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Dem Soc. The Groups Stan. Obama's Friends Hater.
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Joined September 2020
On the eve of the return of Mr. American Carnage to the White House, here is a thread with everything I think went wrong:.
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Swing State Republican Senate Candidate: "Dems are cringe. They ruined the economy and support illegals. 😡". Blue State Republican Senate Candidate:
Minnesota GOP Senate candidate: ‘The bad guys won in WWII’.
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@therecount @AlexNBCNews @SpeakerPelosi What the fuck is this stupid shit? He is not a freaking martyr! He was a victim of an oppressive system! What the hell she is even trying to say?.
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@LeCinephiles I love it when Black Panther 2 says "It's Wakanding time" and Panthers all over the villain. Truly, one of the MCU movies.
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@porquetendencia Otra masterclass del fútbol español. 75% de posesión y más 660 pases. Victoria moral 😎
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@singlecrossing "Vote for the (EXPLETIVE DELETED) lady, dumbass. What are you? Fucking gay?".
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@Ish_bruhh I love how this series degenerated from a relatively normal AU of Sans, Frisk, and Gaster teaming up to stop Chara to this bizarre mid-off between OCs who have nothing to do with Undertale, with the UT characters barely on it. Might as well call it a Homestuck AU lmao.
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@mainmarvel Pirating is good and you should feel good about doing it. Spider-man would approve.
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@metricalfoot That day was so sad. We were in the classroom screaming and the teacher went "Children, the president blew his brains out." Everyone immediately started to weep, one girl even fainted. We all crossed our arms with a pose and said "Dickanda forever." I think I went home early.
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@AvalonAskeladd Quesada was getting divorced at the time and Spider-man is his own escapist fantasy. That's why.
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Dem Representatives: "Maybe Joe should drop out and Kamala should take over. I dunno.".Golden:
Democrat US Rep Jared Golden of Maine writes in op-ed published mins ago that "Donald Trump is going to win. And I’m OK with that."
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@lib_crusher She ended up losing Michigan due to a lack of turnout in Detroit. Life comes at you fast.
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@CSPerfectShot Boys with the time machine: "Aki, the Gun Devil is already dead. Don't throw your life away! People still care about you.".
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@GreatCheshire It was weird that Young Sheldon's last season was in black and white though. Maybe a metaphor about how he lost the color on his life now that he lost his will to live or it was to represent that he cannot use his fake persona anymore to cope with his guilt?. Yes.
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@CN_Moments How ironic. For all its faults, Rigby had the character development that Mordecai never had and actually tried to improve as a person for Eileen.
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@xaviersonline "What's wrong, Sonic? Do you identify as one of those new genders?. Because if that's the case, I wholeheartedly support your new identity despite our differences.".
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@Habemusfutbol10 Él y ella están a punto de hacer el acto indecente. El comienza a abrir un sobre mientras ella espera expectante. Él se da vuelta y dice: . "Che, me tocó repetido Griezmann. ¿Me la cambias?". Ella se lo cambia por una que ya tenÃa del Papu Gómez. Se casan la semana que viene.
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@CSPerfectShot It actually works pretty well in this case because it fits the character perfectly. It's the type of storyline through visual means that is sort of neat.
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@AtaqueFutbolero Lo compraron a un tipo que va a quedar en la historia porque Messi lo llamó bobo solo porque hizo dos goles de pelota parada. IncreÃble.
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@fabipa90 Yo miré el Bailando y salà bien. Ahora vamos a olvidar nuestros problemas lamiendo un buen upite.
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@QuimeyHerrera01 No creo que nos vaya mal. TodavÃa lo tenemos a Masche que el mundial pasado jugó bien. Aunque esté jugando en un club de mierda en China y este mal fÃsicamente, no me lo imagino dejando que el delantero rival entre al área para pedir un offside inexistente.
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@JoePostingg Mission accomplished, Comrade Brandon. Wait for futher instructions. Tiocfaidh ár lá!.
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@Ish_bruhh What it makes extremely cool is that Alphys is very well-written and in-character. Nothing would exist if it weren't for this fangame: it was the first serious attempt to make an UT fangame.
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@BasedLIDA I love how later on in the manga she gets to caress and hug Frieren, bringing Methode's storyline of wanting to cuddle with elves to an end. I love the silly MILF mage a lot, yeah.
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@huyandere "Jesse, what are popular Japanese Vocaloid star Hatsune Miku and world-famous comic strip character Garfield doing in your house?"."Smoking a joint, bitch. What do you think it looks like?".
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@nitosen @InformacinReal7 ¿Como una cuenta que se llama Información Real de Fútbol va a ser en joda? Pensa un poquito, Master.
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@Lostt_Lunaa @icyfireball100 @TofuStrawberry @NicholasBurban2 @AndLuxo @Power_Animator Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,.They let you live when you are a kid,.Fairly Odd Parents,.
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@ComicLoverMari Modern animated superhero shows when the girlfriend of the hero is fine with his secret identity (she is not trying to gaslight him):
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@ettingermentum The man who was about to lose Virginia and New Mexico to Trump knows a thing or two, yeah.
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@toonsgowild Apparently, the original plan was to play Sweet Victory but Travis Scott didn't want to make time for it. If that's the case, then I don't feel sorry for him when people mocked his Batman suit.
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@CoconutxCaramel @Genders_Game @DynamoSuperX The Worst Simp In The World. "Dude this guy is like pretty pathetic. He smells the clothes of his crush. That's weird.".
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@elprofeborda Pablo, yo sé que tú única ideologÃa es chuparle las medias a cualquier hijo de puta en el mundo que hable mal de Estados Unidos porque vivÃs temporalmente en la década de los 70, pero, de un historiador a otro, realmente no vivis en el mundo real.
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Trump is like the Forrest Gump of pedophiles.
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@hates_place "Haha, my badass chadsona is using that wimpy nerdy cuck Peter who believes in saving people's lives as a human shield. He totally deserves it because he thinks killing people is bad. God, I'm so cool.". This guy has the mind of an edgy teenager lmao.
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@KnowNothingTV @GovGaryJohnson @LPNH Reminder that they booed the guy that said that selling drugs to children is bad.
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@carlyraejepsans Toriel teaches the player to not hurt any monster in the Ruins, and even she relinquishes the throne peacefully in Neutral Endings when monsters don't like her rule. Just because she made mistakes (like Asgore) doesn't mean she hates monsters lmao.
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@5paramyok Gege: "I wonder how carpets taste like XD.". Fujimoto: "I burned an orphanage that one time while eating a melon bread, just to see what happens. I watched Dune. Good movie: I would recommend.".
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@Nikgaturro Yo y la banda yendo a bandalizar la estatua de Gaturro el dÃa de la inauguración 😎
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@TNOQuoProQuid The Doc appears decades later in a modified version of a popular war strategy game as selectable leader, esentially whitewashing his worst traits and becomes an Internet meme.
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@KWSHgg I think is her attempt to look confident and proud, but she ends up looking like an awkward dork. That's why we love her.
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@DoobusGoobus The whole career of the guy has been making these awful "we live in a society" boomer ass animations.
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@Natural_habitok I like how this started wholesome, then it became weird, then even more wholesome by the end.
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@MetiNTBG Kobeni is so unfortunate that she is not even the best at fumbling things anymore. Damn.
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@Pedro46742965 @deanjnorris @tedcruz Republicans when you tell them that people shouldn't have rocket launchers in their houses.
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@Srirachachau I think the pencil prank is what keeps the joke alive, especially with Homer's retort.
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@actuallysmiley A part of me wants Jimmy and Kim to have a happy ending. Then, I remember .that Howard didn't deserve any of what happened to him and that everything he said in the apartment was true. So yeah, I don't mind whatever fate they encounter.
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@ContraPoints You have to apreciate YouTube's ceaseless fight to make the site even shittier every time.
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@Kremmen101 @screenrant One star for an episode that at worst you could think is mid? Come on, man.
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@Lis_Smith @GayPatriot @JoeBiden You defended a sexual pest, Lis. You are not a qualified word on anything.
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@ettingermentum Bernie suggested over and over that chasing after low-politically engaged populists was worth the investment instead of chasing electoral deadends. The very smart Liberals laughed at him for this. The result? Three Democratic presidential candidates went down in flames.
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@CursedBardoFArg Como me encantaban los memes de Justin lpm. Fue uno de los primeros experimentos del shitposting irónico. Taringa habra sido un nido de virgos pero algo de innovación habÃa.
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@ConorLambPA Combating Republican red-scaremongering by. validating Republican red-scaremongering. Seems legit.
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Wesley Bell campaign: "Cori Bush is corrupt or something. I dunno.". George Latimer campaign:
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I find this so adorable, honestly. They have such a childish understanding of politics.
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