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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
Number of Watford managers per prime minister
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Ollie Kay
10 months
Liverpool fan caught in the home end.
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Ollie Kay
11 months
How it feels in the Premier League
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 months
Calm down everyone. I’ve been following Luton for 30 years, seen 6 relegations. I won’t cry about it. If we do get relegated, does it matter? The Kenny has been rejuvenated, infrastructure improved and the future of the club safeguarded. We still could stay up, who knows. 1/4
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Ollie Kay
1 year
It shows how out of touch Premier League fans are when you see on FPL that John McAtee is our highest owned forward.
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Ollie Kay
5 months
@emeraldTEC @Jago20122 @SuttonSi @premierleague @LutonTown Yeah you’ve been following arsenal through all the tough times.
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Ollie Kay
1 year
It’s like Gary has gone to B&Q seen a garden chair and said, what’s the best price you can give me for 60 of these. I love it.
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Ollie Kay
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 months
I guess we can have a good laugh about it now?
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@YorkCityFC
York City FC
5 months
⌚️ FULL TIME. 6-1 | #YCFC 🔴🔵 | 📲🤝 @BristolStMotors
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
Don’t compare them, just enjoy them.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
4 years
Bang bang Martin Cranie 👏👏👏👏👏
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 years
Scott Parker - Dry your eyes mate 🎶
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
4 years
@CornickH take a bow. What a goal. Also top ball from @RyanTunnicliffe 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
11 months
@wearelutontown The race to the record
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Ollie Kay
5 years
@JeffStelling I’ve seen those Bet Boost adverts, you probably sleep with that money stuffed in your duvet.
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Ollie Kay
5 years
Luton Town top 15 scorers this decade: Goals in all competitions 58 - Danny Hylton 53 - James Collins 50 - Andre Gray 31 - Jake Howells - Cameron McGheehan 28 - Jack Marriott 27 - Stuart Fleetwood - Elliot Lee
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Ollie Kay
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
Found this today. Who was there?
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Ollie Kay
5 months
@SSE_LTFC @emeraldTEC @Jago20122 @SuttonSi @premierleague @LutonTown It’s a very tough gig following arsenal. Who could forget those back to back 8th place finishes
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
8 months
Can’t stop looking at the league table. I’m getting busy calculating all those possibilities about how we get to safety
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Ollie Kay
3 months
@secondtierpod Can’t wait for it to come out that, it’s Jacob Murphy who played today.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
This pass from @LukeDBerry was delicious. That’s how you go back to front. Class.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 months
This is my 7th relegation. It certainly doesn’t feel like one. Club feels more together than ever 🧡
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
Just another morning supporting Luton Town. 10 years ago we were beating Macclesfield 2-1 in front of 1,705 spectators in the National League. Yesterday we played out a Premier League classic against Newcastle in front of 52,211 spectators.
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Ollie Kay
2 years
Average stint for each manager Thatcher managers 1,108 days Major managers 586 days Blair managers 741 days Brown managers 262 days Cameron managers 250 days May managers 369 days Johnson managers 114 days Truss managers 22 days* *Billic isn’t gone yet.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
11 months
Brighton, Chelsea and Fulham. The absolute state of Premier League fanbases. To all Luton Town fans. Don’t ever let that happen to us.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
11 months
This is a heart wrenching video put out by Norwich. Sometimes things aren’t what they seem. Overtly the person you’re sitting next to seems fine. But in reality there is a lot going on which can be unmanageable for them. Check in on people.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 months
The Premier League is lucky to have us in it. If it weren’t for all the injuries, we would be well clear by now.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
9 months
The harassment of Luton Town fans that’s been going on today spearheaded by Steve Yaxley-Lennon aka Tommy Robinson is disgraceful. Allowing this man to attend football at Kenilworth Road will draw unwanted attention and make supporters attending feel uneasy.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
A breakdown of the numbers. Prime minister tenures: Thatcher 11 years 209 days Major 6 years 156 days Blair 10 years 57 days Brown 2 years 319 days Cameron 6 years 64 days May 3 years 12 days Johnson 3 years 45 days Truss 45 days Pozzos took over 2 years into Cameron’s stint
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
10 months
Hi all, I’m taking a break from social media as well as the podcast. For all the hatters that have reached out to me for support, I love you all. Those who have messaged me with abuse. You can go fuck yourselves.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
8 months
There are no words. He’s our captain, but health comes first. I am certain the club will do right by Tom if he is unable to continue his professional career. He would make a fine coach. Whatever the outcome we will all continue to stand by Tom.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
Fair play to Ross Barkley, he should just stay here for the rest of his career. There’s nothing better to stroke an ego than being absolutely worshipped and adored by every fan. He could be an icon here: Hill, Stein, Harford, French, Turner, Payne, Pelly, Barkley…
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
7 months
Only one man was winning the Diamond Player of the Month award for December. Ain’t nobody… 🎶
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Ollie Kay
3 years
Not a bad day. It’s coming home.
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Ollie Kay
1 year
Going to divide opinions amongst the Luton fan base. But it’s simply because he isn’t that good.
@ForestWatch_
Forest Watch
1 year
Luton Town have decided not to sign Ethan Horvath on a permanent basis. The Nottingham Forest goalkeeper has been shocked to learn that Luton don't want to keep him. #NFFC [ @reluctantnicko ]
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 years
We have our Admiral. FULL STEAM AHEAD!
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 months
Yeah, we might not stay up, who cares if we don’t. We go again next season, buy some talent, develop them, have another go. Wash, rinse, repeat. It’s all good when you support Luton FUCKING Town FC! Enjoy the ride🎢 4/4
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
This for me is as significant as that Kal goal against Bournemouth. This is where the season begins. #COYH
@wearelutontown
We Are Luton Town
2 years
THE WINNING GOAL 🎯🔥 “CAUUUULLLEY WOODROOOOOW”
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
Super @andy_shinnie Left me absolutely speechless with this. #LTFC #COYH
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
It’s time for MANAGER IDOL! The results will be announced in a few days
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
6 months
For years we struggled with loans. Essentially lumping in players “well, they didn’t have the impact of Rory Allen”. Last few seasons almost every loan has hit the target. But, never fall in love with a loan player. Top 5 loans we’ve made. Just my opinion!🧵
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
✍️ New Article for @OakRoadHatter and it’s a chunky one. Here is my 22/23 Luton Town Season Review. Grab a coffee and settle in. The Town Are Going Up. #LTFC #COYH #PremierLeague
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Ollie Kay
1 year
To this day, I have no idea who Bree was crossing to.
@SkyBetChamp
Sky Bet Championship
1 year
Came for the strike, staying for the celebration! 🥳
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Ollie Kay
1 year
Never doubt Sonny Bradley. Delighted to have him back for the run in.
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Ollie Kay
1 year
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Ollie Kay
1 year
QPRs progress under their last 4 managers #QPR
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Ollie Kay
1 year
A belated but happy 3rd birthday to Lee Bowyers’ awful prediction cc @LutonNews_LTFC
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
After an extremely close vote. The fans of Reddit and Twitter have decided...the Hatters Player of the Month for August with 40% of the vote is SIMON SLUGA! James Collins has 35% of the vote and Andrew Shinnie 25% Here’s why you voted for Simon Sluga!
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
Hey, can I copy your homework? Yeah, just change it a bit so it’s not obvious you copied
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@Argyle
Plymouth Argyle FC
1 year
PLYMOUTH ARGYLE ARE PROMOTED TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP 💚 #pafc
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Ollie Kay
5 months
I love that Fred is back and registered with us. A fantastic player and a top bloke too. 2021/22 Fred was special. Never forget his debut.
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Ollie Kay
5 months
Ogbene Sambi Osho Adebayo Mads Nakamba Lockyer Potts Brown Bell Shut up you twat.
@mariknackered
Mariknackered
5 months
Feel like this Luton injury crisis is a touch exaggerated. They’re apparently missing “ten first teamers” yet Mengi, Barkley, Doughty, Burke, Chong, Townsend and Morris all start. 🤥
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Ollie Kay
1 year
I guess because we are Premier League, we need to get used to these weird football avatar accounts that have massive followings, but have people running them who have never watched live football.
@CFCDUBois
Dubois
1 year
Don’t run @LutonTown . We are taking it out on you guys.
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Ollie Kay
1 year
Happiness happening
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
Let that sink in. It’s the second last day of the month and we are only now playing a league game at home…
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
7 months
Our first #PL matchday at KR in 2024! 🙌
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Ollie Kay
6 months
Luton twitter after a loss 🤯 People slagging each other off, arguing, going through old tweets to find anything to argue about. Calm down, Liverpool were good. We aren’t getting judged on these games as to whether we stay up. It’s the games against bottom half teams.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
Superb counterattack from @JJODonnell23 and Scott Rendell #LTFC #COYH Norwich 0 - 1 Luton Town FA Cup
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
Happy 41st birthday to Kevin Nicholls!! Club captain extraordinaire 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
Moments before jubilation
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Ollie Kay
1 year
Since Djed Spence tweeted this, he has played 5 minutes of Premier League football in total. James Bree has managed 170 minutes.
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Ollie Kay
1 year
Madness
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
10 months
@jwitcher1 Twat. Fixed that for you.
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Ollie Kay
1 year
Solid turnout that day from all the Hatters.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
4 years
2 clean sheets in all competitions by 15th September, 3 games into the season. Last season, we didn’t keep 2 league clean sheets until 12th February, 32 games into the season. Tell me what’s the difference?
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
6 months
Hard to find positives from tonight. But there are a few. Jordan Clark double, and they were both excellent strikes Debut for Hashioka, he looks tidy, a bit of a baptism of fire though. Lots of minutes for Joe Johnson, who looks a prospect. Back to league action.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
🎶We could be heroes🎶 1 week of being a Premier League club.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
Starting the decade with one club legend. Ending it with another. It’s beautiful
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
That Harry Cornick Goal was lovely 👏👏👏 Close but no cigar today. We go again against Hull #COYH
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
20 years since John Gurney tried to asset strip the Luton Town. Just another day at the office #COYH #LutonTown
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
Pedro at full time
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 years
Kids, let’s all point and laugh at Rhys Norrington-Davies
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 years
Nuff said
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
6 months
After having that done to us so many times. About time we did that to another team. A vital point come the end of the season. Woodrow 💪👌
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
6 months
WE NEVER QUIT! ✊
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
Dear everyone that laughed at me when I said Elijah Adebayo would be our top scorer this year.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
Nothing beats Simon Pitts’ commentary. You can shove your Peter Drury up your arse. For pure biased unadulterated passion, Statto is your man!
@TheWALTPodcast
The WALT Podcast
7 months
🎥 Three minutes of pure elation.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
Watching back the Luton vs Sunderland second leg. That is the best I’ve seen us play since that first half against Portsmouth. Every second ball, every tackle, every pass is nailed.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
30 days
MONCCUUUURRRRRRRR
@SkyBetChamp
Sky Bet Championship
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When we say 'set-piece specialist', what player are you thinking of? 🎯 #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
First game for my little girl today. Let’s be having Brighton! COYH! @LTLFC_Official
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Ollie Kay
3 years
Incorrect
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Ollie Kay
3 years
One more to go…
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
I slept in full Watford kit last night…
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
7 months
Almost…
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Ollie Kay
1 year
I realise why Marvelous Nakamba chose the shirt number 13, it’s how many lungs he has.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
A proper man of the match performance from @izzyjaybrown today 2 (nearly 3 assists) 👏👏👏 ⭐️ #LTFC #COYH
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
9 months
@ltfcdan Unfortunately not. Gate receipts are barely enough to keep the lights on these days. But the revenue from a centralised broadcaster so people like me who love the EFL, but can’t stand the PL, want to flick through different games. That would be class.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
8 months
Hero.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
22 days
Happy kit release day!
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 years
Never forget
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 years
Nathan Jones will surely take all the credit for this goal “When I found James Collins, he was scrubbing toilets in the Arndale, he never even kicked a ball, but I gave him his first pair of football boots, and it all started with me”
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 months
We’ve been on an upward trajectory for so long, the last time we didn’t finish higher than the previous season was the 15/16 season. You can’t keep going up, sometimes you need to take a step back to take two more forward. 2/4
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
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Messi vs Bilbao is your greatest footballing memory?! Lad you literally won promotion to the Premier League!
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@HullCity
Hull City
1 month
Getting to know Cody Drameh 🚶 #hcafc
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Ollie Kay
1 year
It got flarey during the game
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
5 months
The fans did this. Shame the banner isn’t out every week, but there are reasons. However, these defibs will do amazing things for the community, potentially saving lives. The guidance from the @wearelutontown team as well as @stjohnambulance was crucial for this decision.
@suecollins2
sue collins 🌻💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🧡
5 months
There are 2 new public access defibs situated outside the ground @LutonTown . The money for these was raised by donations to @TheWALTPodcast @wearelutontown @ActualOllieKay @Robertson_1985
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
When I get an email notification thinking it’s my tickets, but it’s just another work email
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
1 year
✍️ New Article for @OakRoadHatter I take a look at what the “Gargantuan task” may be that Gary Sweet mentioned in his interview yesterday. I cast my eye towards the Executive Boxes.
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
3 months
Nakamba 🎵
@NonLeagueZac
Zac Neal
3 months
1 year ago today🤩 OTD last year we beat Sunderland 2-0 at Kenilworth Road to secure our spot at Wembley in the Championship play-off final🎩🧡 What a night! One of the best nights in the clubs history🫡 What are your favourite pictures from the match👇🧡
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@ActualOllieKay
Ollie Kay
2 years
@FootballInT80s Casual pedophilia from Andy Gray
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Ollie Kay
1 year
An architectural flaw, as the rain comes down. Everyone in the Bobbers races to the back of the stand to avoid getting drenched.
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