Just pulled a young lad over from the motorway bridge who was trying to jump. Lads If things are ever that bad please just talk to someone. People do care. My inbox is always open.
Love Facebook. Someone’s put on they have found a tortoise in Hyde and someone’s shared a link to a missing tortoise from Didsbury like it’s walked all the way to Hyde 🤣🤣🤣
Betis fans from Europe’s hottest city meet life long MUFC fan ‘Mouse’ in the sleet near their Air BnB in Clayton, Manchester.
Love stuff like this. I once dropped some Valencia fans in Moss Side. They’d never seen terraced housing before.
Hi
@TamesideCouncil
. Please can you make Matley Lane into 2 lanes please just after the rising moon. Sick of having to wait there and always 1 prick who comes when they should be waiting. Thanks bye
@kylewalker2
*Wins Manchester Derby*
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Me:
Had a mega time with some potty people at Sonar again, even if I did lose my phone, break my sunglasses and shit myself in a taxi. Some gaff that Elrow
Sick of these little shit masks now so nipped in to JD for a better one. Asked the woman to get me an under amour one. £26 🙃was to embarrassed to say I didn’t want it after she got it for me🤣 so just spent £26 on a mask. Fuck covid. Fuck Under Amour. Robbery.
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.....
I think it’s mad that grown men spend money on fireworks to watch their money explode in sky 🤷🏻♂️ and letting them off weeks before bonfire night. Have a day off.
Still rough from last night, seen a Kevin hart film thought that would be funny, cheer me up a bit. 5 mins in and his wife has died giving birth to their first child 👍🏻 sound
How mad is it that this time last year, people were panic buying toilet roll and pasta and thought that the army would have tanks out guarding Gregg’s 😂