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She saw 2 world wars
She saw the rise and fall of the soviet union
She saw the world go from horses to rockets
But she never saw an Judge World Series hit
The world’s oldest living person, María Branyas Morera, has died at the age of 117.
She was the eighth oldest verified person in human history.
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Alex Bregman ever since he realized it was contract year
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Let him cook
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No gambling
No affairs
No scandals
No peds
No drama
No dilemma
Just strictly baseball and business
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Astros 0-2
Rangers lead division
Verlander old
Framber is cooked
No hits with RISP
Oswaldo Cabrera own us
Jose Abreu is a fossil
LMJ, Luis Garcia, Qrquidy, JV injured
Dynasty over
Bullpen is shit other than 3 players
Who has it worse than Astro fans?
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Below .500 teams when they see Houston’s in town / They’re in Houston
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@Rangers
As a Ranger fan of 27 years, I will be converting to an Astros fan, the superior Texas team.
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@MLB
Yordan August stats
.382 AVG, 481 OBP, .697 SLG, 1.178 OPS
Shohei Ohtani August stats
.235 AVG, .286 .600 SLG, .886 OPS
I’m sure
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Someone please tell me how the actual HELL men are gay
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Common Trump W
BREAKING: Trump - “We will not have men playing in women’s sports. That will end immediately.”
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Everybody wish my sweet dog Yordan a happy birthday!!! He’s turning 5 today!
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Biden stepped down
Trump got shot
The Titanic claimed more lives
Queen Elizabeth died
Tom Brady retired
Lebron playing on the same team as his son
A pandemic shut down the world
Chiefs became a dynasty
Texans are good
Rangers win WS
All before the Yankees won a World Series…
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lmao 😹😹 pedo weeb ass fans 😹😹
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@academico86
@nosleepzeke
@tigerclaw888
@PurgeFan
@MCUPerfectGifs
Rockets friends die. He was experimented on by the high evolutionary and tortured, and he ripped high evolutionary’s face to shreds.
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“Yordan, Altuve please we need you!”
Yordan and Altuve:
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Tucker and Houston Trollers packed on my Twitter Bday who has it better 🙏🙏
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@bodegasnack
@crazyclipsonly
If you say “queen” in that way, you automatically lose all your rights
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Rangers lose
Dodgers lose
Astros win
Bregman walked off dodgers
Astros in first
Astros getting jack flaherty
Astros win Dodgers series
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Jeremy Peña without his 2022 postseason performance
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I’M FREE
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Who is Yordan Alvarez?🙄🤭🤔🤤
In math: my solution➕➕😘
In history: my king👑😩
In art: my canvas🎨☺️
In science: my oxygen🗣️🥵
In geography: my world🌎🤗
I love Yordan
My pookie🥹
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Adolis Garcia washed
Rangers sellers
Astros in first place
Astros win Seattle series
Yankees lost
Rangers lost
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Rangers lose
Yankees lose
Dodgers lose
Astros lead the AL West
Astros pursuing great SP
Framber pitched like an Ace
Cake eats
Who has it better than me?
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Dodgers fans when you ask them what happened on November 1, 2017
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Been cooking the left lately…. Do I own the liberals?
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Astros players when they realize today’s pitcher has a 10.80 ERA
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Even Nickelodeon knows he’s a meatball merchant lmaooo Witt is the mvp
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97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way
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