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@A_butterflymuse
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My landlord is 24 years old. If you reach out to him with a complaint about your apartment—say, a leaking roof—he’ll tell you to follow him on Instagram and subscribe to his YouTube channel before he does anything.
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This!!
I trained myself to stop being so considerate in situations where I'm not considered.
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Una sabi find trouble for this app 😂
Your boyfriend dey beat you and you still add belt for Valentine package 🤦🏽♀️
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Omo it's a valid fear😂, food cost for market.
As you get older, become more mature & begin to progress in your chosen profession, you start to realise that your values can & will change drastically. For example, I have begun to realise that my greatest fear isn't marrying wrong. It's dispatch rider running away with my cake.
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RT @KINGofthe_QUILL: If the second frame was a poem, it would say.... "All the butterflies in my belly flutter into a smile once I am in y…
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Atp ehh, my account balance should better start thinking about me cus I'm so tired of this toxic relationship we both have.
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I was born on the 9th. "9 on the 9th", how was I supposed to know this?🥹
I'm jealous of all you that get to do: "21 on the 21st" "22 on the 22nd" "26th on the 26." I can never do this kind of thing because I was born on the 14th day of June and when I was 14, I didn't even know what "14 on the 14th" was.😹
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🎶..In darkest night You are close like no other I've known You as a Father I've known You as a Friend And I have lived in the goodness of God.🎶
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