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Comedian(Unfortunately). Youth Outreach Director for Marlboro Cigarettes

New York City
Joined February 2019
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POV You're walking to the bathroom and everyone knows you have coke on you
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apparently this is the intro for the new LOTR show... this is what $750 million buys you
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@POISONP1NK They done yassified hitler
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@westcoastwinter we need to bring back prehistoric birds of prey
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@theneedledrop He found out its a 21+ event
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@nkaali100 @JFrankensteiner it will never be a sudden jerk in the lives of everyone l, it will be a slow rotting decay around you that when you finally notice its too late
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@lvsnek @DylansLeftHand A rein player that rushes in 100% of the time made this
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@meanunclejack “It was sad to see him go” like they immediately put down the ape after the movie was over
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@wiseconnector When you want peace and not attention
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Wes Anderson movies be enjoyable as fuck when you dont have a bitch in your ear regurgitating reddit takes from 2011
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Big year for annoying people, Wes Anderson’s ‘Asteroid City’ and ‘The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar’ are both releasing this year.
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@timeoutalexc Basing my manifesto off when C3PO goes evil in attack of the clones
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@IbaiBasabe @iluminatibot Lmao you announcing this in a thread about cheap fast food, find some real problems
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I don't want to hear your opinion on whats right or wrong for Vegas unless youve been here since the Adventure Dome had dinosaur animatronics.
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@ClintJones1994 @UltimateEgoist “The most creative minds will be able to create things they never thought possible” yeah its called picking up a pencil dork
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@twinkophrenia @superloafcat The wild west of the internet was a mod banning you for 72hours because you started a thread asking if wario is a homosexual and it was at 380 posts in 2 hours
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@Carzonfye people that dont get it are admitting theyre under 5’10
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@danceyrselfdean Not enough people talking about how hard it is to google shit now
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@JamrockHobo watched your video on the book sequel thank you for linking to that pdf version
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@ElenaHyde070409 @AnimalsSmooch Weird that not once in this thread was the name of place mentioned by OP yet you being apart of the defense force outed yourself and the place out
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@GwindaleeGrondl @ethangach @GameOverGreggy he tried to call the horse so it looks like he knows what hes doing and then proceeds to pace back and forth AGAIN on hose back
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Absolutely wild ass choice to pick a song that right off the bat is talking about how good a girl is at giving head that she doesn’t need to use her hands
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A new clip from Marvel's MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR has been released (1/2)
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Sealab 2021 shoot today.
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@CityofKraken @babadookspinoza @PlaceboJones @POTUS @VP Polisci grad of a community college maybe, you’re incredibly mistaken if you think “the left” is on the side of the current administration. To even be applying the simplified binary of parties in the US shows how little you know about political groups
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Drake hearing “I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop”
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@DINNERWITHHOV Vegas has local 10s like alaska has palm trees lmao
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@BillyM2k @CultureCrave @martynware you have never made anything worth while for others to enjoy ,you insignificant hog
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@LasVegasLocally "Instigators" Lets call them what they really are, white nationalist,boogaloo boys, and proudboys. Theyve been organizing openly about this since yesterday
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At the first ever playstation expo in 2014 I was in the crowd of like 20 people for the God Of War Dev Q&A and people kept asking if they were making a new one and the dev finally broke and said yes and it felt so shitty and undeserved to get the news that way
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My friends, I am not a magical forest spirit who is compelled to answer a question if I am asked 10,001 times. I don't think any developer (outside of maybe indie games) has ever announced a game because someone just asked them if it was being made... a lot.
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@FredInTheKnud You didnt have to entertain this guys question but im sure alot of people appreciate your transparency. Youve entertained and educated so many people for so many years im perfectly fine with you and your crew being taken care of financially to continue creating.
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@AnneChovy2 They let out lactose lover mongrel school out early today
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@mannequinpussy Totally not a dismissive and upset final word on the subject
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@AlsNightout Thats just a random chinese guy
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@poppy_haze @elusivegoomba Why did they make him so hot 😩
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@ChadSpecialist @WomenPostingLs What lightbulb do you use for a projection that strong
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I looked deeper out of pettiness and her rich gfs family owns an east asian slave
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@madisontayt_ theyre going to ask you for your skull measurements
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@itz_BombBoy @youscals why did I need to scroll down for someone to finally point it out
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@metalgearobama @MattWatchGundam Please God, let me meet her. All I want to do is to found that perfect girl that I know exists. She's sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do,perhaps is even on this site itself. Who won't secretly think I'm a loser, the girl a can cuddle with( even if only possibl
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@SamuelDecoske @theneedledrop The album Discovery ;if you liked the dance aspect of it go backwards in time, if you liked the conceptual side of it go forward in time, listen to the live albums afterwards and then Tron Legacy soundtrack
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@legaladvice_txt My gay ass thought that said barebacked
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@ghostemojiii @stefsxe M...marge , im dead
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@sparhavoc @SYACVG Feeling guilty that youre doing the same thing?
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@BlkCrownAuthor @DiscussingFilm >greentexting on twitter OPIAF
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. @itemLabel Celebrity Blue started asking questions about his dad again...
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Suburban white women when they hear about sex workers being brutally dismembered
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NBCUniversal’s Oxygen network — which has been rebranded “Oxygen True Crime” — saw its primetime viewership improve by 10% this year.
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@Steveplustax @JFrankensteiner Yeah totally man its just been the tsa and not homeland surveillance, the continued rising of police brutality and funding, tracking your every move on the internet, the harassment of families that had ties in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the use of Guantanamo bay.
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@cuba7324 @N0ghl @marykbligee @AshBCoffin Slavery ended in 1886 and this is how the ruling class punished the people that fought for freedom in 1896
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@muddaub Theres no way this guy is still doing numbers
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@anansispawn @SakakiIsCute @Mng0k The word youre looking for is Polynesian, your whole ass is showing
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@xereeto @muddaub Its like the third time ash has joked about wanting to fuck right wingers and it wasnt funny the first two times
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@asecretdutch @lyjoonz_ @ienvythebirds Shes also a terf , wasnt worth giving her an answer in the first place
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@soylenial who yelled the most in your household growing up
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@isilitke @Trillburne Besides film. Hd/Hq versions of the movie on non crt televisions are probably the first time anyones even had the opportunity to notice this detail
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@ValentinaForUSA @JoshuaPyroWave didnt you lose your latest election lmao
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@OGRolandRat @Babygravy9 Says the human mutt
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@mondomascots Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
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@NeilNevins I shot at my tv with a revolver when I saw this
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@Win98Tech @colorsbasic Some protagonist just started their adventure and Toronto is low level area
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@muddaub Turns out it takes a gorrilian dollars to replicate a pbs original vibe, im excited for the gritty antique roadshow remake
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@DigitalPen101 @SpinGriffey Ive never seen him or anyone else claim hes above that, he tries food that his mostly black audience recommends to him and those are the small businesses he chooses to support. Sounds like youre making a prejudiced correlation about him but too cowardly to outright say it.
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@len0killer Really getting your 10 dollars worth
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@aviesolis @daddymaxwell_ @primalfella “Works” in holistic medicine, I didnt know pushing fake remedies was work
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@crulge @dachipdestroyer Your friend can have a little of your piss, as a treat
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@limitlessjest Kumail “My parents owned indentured servants” Nanjiani?
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@Morgan_J_Talty whats worse than a glass ego is someone so full of themselves to display it proudly to an audience
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@dirtbag_daddi @Carzonfye Get a load of this poindexter
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This Half Life 2 mod is wild
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just some regular fare enforcement
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@MiguelOharasMom @SUPERBLOWFLY Filtered ,go back to watching cocomelon
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Going to japan to pray infront of the giant gundam. Call it my pilgrimage to Mecha
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@ZBarteky @MTSTrades @MattWallace888 The slave has fallen in love with his chains 😂
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@jalenl_ @MattWatchGundam Havent watched any boondocks content since John Witherspoon passed away until now. RIP
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@KazutoKiri4 @Simpsons_tweets yes thats the joke, congratulations
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@Alishaa_dks annies a zionist not surprised
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Spotted over near Lone Mountain, Las Vegas. #lasvegas #BlackLivesMatter
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@Zydec0Zapatista what’s antagonistic about saying people who complain about craving community aren’t willing to put in the work to be apart of one? Do you think you can fight for peoples rights by staying at home?
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@tholzerman @solardivulger 4d chess where society is playing against itself
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People say shit like this every election. Just admit youre racist and hate poor people
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@mountain_goats Sigh , add another to the cryptid song list on the MG wiki
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They call me 007 0 hoes 0 money 7 misdemeanors
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@dj_big_naturals Seattle(everybody with no personality guranteed to work in tech) or Austin(for being sold as Portland 2 so all the posers could have their city) Anyone saying Philly is stretching it as most limp wristed redditors would be taken aback by the philly attitude and winters
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“Invest in Lockheed Martin”
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What will Grogu’s first words be?
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@stillgray @yashar silence repugnant hog
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@TimSondrup @pchristophor @TheCinesthetic Stick to aquaman or whatever shit disney is churning out
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