Rich Braun
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@cryptomangZ
@3YearLetterman
Pipe down, Nigel. If we want to know how to eat a crumpet or run away from the Germans we’ll ask an Englishman.
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@mab9361
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@elonmusk
@AOC
Anal Bead, it’s 2022 and women can be Senators now. Don’t be sexist.
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@3YearLetterman
You have 416,000 followers. If we all gave $50, it could become the Not Some Random Clown Sugar Bowl
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@Willthelocksmit
@3YearLetterman
@pastorlocke
Reporting you for threatening a youth football coaching legend. You’ll never pan for gold in Dahlonega again.
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@panindahlonega
@WaterbedC
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@chowdr71
@3YearLetterman
@POTUS
Tom, the only thing scary is the interest rate on your waterbed financing
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@TheAVClub
I’d like to see less violence from the Bond franchise. Maybe from now on 007 just has a license to fish.
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@tazkia4real
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Taz, I always enjoyed you on Saturday morning cartoons but Morocco is in Europe. Africa is a completely separate country.
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@neilhubbardz
@3YearLetterman
@BorisJohnson
The only gun that matters is the shotgun formation. If you don’t know how to read a blitz, just say so.
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@timdenison
@3YearLetterman
@AOC
Coach is a youth football coaching legend and show stopping little league umpire. He’s not some random clown.
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@RexChapman
@VaGuNnEr
@GabbyGiffords
If you include 18 and 19 year olds as “children,” then yes.
Motor vehicle accidents are the leading cause of death for people under 18 (I. E, children).
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@mtottt
@3YearLetterman
@laurenboebert
That’s not possible. Those are two different things. That’s like saying he was the surgeon and also the patient. Doesn’t work.
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@SMilesi81
@3YearLetterman
@AloyAngelic
@elonmusk
Sir, Athens is a city in Georgia where the flagship SEC football team resides.
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@bpkillips
@3YearLetterman
@BurnerLJohnson
@GaryLineker
@piersmorgan
@liamgallagher
@rickastley
@RepAOC
@HerschelWalker
@mattgaetz
@RepSwalwell
@SarahPalinUSA
@F1abraham
What a glorious time, when nobody had to sit through a soccer game. We need more COVID.
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@Mvslake
@ibroxman99
@3YearLetterman
@POTUS
Robin, America invented libraries. It’s what people mean when they talk about “America’s Shame.”
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@bass8base
@3YearLetterman
@laurenboebert
* taken
Also, Coach owns a full size suit of armor. He’s not some random clown.
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@vancouverboomer
@3YearLetterman
Betty, the Commonwealth is Kentucky, which has won two SEC championships more than England.
Delete your account.
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@ob1knobie
@3YearLetterman
@laurenboebert
That movie was set in the 1800s. He wasn’t even born yet. SMH
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@manwithblackhat
@3YearLetterman
“President Kennedy?” This is real life, Donald, not an Oliver Stone movie.
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@PMGUKColt
@cryptomangZ
@3YearLetterman
Well, in America we have food with flavor, and we have money to afford it. I’m sorry you’re “on the dole,” but at least it’s keeping you thin.
The only British military success in the last 269 years was the Dunkirk retreat.
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@cidersuspect
@JackR_NC
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Look, Jill, go back to taking the lorry to the loo or whatever it is you crumpet munchers do and leave those of us in the first world alone.
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@LennyDykstra
@3YearLetterman
You’d think a guy with your criminal history would have more respect for lawyers
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@SeansRedHoodie
@3YearLetterman
I’m not jumping my car over some waterway. This is real life, not Dukes of Hazzard.
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@TaylorSCollins
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Tyson, soccer exists to prop up the juice box industry on third world countries. Apologize to Coach.
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@sagaermajithia
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
The SEC doesn’t have time for that nonsense. That’s more of a PAC 12 thing.
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@AndrewWicket
@3YearLetterman
@farzyness
@GuyFieri
@NYCMayor
@MayorofLondon
@Eurovision
@kellyclarkson
@PaulaAbdul
@YO_RANDYJACKSON
@SamuelLJackson
@samsmith
@sammyhagar
This is real life, not Harvey Potter
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@Dorothy17405901
@3YearLetterman
All that extra time off, and you still can’t go the dentist.
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@joy2850
You couldn’t throw a devastating downfield block if your table at Beef O’Brady’s depended on it.
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@SameeraKhan
“All the best countries will still send you to prison for a plant” is a hell of a take
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@beaugbowden
@3YearLetterman
It baffles me you agreed to 35% APR on your waterbed financing.
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@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Bad teeth and smelly cheese. That’s all those “countries” have to offer. Thank God for Presidents Ben Franklin and George Jefferson.
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@Dr_Hfuuhruhurr
@3YearLetterman
Ms. Burgermeister, Coach is still gets standing ovations in the student section at high school football games and loud cheers when he does keg stands at parties. He’s not some random clown.
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@1Sollozzo
@3YearLetterman
Salazar, an hour in the weight room is worth a lifetime in history class.
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@erose001
@TheMattBeebe
@3YearLetterman
You’re not allowed to call women broads anymore. Not even Canadian ones.
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@_Angry_Engineer
@3YearLetterman
Buccaneer, I don’t know where you’re getting your water, but ours doesn’t have pockets.
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@rorykazan
@3YearLetterman
He was great as Darth Vader but it’s a shame he couldn’t get into an SEC school.
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@3YearLetterman
On the other hand, better to end in a tie than force people to watch anymore soccer
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@dos14_
@BuffaloBills
It’s a rare thing, but it happens. A college player died this way in 1990 - Derringer Cade. Boxer Duk Koo Kim died when a punch to his chest stopped his heart. It’s rare, but not unheard of.
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@Aloe9678
@3YearLetterman
@olexia21
@RepAOC
@HulkHogan
Sorry, Andrea. I understand your confusion. She lives in a house; she works in the Senate.
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@isaiah_bb
@jessesingal
Did somebody die from anaphylaxis because a stranger waved a banana at them from 50 feet away?
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@nickgerteis
@3YearLetterman
@jbjb1324
@elonmusk
Frenchie tried to take our Statue of Liberty. President Franklin showed ‘em who’s boss.
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@pastorlocke
@3YearLetterman
Rabbi, you shouldn’t speak ill of King Zelenskyy. Bad mouthing a NATO leader is tantamount to treason.
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@JimmyLemke
@rawfotoxl
If you think
@3YearLetterman
is political, you’ve completely missed the point.
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@szygmunt
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@MayorofLondon
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@PaulaAbdul
@YO_RANDYJACKSON
@SamuelLJackson
@samsmith
@sammyhagar
Texas Denial is a felony
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@nhannahjones
School buildings (and employees) exist to accommodate students, not the other way around. It’s not an actual problem if there are fewer schools and public school teachers if they’re serving fewer students.
In a sane world, it would be a chance to cull underperforming teachers.
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@LindaScribbling
@3YearLetterman
@StephenKing
Lisa, the only thing the French ever contributed to the world was smelly cheese and a knockoff version of the Statue of Liberty.
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@GovGuy
@3YearLetterman
GoCartGuy, Coach makes $35.19/hour plus bennies and drives a fully loaded 2013 Ford Taurus.
If you’re coming at somebody about being successful, pick some random clown instead.
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@crashgirl42
@3YearLetterman
@13BonniO
@RonDeSantis
Mindy, I can assure your that 104 is more than 100.
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@Zharding777
@3YearLetterman
@ReasonableHu
@elonmusk
Encroachment is a five yard penalty but we’re not talking about that.
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@richreviewstech
@3YearLetterman
@RepBoebert
Coach is on the only two drugs that matter: patriotism and steroids. That’s why he has so many rings he struggles to turn door handles, and you turn door handles with ease.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
@3YearLetterman
My butcher used to give my meat a great dry rub, but lately I’ve been rubbing my own meat.
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@3YearLetterman
@AOC
She should be asking Pence about his plans to eliminate waterbed financing
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@girod_s
@nickgerteis
@3YearLetterman
@jbjb1324
@elonmusk
You’re thinking of the omelet, which is the only thing the French ever invented besides a white flag. Paul Revere built the Statue of Liberty.
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@lauraelizawile
@3YearLetterman
Lana, hating the oldest and greatest country in the world won’t bring a Beef O’Brady’s franchise to Whales.
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It’s the 65th anniversary of The Day the Music Died.
RIP, Buddy Holly.
February 3, 1959 -- Rock and roll musicians Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson are killed in a plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa.
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@Super70sSports
“Hey little girl is your daddy home” is the single creepiest lyric ever written.
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@tnemo_12
@mab9361
@DemiLunari
@maineiac_girl
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
@AOC
Remo, I don't appreciate your falsification of Senator AOC's credentials, and you should be aware that under the terms of her diplomatic immunity, you've committed a grave offense.
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@RowS96432570
@3YearLetterman
@TMZ
When my kids were little I used to have them fight adults to make them tough. Now, they return the favor by fighting small children.
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