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This team fucking rocks
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If any of my followers have never experienced this feeling I am SO sorry
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I have mixed feelings about him but at least he looks like he cares
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Anyone taking the pick is essentially doing this
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Oh so this is why he’s mad lol
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Guy at LA Fitness with the worst jump shot you’ve ever seen but plays lockdown defense and dives for every loose ball
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This lineup won a game in their opening series
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I typically love Pete but him shaking ass for a shitty human being with sexual assault allegations just doesn’t sit right with me.
Marlins rotation has been decimated and NEEDS innings badly.
Peter Bendix specialises in upside moves.
Trevor Bauer is a perfect fit.
Former Cy Young, innings eater that is highly motivated.
Marlins need Bauer
Bauer needs the Marlins
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JJ Bleday’s biggest contribution to the Marlins was AJ Puk’s two inning save today
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It’s all I can think about
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I genuinely can’t believe Trevor Rogers got us Connor Norby lmao
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The most dehumanizing feeling in the world is just sitting and staring at this screen
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I genuinely don’t think we appreciated what he did as much as we should have. There were stretches in the season where I was convinced he was the best hitter to ever live
Only four hitters in history (Cobb, Musial, Gwynn, Ichiro) have ever had four 5-hit games in a single MLB regular season.
THIS YEAR, LUIS ARRÁEZ HAD THREE IN 2½ WEEKS!
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All the uproar about Ja Morant, but I notice that everyone has been quiet about this…
Interesting
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@lyricshitposts
Kendrick gotta check in with lyricshitposrs before going to Sticky Fingers in downtown
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The two most important moves Kim made at the deadline come up in the biggest moment of the season.
EXTEND HER
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Luzardo stepped up in a tough environment and battled when he clearly didn’t have his best stuff. I love him and I’m thankful he’s a Marlin.
Go get him off the hook
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Getting upset over “Hey Atlanta” is hilarious
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Per
#Sources
, the Marlins are in talks to acquire RHP José Ureña from the Washington Nationals
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Fuck the Mets
Fuck New York
Fuck Citi Field
Fuck Frank The Tank
Fuck Pete Alonso
Fuck Mr. Met (sup Mrs. Met)
Fuck Buck Showalter
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I don’t mind moving on from Arraez and trading him at his peak value.
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What was Jamie Moyer doing playing professional baseball at 49 years old
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Jazz running PG and this team gets the 7 seed in the East.
The Marlins have to have the tallest team in all of MLB now right?
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When you’re absolutely NOT an undercover cop
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They trade Arraez and his replacement hits for the 2nd cycle in franchise history LMAO
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Nothing on this world makes me happier than Jeezy getting excited about his kitchen appliances
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More scoreless innings in a row than years alive.
Eury is SPECIAL
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Do you want to see Jazz Chisholm hit an inside the park home run?
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I’m sorry but you can’t make me be worried about trading a prospect who tried to shoot an umpire with a fake gun
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The funniest thing about that Ethan tweet is that Jazz (for the most part) has played a REALLY good CF. He’s just tweeting to get clicks at this point lmfao
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I know Jazz searched his name last night and saw at least 5,000 more tweets about him than he used to
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When I’m in an unnecessary hating competition and Craig Mish is my opponent
Sixto pitched an inning. He got 3 outs. Mostly off-speed stuff. Iconic moment.
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6 years post suicide attempt.
Nobody really tells you that when they say “it get’s easier everyday” that it doesn’t mean that progress happens every single day. There have been days where I’ve taken 3 steps forward and them the next I’ll take 4 steps back.
Progress isn’t linear
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The Marlins are 12-20 since this tweet
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I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said,
“Josh Bell had a better postseason than Acuña.”
I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said,
“Don’t cry. It’s okay.”
I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said,
“God is good. God is real.”
I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said,
“Don’t cry. It’s okay.”
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Didn’t want to write a long sappy post, but I’m proud of myself and I’m gonna give myself credit.
5 years ago, I was an involuntary patient at a mental rehabilitation facility following an attempt to take my own life.
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“Hey Jordan can you please ask Marlins fans to stop being mean to me?”
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What was your favorite moment of the 2023 baseball season?
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Jesus Luzardo since reaching his career high in IP:
7 starts, 36.1IP, 40H, 14BB, 45K, 20ER
Braxton Garrett since reaching his career high in IP:
7 starts, 35.1IP, 43H, 4BB, 33K, 21ER
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I hope the kid sitting behind home plate gets bullied at school
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Marlins 1-0 with a cycle since I rejoined twitter, just something to think about
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I’ve dreamt of this moment.
I can not believe it.
I love each and every one of you.
LETS GO WIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING
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Oh my god they broke him.
They finally broke him
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Josh Bell and Jake Burger trades just look better and better each day
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I know that the Marlins don’t have fans that watch.. but this is what regular people who watch baseball call a rain delay, or weather issues.. it’s not uncommon in baseball 🤷🏻♂️
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If they win the World Series I’ll get this tattooed lmfao
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A season unlike any I have experienced since I was a child.
Really made me love Marlins baseball again.
What an experience
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2007 date of birth
For the first time since 2020
the Marlins go big on one of the top players in the International class. They sign CF Luis Cova from Venezuela for $1.4 million dollars.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we found the recipe for wins.
I’ll see you tomorrow
TODAY is the day. Ryan Weathers 7 shutout innings incoming
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Whoever this is please contact me, we might be twins
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We do this every year
Let’s take a deep breath and relax
#Marlins
GM Kim Ng said not to expect any 40-man roster moves “at this point” with the Rule 5 draft protection deadline at 6 pm. So no Griffin Conine (No. 21 in Miami’s system per MLB Pipeline) being added today.
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Last night was fun and we get to watch Eury pitch tonight.
I can’t tell you the last time I felt like this about Marlins baseball
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“Dear Mr. I’m too good to respond to my shitty art I send you in your DMs”
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Loria vs Jeter is pretty much just Hitler vs Stalin
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I’m hearing reports that Dylan Floro has bought a house in Seoul, South Korea
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Jeezy is such a good teammate he just tried to kill a fan who was booing Avi
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The Austin Dean video has been posted, this is like Groundhogs Day for baseball season
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Not only will he be an All-Star, he'll receive MVP votes.
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The Marlins should implement a rule that if someone makes an error with Sandy pitching, he can fight them when he gets back to the dugout
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Him not being in a Marlins uniform yet is just comedic at this point
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@drillyamama
2023 postseason:
Jon Berti - 1 hit
Ronald Acuña Jr. - 0 hits
Really makes you think who the real MVP is
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Hearing lots of interesting things about a certain 3B
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This crew should never work another postseason game again
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Fun and can tank properly is all anyone can really ask for honestly
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Think again
The 1997 Atlanta Braves starting rotation.
The Best ever? 🤔
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My GOAT 🥹
@Exiled_axe
Did secure a date with the 1 hit, so it might’ve been 1-3 with a HR and 2Ks
So that fits perfect
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Congrats to TWM for hitting his +15000 bet
I’m placing my entire Hard Rock account on Avisail Garcia HR today
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Ignore the insane sounds my body made at the end and my hair because I didn’t brush it today, but the winning streak starts tonight
Some Twitter accounts just sit back and let their favorite teams lose while doing nothing
Some Twitter accounts are willing to shotgun a 15 Fl Oz Salted Caramel Java Monster energy drink to help their favorite teams win.
You guys know which account I am
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