip Hop
Defund “influencers” based shows
Defund anything that promotes constant arguing and the tearing down of another person or group.
Also defund the police.
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I feel like we should stay out of other grown folks business.
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You too old to be spelling like this😂
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No Alcohol April is boring.
13 likes and I’m taking a shot.
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This is the “ I just came to dance for y’all, dassit “
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Quarantine Day 5: My bald head turn dial head ass gave in 😖
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Now y’all PRESSED,PRESSED, PRESSED, PRESSED, PRESSED!
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You look like Queen Latifah girlfriend in Set It Off.
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Be on the lookout for buddy because he’s coming back.
With a gun.
Not Ooowweepooeee !IPUI going viral. There’s too much going on in this video LOL 😩
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To see a friendship you actually cared about slip away is hard sometimes.
You still gotta do you, but it’s ok to feel for the situation.
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I’m auditioning for P Valley and I don’t know what my storyline gone be but I know I’m killing Derrick.
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Young woman on Twitter said “ I can feel the hoe in me defrosting “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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