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When estás leyendo Manga tranquilamente y aparece Sebastian Piñera 🤣 @sebastianpinera
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@marianherrrera A la Italiana que supuestamente es boxeadora olímpica una mujer le pega una sola vez y se rinde porque según ella fue muy fuerte. Mejor se busca otra profesión.
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@Lord_of_Jord @DiscussingFilm I mean, is a valid question, why they change the races and aspects of well known characters. Not like it matters in the final product, as an example I wondered Why Black Wesker in Netflix's RE Series, but I totally loved Lance Reddick's performance.
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@JackZbierski69 @stylebender Rematch? this is the third time Alex beat him 🤣
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@ufc @MAKHACHEVMMA Islam Makhachev Submited the Submiter. The Champion has a Name! Islam Makhachev!
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@ufc The Old man is proud.
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@GenshinImpact Boy got cake
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@Genshinmem That's cute... Meanwhile those who ascended Xinyan or Qiqi:
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@danksilenthill Cringe? I cried with that fucking letter, Jesus.
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@sistinekev @fasc1nate Anyone can buy a house but it takes a lifetime to build a home.
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@xinzoruo He spend too much time with mah girl Xinyan 🎸
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#BoricNoEstaSolo Somos 4.860.093 Millones y serán más cuando se den cuenta de su error y de como los manipularon.
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@7Manaa @stylebender Adesanya: 23-1 on MMA with 11 years of Experience, 5 in the UFC. Pereira: 6-1 on MMA with 6 years of Experience, only 1 in the UFC and still got the upper hand. Alex was made to destroy Israel no matter the sport, no matter the place.
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@Machobeard4life *Darby getting choked to Death" People: Darby! Darby! Darby! 🤣
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@virnyah @dw_espanol Emitian Facturas y se cagaron al SII pero no eran empresarios. ¿Se puede ser más weona? ah si que se puede, se puede ser "Libertaria" 🤣
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@ufc @DustinPoirier Herb Dean: Give him a moment. Poirier:
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@Genshinmem Paimon be like...
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@mmamania Imagine being KO'ed by the Worst Heavyweight in the History of the UFC to become The Greatest Heavyweight in the History of UFC.
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@PrepareForeWar @MMAThanos Adesanya is like "Why did I even signed for this shit?"
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@MMAFighting What sequence did he exactly saw?
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@MuseoTuitero "Lee, deja de ser ignorante" Atte. El weon que no leyó ni una wea.
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@anttoni0grmnn "Conchegumadre"
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@WrestleClips Roman: Unconscious from the choke Referee: He's alright Owen: i mAdE iN a WeEk mOrE tHAn yOu iN a YEar
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@AlreadyDemon @KChimaev Why are they fighting, they are both from the same corner?
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@XliceTV @honkaistarrail It's a normal body part mate...
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@__ElBicho007 La Ultima foto de Chester Bennington antes de suicidarse el día del cumpleaños de uno de sus mejores amigo quien también se suicidio, el gran Chris Cornell. La depresión no es tristeza, la depresion es la analgesia del alma.
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@fasc1nate Then the guards realized why they loved to watch Art Attack so much...
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@Genshinmem Hu Tao be like: if I don't have dead to bury I may aswell made them 💀
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@archeresearcher @IGN Netflix Presents: Hitler, Rise of the Third Reich
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@thrillking722 @ShiningPolaris Nope, Cody should never got the TNT Championship more than once, it was actually Miro the one that made the belt interesting.
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@riho_gtmv When you start your wrestling career at the age of 9 and in Japan of all places you're afraid of nothing.
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@Andruzado1 CSM! no me acordaba de esa wea, le saboreo toda la sopa de pishula al Benni 🤣
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@Anjukumarmma @PetrYanUFC None of those adjectives were seen last night
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@BotCheckerCL Y sin demoler ninguna casa en algun matinal de poca monta, Aprende @rodolfocarter la diferencia entre show mediatico y verdadero trabajo policial, ridiculo.
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@IgnacioT99 Yo creo que esta fusionado con la silla ¿Alguien lo ha visto pararse?
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@marionnomas Está wea era igualita a la Kraft, ahora es más mala que la rechucha
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@rick_doobs Dude landed right on his neck
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@SebasrodxAw @Gabo_Tronquito Hahaha en realidad si nos ponemos así todos los Animes Ecchi caerían dentro de la narrativa.
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@0xJayyy @WrestlingWCC He turned into Batista the same way 95% wrestlers get ripped 💉
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@bear_onica "I took that beating not for me but for you... and my father"
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@hernanwalter8 @ladronesboludos @muerenpordentro A menos que estés en la distancia correcta y sepas hacerlo, en este caso agarrar la muñeca que sostiene el arma, ponerse fuera de la linea de tiro y con la otra mano (derecha en este caso) doblar la muñeca del agresor hacia su pecho y la pistola es tuya, sos inimputable hermano.
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@mmamania Definitely Wanderlei
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@lumpenpvnk @carreragonzalo @joseantoniokast @melnicksergio Cuidado con esa foto, es más peligrosa que la del niño que llora.
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“Pa qué te subís al ring si no vas a recibir piñas?” Lo dijo ella.
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@Genshinmem Nahida be like "Gotta Eat your Greens MF!" >:3
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@ZyphrTempest @Genshinmem Indeed, someone needs to teach that little brat some manners.
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@johnnybarry @MMAJunkie If Masvidal is a trained MMA fighter why can't he beat the crap out of Colby inside the Octagon like it is suppose to be?
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@GoinHAM9HD @ufc @stylebender @VisitAbuDhabi Izzy when his opponent is advancing on him:
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@Salaz92SG @BFrog__ El hombre no pierde sangre todos los meses ni tiene ni puede dar a luz, además de tener, por sobre eso, que trabajar. Obviamente el Incel de turno que vive con los viejos odiando al sexo opuesto desde su casa no va a envejecer mal, aunque por dentro sea más feo que la mierda.
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@MMAJunkie Leon is in the Pinacle of his Career while Jorge is in the mud. That's the best payback.
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@dc_mma For the Diaz Brothers is not about winning, is all about the scramble, the blood, the shoots, the fun.
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@YetiSanMMA @AlexPereiraUFC @SStricklandMMA To be cautious, careful of counters and don't rush I guess, after all that's what got Sean when Alex KO'ed him and that's what got Alex when Israel KO'ed him.
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@Lord_of_Jord @DiscussingFilm But, it this Art? Really? As create something inspired by your feeling and emotions like a Song or a Poem or a Novel or and Adaptation of, as I said, well known and already existing characters.
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@LastCall44 @ufc @VisitAbuDhabi Inside the octagon he's a killer but outside he's the nicest guy in planet earth.
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@sammyguevara Nah, it was this man.
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@TayConti_ Reminds me of the Face Paint from the GOAT @criscyborg
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@eemmanuels4 @historyinmemes Little Michael Singing: 😆 His father in the Backstage:
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@MuseoTuitero @GretaThunberg "Lider mundial de los incel" hahaha mejor calificativo ever. Si este weón hubiese nacido en Chile ya sabemos que militaria en el PDG haciendo colectas para que el papito corazon pueda pagar los millones que debe de pensión.
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@wrestlelamia I was about to say "Why? I mean, is Edge sick or death or what?" but you know, John is right, you don't have to wait for people to be gone to say nice things to them.
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@patyCAlvarez Mejor debería estar en el título "Nueva Constitución que no te va a quitar la Casa ni te va a hacer Comunista."
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@Bardopacotilla Pero los únicos Arcontes activos son Nahida, La Shogun y Furina. Morax se jubilo al igual que Venti el alcoholico.
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@DovySimuMMA Coach Be Like:
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@APGV40 @Rainerx64 @YmthAlex Se ve igual que todos lo pendejos que se creen vivos, se cortan el pelo de la misma manera y se sacan las mismas fotos, la originalidad se la pasan por el poto los clones culiaos.
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@_skh20 @Cobratate Sure he's a snowflake for someone who portraits himself as an Alph Male 🤣
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@MuseoTuitero Este "Captain Venom" ha de ser otro incel deforme y cuarenton como el "Capitan Levi Ackerman" 🤣 no tienen otra wea mejor que hacer que pasar con la raja en Twitter.
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@lukeytez @1000waystod1e She's probably Ok, the nose probably cut the blood flow to the brain, that's why she went limp.
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@Genshinmem Aaaw, how cute, little Pinocchio got a Gnosis and thinks he's the Boss now.
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@firefoxcycler @ufc "Stay salty" casual.
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@Genshinmem It would've been insane if Collei would had been a 5 Star Character and her ultimate was releasing the Snake Dark Flames... too bad they stated that she can die if she uses that power again 😒
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@lNFOSCHILE Le dieron demasiadas oportunidades, primeramente le dispararon en las piernas, le exijieron rendirse y siguio apuntando con su arma. Si bien para nada es un ejemplo de policia correcta porque allí disparan y despues preguntan en Estados Unidos lo hubiesen llenado a balas.
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@MuseoTuitero "El Alcade cArRterr"
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@espnmma Strickland be like:
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@spikewalter23 @WrestlePurists It should happen, companies should focus on the wrestlers and the fans instead of themselves. It would be a better world if they would work together instead of trying to destroy each other.
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@Pepepat66191529 Es increible como se esfuerza (Inutilmente) esta gente para parecer normal y generar empatia con el pueblo laburante.
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@PamJiles Te quiero Pamelita, apoyo desde Chillán, tú sufres esto a nivel personal ya que fuiste torturada en la dictadura de Pinochet, ahora luchas para acabar con la dictadura de Piñera.
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@clavoymartilleo @rcoc24 No, pero solo criticas a Di Caprio como si la chica no fuera parte del problema.
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@Shilevision_CL Ahora sí que seremos como en Estados Unidos, dónde los policias disparan primero y preguntan después.
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@chileconvoca ¿Donde están los Republicanos del Fruna hablando de esto? @joseantoniokast @RojoEdwards Ahi no se meten, son parte de este tipo de corrupción.
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@AhYezzir @CodyRhodes Dude, Cody literally said it "they know who management is" I guess the audience is a little bit dumb after all...
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@JUSTMlGH @tiredgrapes Because people think is being sad and look cool and removed but depression is basically feeling nothing, you feel nothing, no sadness, no joy, nothing and what's worse you don't really care about yourself and how you live, without a purpose, like a job for example you simply die.
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@TherealJoey223 @BloodyElbow With what @danawhite pays his fighters I bet he barely was able to pay his camp.
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@kawalyaptr Find someone who looks at you the way this dude looks at that The Rock Wax Statue.
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@J___38 "No se educan ustedes mismo para elegir gobernantes" Lo dice el weón que viene de un país que entre la mierda que eligieron y su flojera propia lo destruyeron.
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@sammyguevara Hide the Pain Hager 🤣
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@Asimpleapple1 @NateDiaz209 We need the Nate Diaz Translator Account but it seems that is gone 🥲
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@WrestlingNewsCo I still can't believe that he spended 3 days alone, on the floor with a broken hip unable to move without nobody, friends or family checking on him but you know, now that he is gone everyone seems to remind him...
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@Chimbaronguense - Chile: Queremos Salud y Educación Gratis y de Calidad, tambien que se respeten los derecho del Agua, de los Animales y de los Minusvalidos, tambien de la Mujeres. *Aqui lo tienen en la Nueva Propuesta Constitucional* - Chile: Genial! La Rechazo!
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@IAmJericho @jakepaul The whole event was a shit show, from the commentary table to the matches.
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@clavoymartilleo Dice que es un Abogado Canadiense, tiene una foto de perfil falsa y de nombre al Protagonista del Grand Theft Auto IV 🤣
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