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I've got nasty habits. I take tea at 3am.

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8 months
When God forgets about us down here, it falls upon us, the common people to toughen up and restore justice. So next time you talk to Him, you tell Him that. Let Him know that when he abandons his lambs, they won't meekly wait to be slaughtered. They will turn into wolves.
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A molvi uncle of ours has told us to boycott the Pfizer vaccine because that's America's plan to inject us with a 'beghairti gene' . As if the Pakistani lot isn't already beghairat enough?
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A very well dressed woman came up to me and my sister in Nadra office and asked, "apka demagh theek hai?" We were taken aback for a moment, then we realised she was clearly disturbed. We replied with a 'jee.' She said 'mera nahi theek', and then her husband took her away.
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That's my boy right there.. holding the ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ banner ๐Ÿ˜ Masha Allah! Please do keep all the boys in your prayers. May Allah keep everyone in His protection. Ameen ๐Ÿ’Œ
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That's what emotional abuse does to you. Your spouse or any family member makes you believe you're a psycho case. Look after yourselves and the people around you!
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My father passed away peacefully at Fajr time. His Namaz-e-Janaaza will be held today at 1300Hrs after Jummah prayers at Markazi Jamaa-e-Masjid Chaklala Scheme 3. Pray for his maghfirat.
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Woohoo!! Proudest moment for our family. That's my nephew Lt. Ahmad Danyal. Masha Allah!! ๐Ÿ’“ (please ignore the shrieking) ๐Ÿ˜‚
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People who slide into your DMs and get super sweet and friendly but don't interact otherwise are assholes! Publicly baat kero yaar, ye chup chup k sweetness dikhana is bullshit behaviour.
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Gen Bajwa took out the knife from Imran Khan's back and plunged it into the nation's hearts.
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That's my baby holding Pakistan's flag at today's change of guard ceremony โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ Very smart turnout masha Allah!
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Woke up to anti-Fauj messages in the family group, a group whose 70% of members are retired from the military. I just texted back one thing: "If you are so against the military, give up all the perks you've been given. Give up your pensions, your free medical,
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Inheritance is not just money. Sometimes your father's good reputation is enough, and wherever you go, you are told that your father was one of the best people ๐Ÿ’Œ
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My brother sent this video while descending on Islamabad in the morning. How surreal is this! ๐Ÿ˜
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Visited Abu in the morning. Look at how the rose is resting itself on the headstone ๐Ÿ˜ do say a prayer for him when you see this! โค๏ธ
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I prayed for Pakistan and Immi boy after Fajr and then recited Surah Yaseen for all the shuhdaas, our Armed forces and the parade participants. Feeling overwhelmed today! ๐Ÿฅฒ
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That's my 1st Termer nephew coming home from PMA after almost 2.5 months. Please don't mind the haphazard place in the background. My sister hung up the laundry inside ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Proud mommy recieving her baby! โค Masha Allah!
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@pashtunyas Doesn't look like he's aiming at the "innocents" .. the people in the picture look least bothered about it. Share actual stories please.
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182 is PNS Babur. If Abu was around, he'd be so proud of the ship he was a CO of! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Pakistan Navy zindabaad! โค๏ธ
Pakistan and India meanwhile:
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Agar mein larka hoti tou bohat harami type ka larka hoti ๐Ÿ˜› Astaghz bro!
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Excited so i'm sharing the pictures here ๐Ÿ˜ One is with the cutie who was awarded the Sword of Honour masha Allah and the other is with my nephews! I'm a proud khala ๐Ÿ˜„ May Allah protect each and every member of our Armed Forces. Ameen sum ameen โค๏ธ Thank God for shawls wesay!
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I hate IK for inciting hatred against our Armed Forces. Jab uske favour mein thi Army tab Bajwa ko abbu banaya hua tha ullu k pathay ne. He isn't any different from the rest of the political scum we have in Pakistan. Ab kisi ne aa k bakwas ki in his favour, moun torr doongi.
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@northstardoll The little light on in their guestroom made me teary-eyed ๐Ÿ˜ข
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I think meray ami abu ko thand lag gaii hai coz my mum is watching cricket highlights and Abu is reading Khawateen Digest. I am worried ๐Ÿ˜
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I hosted a lunch as a thankyou gesture for ammi's close group of friends who had been there for her ever since Abu's demise. It was a simple menu but worth the effort coz my mama was happy. From planning the menu, cooking, laying the table & then doing the dishes, I did it all!๐Ÿ˜‹
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Please pray for my father everyone! He's admitted in CMH. He had a stroke and isn't stable. Please do pray that he recovers very soon insha Allah! Jazak Allah.
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Please rate my parking skill by commenting WOW. Thankyou ๐Ÿ˜‹
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Islamabad Club's library was where I had my first date back when i was in high school. Haw! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@clout__senpai You pay rickshaw but don't me. He has a point! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Just saw a video of a man climbing an electricity pole during the protests on Murree Road. He gets electrocuted and dies on the spot. And the people around are just making videos and no one's stopping him. Ullu k pathay! Bewakoof qoum hai hamari.
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My mum stitched shopping bags out of old pillow cases. Bought 3 large sized cloth bags from CSD. So its a 'no more plastic bags' policy at our place from today! :D
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This is absolutely amazing ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฉ
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Guys! I have one with the Palestinian cadet, too ๐Ÿ˜ I said to him 'dammi Falesteeni' (my blood is Palestinian) and he was like 'Thankyou' ๐Ÿ˜Œ No wonder my nephew kept saying 'tum kuch ziada hee free horahi ho' ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Men should seriously stop wearing kaam walay colourful kurtay on weddings. It's a dreadful sight. Nothing can beat a solid black or white shalwar kurta. Stop doing this to yourselves, guys.
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Funny guys are dangerous. They make you laugh and then make you fall in love ๐Ÿ˜’
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I would never criticise our military just because of a few rotten eggs in the institution, and it's high time people stop doing that, too.
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and all other privileges the Fauj has given you. Turn back time and get your children admitted to Govt or Private schools instead of APS & Bahria. I say we are Alhamdulilah living a lavish life because of my father, who served in the Navy.
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Cannot wait for PMA's Azadi March tonight. My nephew is the pilot. He will guide the COAS for the parade's review. I've told him to whisper to Gen. Asim Munir that my khala says, 'Asim Munir zindabaad' ๐Ÿซก
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EP's performance. A good trip down the nostalgia lane. The headbanging part made me wanna cry. #pepsibattleofthebands #PepsiBatteOfTheBands
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@diosmioluvr Well they aren't forcing her to take a hijab. She requests them to bring her one. Give your negativity a break, girl!
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Truck and taxi drivers have the best taste in music.
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I think its going to snow in Pindi.
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I'm sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I just thought you should know .... for all the times you felt like you weren't enough were actually the times you were over qualified.
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Happy Father's Day to the most handsomest man I have ever known. I'm sure you're happy up there Dado. Miss you!! โค๏ธ
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Malala on the cover of Vogue? Other than painting a negative picture of Pakistan,what else has the kid done? We know girls aren't allowed education in remote villages but that doesn't mean you stay settled in UK. Stay here, fight for them & make sure another Malala doesn't suffer
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Abu had another stroke and has been in coma since last night. Please everyone do pray for him! We are hoping for a miracle.
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@finessesigh @muftimenk He looked like a cardboard cutout at first glance. Lucky you mashaAllah โค
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Be a butterfly among all the flying cockroaches! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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I want all anti-Fauj peeps to run a mile in 6 minutes and then spend a night face down in Tammanna. Bus done deal!
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
5 years
Erm no this is Pindi -_- You can see the Murree Road metro right there!
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Jhelum Punjab, Pakistan ๐Ÿ˜
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6 years
If you are ugly, stop posting your pictures with the caption "i know i am ugly" and then expecting people to compliment your face. Go tell your parents if you feel ugly. Bloody attention seeking awaam!
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
3 years
Faujis on social media acting like undercover agents. Itni secrecy?! Cuties!
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Heyyy everyone! That's my father standing on extreme left in the 1st row โค๏ธ Say a prayer for him when you see this picture!
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6 years
Today at 11am #SundayMorning #SundayBrunch ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“
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I was admitted to CMH when covid was declared a pandemic. They discharged all patients that weren't critical & vacated the senior officers' ward to convert it into a covid ward and as far as I know, they were treating civilians in both CMH & MH.
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In Covid, I remember that not a single civilian was allowed to be admitted in CMHs, the same CMHs that they not only raised on public taxes but now also- in a historical condescending confession- own that they have a sole right to. This is so absurd, I will lose my mind. 1/3
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6 years
I suffered a few episodes of crippling pain due to inflammed gall bladder & liver infection a few months ago. Had another attack yesterday & my maid said "kuch nei hoga baji, kuch mausam aisay hotay hain jab purani dardein jaag jati hain" Uffff ๐Ÿ˜“
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6 years
I have noticed that decent and goodlooking people have very less followers here and 'extreme chawwal' (excuse me for using this word) loagon ne anni machayii hui hai.
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Nothing lasts forever and we both know hearts can change, And it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain... โฃ๏ธ
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1 year
My taste in men is questionable, so if I ever told you i liked you, be very ashamed of yourself.
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3 years
I didn't know Asif Ali lost his two year old daughter to cancer in 2019. Please say a prayer for her as a thankyou to Asif Ali while we are celebrating our win. #AsifAli #PakvsAfg
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
2 years
My father gifted my brother a walkie-talkie set when he passed his olevels. He'd give me a walkie-talkie & tell me to act like a commando and go up a ladder to check if the water level in the overhead tank was ok or not. Just realised that wasn't a game, kaam kerwata tha mujhse.
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@azkaiqbal90 Allah rehm keray. Hearing stories of women getting abused by their husbands is heartbreaking. Especially the ones where the woman's family doesn't support her and tells her to compromise.
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6 years
Where have all the hot guys gone? โ˜น
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6 years
I was telling my parents about some of the silly placard messages of the AuratMarch last night. Subha after nashta, there was no chai left as Abu usually makes tea coz he stays up after Fajr. I said 'there is no tea' and Abu said "Apni chai khud banao" .. ๐Ÿ˜ถ
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6 years
Kia bakwas hai yaar! Where is the sun?
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
6 years
Some people wake up to texts like "Good Morning baby. I love you" I wake up to "Battery full. Remove charger" Thats okay ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
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Abu led the Pakistan Navy contingent as a Commander in the 23rd March parade back in 1984. And now my nephew will be a part of the parade this year :D Masha Allah ๐Ÿ’•
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3 years
Just my thoughts. Feel free to disagree! ๐Ÿ’ž
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1 year
A special greeting for all the faujis on social media who think they are good at hiding their identity and nobody will know they are from the military. Everyone knows, darlings. Your CO prolly knows too. Brilliant guarding deers. Happy Defence Day, y'all! ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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5 years
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SEXUALIZING PEACHES. THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE WOMEN'S BUTTS FROM ANY ANGLE. LET ME EAT THEM IN PEACE!
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6 years
Give me love or give me a Goddamn cigarette!
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
5 years
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that there aren't any ladybirds, butterflies or those fuzzy caterpillars around anymore? No earthworms in the monsoon either? Greenery and everything associated with it is dying and all you are crying about is your good for nothing ex.
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
6 years
I request the PM @ImranKhanPTI to please bring a Turkish hottie for me on his way back. Thankyou! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
2 years
Appreciation post for Rescue 1122 personnel and their prompt service. An injured, exhausted eagle fell in my sister's lawn. She called the Wildlife dept but no one answered so she then called 1122 and they arrived within minutes. Tended to the bird with whatever they could.
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
4 months
I don't normally post pictures of myself but I'm just too excited about this kaftaan. Ammi bought it in Srilanka in the early 80s because the weather there called for loose, flowing dresses. It's mine now and it hides my fatness ๐Ÿ˜Œ bring on ALL the bakery goodies!!
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Totally in love with this city โค
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1 year
The place where I was born and where i spent the bestest days of my life โค๏ธ It'll always have my heart. ๐Ÿ“Naval Complex E-8
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12 bullets in his chest and not one laceration on the face. That's how Allah takes away His favourite people. Without a blemish! Glowing faces. Shuhdas are indeed the chosen ones โฃ๏ธ
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
2 years
That's my father & my brothers (when they were Lieutenants) in the Naval uniform and my nephew's in the Army uniform (had to hide their faces because Army privacy is a sensitive issue). My very own Defence Day special masha Allah โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ
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5 months
Pak Fauj zindabaad. Haters can go to hell for all I care!
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3 years
There are Islooites posting of clouds on Margallas and then there are Abbottabad walas posting about how pretty their weather is. Hum Pindi walay kia post kerain? Nullah Leh ki pictures? โฃ
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
3 months
None of my nieces and nephews were Cerelac babies. I waited all my life to have cerelac and no baby in the family liked it so I had to buy it for myself and the babies would be sitting there having saagoo daana. Losers!
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5 years
Alisha ko aur koi jagah nei mili bethnay ki?
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๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
5 months
I was never a fan of Malala. Thank God for that!
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6 years
Goodlooking guys are jerks, the nice guys are too nice, they evoke brotherly unromantic feelings in you and the goodlooking nice guys are already taken or are kinda sissy. So what do we girls win? ๐Ÿ˜’
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1 year
Waking up to this weather every morning would be lovely! โค๏ธ
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5 years
I was wondering what if the mobile phone is Dajjal? It has one eye, the camera. And it's screwing us all up really bad!
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7 months
Attended a funeral yesterday & now i'm going to a brunch. This made me think that when we aren't the ones who have suffered the loss, we hardly have any second thoughts when it comes to joining someone else's celebrations in the same time frame. Human nature scares me at times!
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5 years
Sai aakhnay o!
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5 months
My nephew will be reporting to his unit tomorrow insha Allah and he gave me a vial of glitter as a parting gift. I asked him what do I do with it? He says 'leave a trail in places you go' Such depth, much wow! ๐Ÿ˜‹
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6 years
When people turn out to be assholes after you have been giving them your time and energy... Mera dil kerta hai k mein apne aap ko mukkay maarun ๐Ÿ˜‘
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3 years
Remember my nextdoor neighbour uncle? He's a retired Brigadier and has turned masha Allah 90 today. I bake a cake for him every year. Taking a freshly baked cake and egg & cucumber sandwiches for him. Pray for his good health. He's such a cutie masha Allah!! ๐Ÿ’“
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3 months
Age is not just a number. Behave yourselves!
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
5 months
On my way back from PMA. Maza hee agaya! I have the AJUO sitting right next to me. He was holding the Pakistan Flag in the parade. Masha Allah! Another baby of mine passed out โค๏ธ Was raining continuously but what an impeccable event!
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
2 months
Orthodox view but I've never been in favour of women working if they don't need to unless you're from a family that suffers financially. Women are supposed to be taken care of and it should never be the other way around because then you'll be expected to earn all your life.
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
4 years
Ammi told me that she prays 2 nafl maghfirat after Maghrib everyday for all those people who have passed away but have no one in this world who'd pray for their maghfirat. No intention to brag of her piety, just loved the idea & wanted to share if you want to do it too! ๐Ÿ’•
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
26 days
Pakistan Army is like that girl who everyone wants but can't get so they label her a slut and jeopardize her reputation. Defence Day mubarik to civilians only! ๐Ÿ˜˜
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
6 years
It's Twitter not Tweeter. Please.
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
6 years
My cousin whose in the Airforce told me that officers and soldiers who were on sick leaves have cancelled their leaves and reported back and a few of them aren't even feeling 100% okay but none of them wants to stay back. Can anyone defeat this spirit? No one. Insha Allah!! โค
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
3 years
@PakPMO @ImranKhanPTI According to the Water Footprint Network, two thousand litres of water are needed to produce just one kilo of Avocados. The water table is already critically low in our country. Plant Tahli, Sheesham, Keekar, Alstonia, Amaltaas etc.
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
6 years
If Mehwish Hayat is being conferred with Tamgha-e-Imtiaz then i deserve something close to Nishan-e-Haider for killing my ego countless times.
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@AbsolutChaiSnob
๐•พ๐–ˆ๐–๐–—๐–”๐–‰๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–—'๐–˜ ๐•ท๐–†๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–™
5 months
DG ISPR zindabaad! That's how you hold a press conference. Very well articulated answers to every question asked. I could sense his temper rising with every word condemning the May 9th incident, and the toxic social media fake propaganda against the Armed Forces. Maza agaya!
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