@ShitpostGate I did calculus before. That weird looking 3 is a SIGMA BALLS

@cb_doge I'm this old.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

@UrinatingTree Green Bay Packers QB experience!

@stats_feed Does hentai doujins count?

@Gacha_Zone You must be a manlet.

@hlovo_ I've given up and embraced homelessness.

@crusadepepe This is fat genocide.

@Bear_McGrizz @reddit_lies They want their countries to be part of the United States. Everyone wants to be part of the winning team.

@Pirat_Nation Fat midget porn audience.

@Dexerto That is not true. It depends on the category on the content they stream.

@ROXASxg @gek_tc Yes, you should. I remember it when it was first airing, everyone was talking about it. (I didn't get to watching it either lol)

@JakeJoh79291250 @ROXASxg @gek_tc wtf are you on about?

@GreyratLuks @ShitpostRock We all know you like the other Shun bro.

@YuriNekoSuicide Smosh is still around?

@CNviolations Denmark can try. It just gives America a reason to take Greenland.

@crictalk1845 @stats_feed lol this.

@stats_feed Everyday

@alexandre_lores @stats_feed Nope, Djibouti is located in the Horn of Africa and is a prime spot for countries to set up bases there. So it is in the news when someone sets up a base there.