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Anything you have in your heart, please go do it because time will fly regardless of you doing it or not.
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The background be like hellfire sha. The subtle details.
The moment before the moment.
@ProfOsinbajo
walks to stage to formally declare his intention to run for the office of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
#ItisTime
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Even God told Moses to take off those sandals before entering the burning bush.
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Ajala Travel. Sitting down in one place is a sin. Ileke Idi. Moving up & down in an oscillatory motion. President Pendulum!
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Bolt Driver: “Aunty, so you dey buy food for outside, you no dey cook? Nawa o. I don dey come sha”.
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“dON’t MeSs WiTh NiGeRiAnS mOnEy” but your politicians are still very much alive.
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Hmmm
I don't expect everyone who is friends with Tope to drop a line on man's behaviour on the TL. So stop accusing people of silence, they're allowed to be heartbroken that their friend has been accused of something like this. It's painful.
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Lmaooo mans ordered some Balon d’Or from Alibaba.
🏆🇵🇹 CRISTIANO RONALDO crowned BEST MEN'S PLAYER OF THE YEAR at the 2019 Dubai Globe Soccer Awards
@Cristiano
#cristiano
#juventus
#cr7
#portugal
@selecaoportugal
@juventusfc
@DubaiSC
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Someone said the North is always available to determine the future of Nigeria but always unavailable to contribute to its GDP & that hit me very hard.
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300 people & counting (?) have been killed in Nigeria (Jos, Plateau) in the space of 96hours & we are here shouting about a fucking WC. It’s high time we (our NT team) came home & get our shit together.
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Rogério Ceni, the former São Paulo goalkeeper, scored more career free kicks than Cristiano Ronaldo has.
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Hart transplant
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I’d be disappointed if any of Wiz or Davido battles Burna. Don’t give him that opportunity. Eranko 🦍
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Get harassed as a child at home. Get harassed as an underage teenager in school. Get harassed as an undergrad. Get harasssed as an intern. Get harassed as a Corps Member. Get harassed at work. Get harassed in your marriage, on the streets, at your local church. . . FUCK!
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Bureau de Change, talo bi e?
@mr_know_me
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@koye10
: Children of God, come closer. Mr. Bigg's meatpie is now N250?" Come on.That's only $1.26
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We need to get our pencil producing factories running asap so we can beat this, bruh
@MBuhari
Rotating Dubai skyscraper will allow guests to swivel their rooms 360 degrees
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Namadi Sambo, CEO/Founder ask.fm. Lord of the Anonymous Kingdom. Defender of the realm of Absence
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Someone should tell Somto that it's neither by dumbbells nor barbells but by the spiritual works of your hands.
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Henry changed club to play alongside Messi, win a league title again & the UCL, you changed to play alongside Lingard, Rashford, Belgian Sola Amoebi & learn how to millyrock?
"I remember today, a conversation I had with Henry, a historic Arsenal player, who changed club for the same reason and today is my turn."
- Alexis Sanchez
#NotMyLegend
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Just force-feed any hardened criminal in the world this & he/she would confess.
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Drake & Wizkid be singing ‘baby come closer’ but never really wanted their babies to come closer to them. Deadbeat Squad
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@Sijistical
Lowkey, you resemble Buhari. Just go commot your front middle teeth, cop some Senegalese kaftans & agbadas, mallam hats & not have sense. Boom, döppleganger!
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Religious gofundme. Quoting scriptures devoid of context. Condescending cad. If you are this gullible, are you really a Christian? Christ!
Pastor Fatoyinbo AKA Robust Response is in Houston, Texas using fine boy to pack their stew
#Yoruba
and of course "Sow $1000"
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He did not tell a single lie.
One of my male friends told me that he doesn’t think a woman can make him as a happy as football does.... you people are mad fr
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Ken Katas really made people confess & turn a new leaf for masturbating & being gay that year. Lmaoo
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Hello everyone, my friend Opeyemi needs financial support for a kidney transplant.
I know we are all going through life right now but nothing is too small. Please
#HelpSaveOpe
we love him so much
Opeyemi Araba
0051712830
GTBank
Or please use the link:
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If your man gets “snatched” by your friend or another person, girl you just dodged this missile.
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Pogba is supposed to be the 4th/5th Kupe boy but United are holding his destiny down. Sigh
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My man ordered Uber and Bolt at the same time. Whichever arrives first. I stan!
THE DIE IS CAST
In recent times, I have had several support groups clamouring that I make bold political moves. I sincerely thank them for their trust and concern. While there are calls for me to run for the senate others say I should throw my hat into the presidency ring.
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“Madam, the boy wey you talk say make I call no gree come o. E say he no fit handle you“
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Might be the one to finally end corruption in Nigeria or find the cure to an epidemic disease. Let's save him please
http://t.co/5e9L82Tk9a
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Ken Katas will not die well.
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Oxygen o!
@Tunji_O
: Above the horizon of your budget. RT
@ICimmi
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@Maleekafln
: Somebody please tell me where this is
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ALIVE!
@NewsBytesNow
: ASUU strike worsens as lecturers walk out of meeting with lawmakers, ministers
http://t.co/JiNsMtKyFK
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The Nigerian Prayer:
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Lol, I'll be sharing N1M to 20 people by 5pm. Just use my avatar as your avatar. Watch this space.
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Followed by: “Ahn ahn, you shouldn't have bothered” whilst stretching their hands to collect the food.
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You want residents to come out of their homes during a lockdown/curfew at the expense of their safety to the streets in the middle of a mayhem to ‘defend your facility’?
You, your hut, your stew, soup and assorted meats are all mad.
We have reports that Ikoyi Prison is under attack in attempt to freeing inmates.
We have an outlet in that axis. We call on residents in that axis to help us defend our facility and those of other businesses.
Already, 3 of our outlets have been looted in other locations. RT
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45 seconds later: “Sorry, you were just too wet 🥺”
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One of the painful results of stupid economic policies & bad governance.
Her sister was traveling abroad the next day, so she made this video while she was asleep.
Almost shed a nigga tear 🥹
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The person who succeeds & the one who learns from his failures have both succeeded.
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I would have said you guys should send the DM shouting “EPPP” but nah. I'm nice, humble & generous.
Keep RTing! Anticipate
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Might just breakfast if it isn't handled properly.
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Nobody cares what you’re going through. You just have to fucking show up & get the fucking work done.
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It’s easier to fight an invisible/non-existent enemy than a real one.
Only God knows why MFM is always silent about this kind of things, y’all have the largest congregation of youths, plus the football club.
So the fire on the mountain right now is not enough?
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@Just_femi_
@frankedoho
Lol, yeah. *Aroma. Baba said he was going to throw a wild party with N2m if he hit the N10m jackpot.
My fave part was the Linus Mbah question.
Frank Edoho: Are you sure that’s your final answer?
Aroma: Yeah, he lives on top of me (neighbour)
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If Buhari should say you people don’t like to work, una go dey bleat. Look at the foolish fans abi paparazzi 😂
Someone brought a "Sex Toy" to ICM👀 Nigerians no get chill again 😂😂😂
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I loved that he referenced Singapore. Just google the transformation of Singapore and go to a corner & cry for this useless country.
"24 years is a long time to achieve almost total transformation of a place"
- Kola Ayeye
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They’ll try to convince you that Osinbajo is the right candidate; different from his Oga & couldn’t do much cos he was the VP.
They’ll even throw in his “good” days when he was Ag-President in Buhari’s (sick) leave absence. Don’t listen to any of it.
Just do like this: 🙉
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If you can pay 75k for the copy, I don’t know, you should be able to pay an extra 25/30k for the original tbh.
Rather than buy copy AirPod pro for 75k, go & buy Bluetooth earphones from miniso
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Remi Tinubu that never runs for office. She catwalks. Let’s be serious please.
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No thank am o. He’s a bigot.
Turn this whole thing to Hausa v. Other Nigerian Tribes and you’ll see he’s just a Rankadede Tariq.
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Yes, and I have a right, infact a duty to drag the entire team. So help me God.
Osibanjo has the right to contest and his supporters have the right to support him abeg.
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Face obvs longer than your day. RT
@theotisprice
: Selfie after a long day
http://t.co/47LeBO7Yg5
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At this point, they don’t even give a single fuck of concealing their racism.
Add Al Jazeera to the list... The Supremacy around the media coverage of this isn't even subtle.
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When/If Cersei dies, I’m really tweeting: “RIP Aunty, the evil you have done in Westeros is enough”
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Let me give one lucky person now that it is 4:30pm so you guys will know I'm serious.
Step forward guy
@Bobo_Gboye
. Send that DM.
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Lol, my mother’s friend gave her some money to give to me. When I got home, she (my mom) told me to call & thank her (the friend). I did & then asked for the money, only for my mom to say: “Mo fi top up Oyster card mi ti mo fi wale”
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Just look at the [calibre of] candidates that have declared to run from the ruling party.
Now, look at yourself in the mirror and ask the image if this is a serious party/gov’t.
This is a test of/for foolishness. If the image agrees & answers yes, you have passed the test.
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A day will come when you and your family think you’re safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouths and you all will know the debt is paid.
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Her wedding on BellaNaija, duh!
If the man who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor, what does the wife get?
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All they give back is their nonsense motivational talk “If you want to achieve, you need to first perceive to receive so you can aspire to perspire before you expire”
And Ms Alakija upon her astonishingly good fortune gives barely anything back. If anyone should, it should be her and others like her.
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Nah, I went out with that last sentence. LMFAOO
On their faces wasn't funny. "Oga relax na" another said, "abeg make una pay me make I move, cos this drama I no understand".
I was paid and with speed I left that zone before trouble will come again knocking.
Ladies, if you intend dying, don't book a ride. Just die in peace.
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