Laurel Ugoji
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//Lover of Jehovah//Med Lab.scientist🔬//Smallchops vendor//Serial Volunteer
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I just discovered a new set of people that should be feared...
Those ones who unpack their bags the same day they return from a journey! Be vigilant. They walk freely amongst us.
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And I thought you were frying puffpuff inside cup😭😭
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ATTENTION PLEASE!🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
If they tell you to bring your urine or stool sample to the lab, just put it small. SmaLLLL.
For urine, half is okay.
For stool, there's a small spoon in there. Use that to scoop. That's enough. We no de sell am. Please nau. Abi make we de cry for una.
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So you can produce home made cement, and you're allowing us buy at 10k.
Today I decided to make white soup because my girlfriend is coming over..
It looks delicious 😋 and mouth watering
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"EXCERCISE PATIENCE"
RC'23
DAY 3: (Jehovah is waiting patiently to show you favor)
"Part of being strong, is merely waiting on Jehovah" 💙💙
#jwrepost
#Jw
#Jwmemes
#JwRegionalconvention
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"EXCERCISE PATIENCE"!
RC'23
DAY 1: (Love is patient)
"Jehovah will, in turn, give us a reward for being patient with Him," as seen in Romans 2: 6,7.🥰🥰
#Jwrepost
#Jw
#Jwmemes
#JwRegionalconvention
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My hard earned N10 goes here every day.
I use the plate and spoon afterward to practice cooking with sand and leaves outside.
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A picture of you with this finger ✌️ pose. Millennials can relate 😂😂
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I'm on my way to shop for all I need and walk out without payment cos Jesus paid the price. Who's coming?
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🖤🩷🖤
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@mideysmith
Lmaooooooooooo
Jesus
I sang it too and got to o'Jh Jh and stamped my foot. 😭 then i realized.
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@yogirlyve
Don't show up too much. Even though you're not busy, act like you are. Men love women who keep them on their toes.
#strictbabe101
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"EXCERCISE PATIENCE"
RC'23
DAY 2: (Be patient toward all)
Jesus' illustration of forgiveness by a king to his slave at Matthew 18:21-25 has a new meaning for me🥰🥰
#Jwrepost
#Jw
#Jwmemes
#JwRegionalconvention
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@maziibe_
@UgochiChinwuba
@vincentchidi6
Honestly, sorry for the laugh
The way she said it is funny.😂😂😂
I'm sorry for those there. It's so sad 😞
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Mother's side >>>> Father's side.
I don't know how to explain it again.
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Blurrrrrrr... 🤍
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I don't even know where to start replying from. You people are so annoying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Instead of doing better, you're laughing at me.
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@Papijnr0
I make the best smallchops in town, and they're affordable. Your referrals and patronage will put a smile on my face😊 ❤️
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Lady in Reeeeeddd!!!
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Neighbors quarelling in their compound**
Me and my sisters:
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No one:
Stanley Nwabali:
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If "please na" was a dog
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Is anyone available?
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If you add sugar to your garri/pap you use to eat beans, I will judge you🫵
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@premierstilldey
@_Debbie_OA
@Mrklassiq_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I saw it. If u see d way, I use cellotape to tape my mouth, ehn😆😆😆
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Me tonight: "Father, please heal your children, na me de duty this night🙏"
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Lmao.
My friend's sister was at the airport about 2 hours before her flight. So she decided to take a little nap, omoh na there she miss her flight o. Lmao. No be to go early na to de awake.
Nigerians might be late to a lot of places, but the Airport is definitely NOT one of them.
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@IzunnaDike
Jeezzz. I love love loveeee spoken words.
Flow with them, and you'll understand how deep some are. I love them.
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SHORT STORY
A lady paid for this item for me yesterday bcos I was about to return it back to the shelf when I saw the price was N4,338/so.
I want to use this medium to thank her again. God bless you ma. Also, for saving those I'd have entered taxi/keke with this month. End.
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@kinkyswit
It's so beautiful 😍
He looks at her the same way
And hey... she grew hotter with age😁😁💜
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@UzonnaUzochukwu
@Realsola3
@I_pissVodka
😂😂😂especially that one that is doing akwa-ibom British accent😂😂😂na here I go de na
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While I'm naturally attracted to humble people, I also love to see life humble those ones that feel they have arrived and so they can treat others the way they like.
Person wey humble and person wey life don humble no be the same.
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Hello, my fans!
I wan open anonymous link.
So, everyone gather your account numbers. If you have more than one, big WIN.
Make sure you bill me. As in, bill me wetin no good. Are u ready? Leggo!
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@Ishow_leck
I make the best smallchops in Calabar and Abuja. I'm available for bookings in any of these 2 states for both small & large gatherings.
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@simplywandy
Wandy cool baby....ur 100% biased.
So clean off those things n get something more reasonable on the table..😍
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@pretty_deazy
This was actually my favorite paragraph 😍
It's ok to develop feelings and be interested in a sister. If you claim to love her, then you will protect her good reputation by not making her do things that are against Jehovah’s laws and principles.
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Wait... 2.5gb for 600 doesn't last even up to 24 hrs again?? Is that what I'm seeing???
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This jar has an attitude.
Like, "You saw me here, but u still used the blue jug"
Good morning to y'all,
Drop an emoji as a sign of life... I want unfollow Ghost followers
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Every time I see a baby's picture, my inner self screams, "My baby!"
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An environment where you bring out the real you,where there's genuine love,peace,comfort......Home is all d happiness you have no matter where you are.
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After summoning courage***
Me: Mummy? Can I go to Nathan's house🙃🙃
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Uncle
@darkestgrey_
na you write paragraph 6 abi. You can run, but you can not hide😁😁😁
Anywhere I see "respect for women," I just remember you.
#JW
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Resist the urge to wear that rag to the shop close by. Your crush will catch you 🫰🏽
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Constant communication breeds feelings. Even if you don't like them, you will start liking them, and then after 2weeks, everything goes cold.
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I heard they'll start adding plantain inside the first aid box. Abeg make dem add puffpuff.
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Woman of Substance💪
I got 34 pieces yesterday.
Some for me and others for the 15 regular pioneers in my congregation.
We love you, Sis Oma❤️
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Me: I need to get serious with my life
Me whenever I have a chance:
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@MrMekzy_
You want me to listen to you when you have issues, but u can not listen to me when I want to talk my own.
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@pretty_deazy
You do your job properly and mind your business. It's unethical in the medical profession to cho cho cho.
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Wait.
So I just heard people who run poultry are called FOWL TECH😭😭
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@kingissadd
Hmmmm omoh. I remember one time while we were smaller our dad came home in the afternoon unexpectedly and we were eating sugarcane with friends in the parlour. Hehehhe once we heard "daddy's back" omohhh😂😂😂we jack the centre table enter room with all d sugarcane peels and all.
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5-year-old me when my mummy baths me with cold water.
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Midnight affirmations
Let's have it.
I'll go first: "Big belle better pass ulcer🫣"
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It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.
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Because I want to WATCHTOWER
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Mentos chewing gum N2,000 and N1,100 respectively 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳lmaoooo. What am i chewing??
How much is this udara they sell at that junction sef? Shey chin-gum use to be inside?😁😁
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@_funlola
That friend fit no get home training.
In my house ehn, if we finish eating and there's a visitor there, we go thank parents, still thank the visitors join.
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I will never ever try it!
I don't know who needs to see this, but repeat after me:
I will not compare myself to strangers on the internet.
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Got any fries, we could... yunno? -- Eat? 🥹🥹🥹
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Getting pregnant for someone who isn't married to you and will not even marry you. Omoh. Chai.
What mistake can you make in life that has the most severe consequences?
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Me staying away from everyone cos of my bad character
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And I sing oh Jah, Jehovah my God, the work of your hands, fills us with awe... 🎵 🎶
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DO NOT DOUBLE TEXT!!!
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No. Don't like/comment on my posts.
When you see me winning, don't "congratulations" me. Keep that energy to the end.
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Mumu mumu!
Make dem call me mumu
I no need sense to love o
Your love makes me a happy mumu
Even if they snubbed all your chat and causing you pain and you still love them. You’re a mumu o
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Please, what is "Rizz" and what is "Steeze" ???
Please explain to me like I am 7 years old.
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@ADEBOWALE____
Hope say una remain some resemblance for your wife. This one wey baby look like say u vomit am.
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@the_beardedsina
Hahahahahahhaa 😂 it's true oo. They have added hands to the new generation shinmi and turned it to small gown
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I don't know if it's sleep, ehn, but I read your name as part of the write-up.
As in "A jonzing partner that updates you..."🤦🏽♀️
a partner that updates you on everything they do without asking is everything. ❤️
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Me: Ma pls give me dough-balls N200
Puffpuff seller: U say wetin?
Me: pointing at it* I said dough-balls, doughballs.
PS: Abeg comot for my shop if you come to insult me
Me: ...
How old were you when you realized it's not puff puff but dough balls?? 😂
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Looks like they are about to have a bridal shower
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I'm seeing Scooby-Doo flying
If you're right-brained, you'll see a fish. If you're left-brained, you'll see a mermaid.
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Congratulations to everyone on the TL who got new j🤍bs. You all deserve it😁🤎. I have 2 friends I pray day and night for, I hope they get theirs too. Amen😊🫰🏽
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So many women are getting married on the TL. So which men come be the scum??😫😫 Is it mine?
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Add "good" please.
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I know a lot of you won't know this.
Here's what to do.
Simply go to your bank app. The exact one you do not want money to be sent to. Dial *312*804*3773#
If they ask for bank name put First bank.
If it doesn't work, remove all the *and # and send 50k. Thank me later.
Please how can you block an account number from sending you money???
It's urgent please🙏🏻
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I make the most mouth-watering small chops for both small and large gatherings.
Location: Abuja & Calabar
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