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Just a boy who loves David Bowie and Liverpool Football Club. Often referred to as a sarcastic Scottish wanker. | #JFT97 | Don’t buy the s*n. | 🌹 | 🍉
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I speak for the entire UK Youtube viewing community when I say, we need another one of these videos.@chrismd10 make it happen
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Fuck it, premier league table based on how likely you are to survive an encounter with the main emblem on their badge. #PremiereLeague.
Which club has the hardest animal on their badge in the Premier League? For those uneducated a Cockerel will fuck you up.
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This is who you’re arguing with on football twitter btw. Take no notice when you get cooked. It probably means you’ve said something intelligent.
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19th - Everton, ooh big scary tower, fuck off.
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1st - Man United, the devil.It’s literally Satin, he’s gonna fuck you up.
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13th - Brentford, bee.Look at that big fuck off bee, much more intimidating than Luton’s.
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12th - Brighton, seagull.Fuck seagulls
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2nd Arsenal - Gun.It’s literally a fucking gun:
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4th - Aston Villa, lion. That’s what I call a fucking lion!
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20th - Fulham, some letters. Ain’t no body getting fucked up by the letters “FFC”
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10th - Crystal Palace, Eagle.Big dangerous fuckers, eagles
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18th -Notts Forrest, tree.A bit more scary than a tower cus there’s at least one person who’s tried chopping down a tree and it’s fallen on them. No Mf is loosing a fight to a grubby old tower.
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15th - Man City, big fuck off boat. Never trust the sea.
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8th - West Ham, hammer.Very little is surging a hammer to the head
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5th - Chelsea, Lion.While definitely more intimidating than Burnley’s lion it still goofy af. But it has a big stick.
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7th - Burnley, Lion.Look at that goofy ass lion, I ain’t scared of it
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3rd - Sheffield Utd, Sword.That’s a fuckin sword, you ain’t surviving that.
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9th - Liverpool, Liver Bird.big great mythical bird, could be dangerous
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11th - Spurs, Cockrill.Don’t underestimate a cockrill, we’re getting into the more dangerous crests now
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16th - Newcastle, seahorse.Given it’s an actual living thing it’s more dangerous than tree’s towers and letters imo.
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6th - Wolves, wolf. Dangerous fuckers.
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17th - Bournemouth, wtf is that 😭
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14 - Luton, bee.It can hurt you, but not much more. Fourteenth.
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@odinsoncavani @chrismd10 Any youtuber colabbing with Harry and Steven are gonna get outshone but Chris still contributed a lot to the videos, it was him that ordered the human statue for harry in the second one.
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To the people complaining a called arsenal’s cannon a gun you’re taking this far too seriously. Also this is based on what the main emblem is, I’m aware there are multiple animals on Burnley’s and Newcastle’s crest but chose not to include teams of animals.
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@robbieee04 Cutting back on welfare spending to avoid raising taxes on the rich while backing ethnic clensing definitely isn’t left.
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“I know exactly which one it is. It’s one that looks like she’s had about 700 drinks bro” 😭😭😭 Nick Kyrgios is something special man #Wimbledon #WimbledonFinal.
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I will give you all the money I have if you can guess what’s in hidden in a thousand guesses.
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@CFC_Ali10 @HITCSevens he wouldn't be actively promoting homosexuality either, it would just be a thing on a shirt. Lad you can't have your cake and eat it.
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@RedClinical No, you’re a rich professional footballer, you can go for any girl in the country. And you chose to take advantage of someone significantly less emotionally mature than you. Let’s not “leave the kid alone”.Let’s call him out for being a fucking creep.
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@Brad_S_H @yawboakye04 @pepgburner @sportbible she is the mother to his kids of course he cares lad. They are both pathetic.
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@IHMU4EVA @SamMcGuire90 While wearing shirts jackets and caps they all bought at the club shop 😭.
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@fcsalah11 In pure footballing terms Russia was elite.There have been more upsets in this world cup but mid season and there have been way more boring games.Russia is clear.
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@bobby_QELD I completely support trans rights and to be honest I’m conflicted on the issue of trans people competing in competitive sport. I think it’s undeniable that by growing up with a male skeleton you get certain genetic advantages, regardless of if you now live as a woman.
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@CFC_Ali10 @HITCSevens No lad. Either if he wears both that shows that he supports them or he can wear both without supporting either. It's one way or another, there isn't middle ground here.
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@Dave86416422 @EFCevie @L51667 And the other is a fight for equality which is actually more important but oh well.
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Jill Scott is no worse a pundit than Paul Merson, Martin Keaown or Jermaine Jenus. The only reason you’re complaining about her being on your tele is cus she’s a woman, she doesn’t need to prove anything to you. Shut the fuck up.
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THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE TROLLY PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD OPTIONS.
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@SaintPanda1973 @SkyNews yes, because one is disrespecting the deaths of 97 people. The other is displaying animosity towards the class system, the corrupt establishment which has constantly disrespected the north.
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@bella_jm16_ @liamgallagher Correct without any of Liam, Noel, Bonehead or Tony Mcaroll there would be no Oasis.
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@abbasjaf @HumansNoContext because it is well trained.breed with a bad reputation doesnt = bad dog.The fact you have just watched a video of a kid walk up to a dog and whack him and ur annoyed at the dog owner and not the parents is weird.
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Every time i see billy connolly trending my heart skips a beat.
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@marinasflytrap @goodgirlfaiith @theultraswift People listen to AM once and think they know everything about Arctic Monkeys 😂.
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@CFC_Ali10 @HITCSevens If it was really due to religious beliefs he wouldn't be fine with wearing gambling sponsors.
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@joxvc @wc22updates Palestine.The innocent people that lost their country and are now being discriminated.
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@BERTR4M I also misspelled premier league in the hashtag and surviving in the West Ham one 👍.
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@StokeyyG2 If you wanna like the original tweet here you go 👍.
I speak for the entire UK Youtube viewing community when I say, we need another one of these videos.@chrismd10 make it happen
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@TheRedsAway agreed.club are partly to blame for cost of merchandise tho.red jackets, jumpers and shirts should be sold at a reasonable price for this reason.
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@paulgibbins @Harry_W25 “You should be against the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan”. “I protested the invasion of Afghanistan”. - now wut 😮.
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@ShayTreanor2 Complaining about a transfer window before it’s even happened is peak football twitter levels of bore.
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@lfc_thiagoball @PassLikeThiago Milner is needed to calm a game down not as a starter, he has value but starting XI ain’t his thing anymore.
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@Tgarratt10 Schmeichel definately couldn't pass out from the back like Alisson does, but he never needed to so some could say its unfair to mark him down for that.
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@fionnviteza He was a premier league referee who was filmed doing lines of cocaine for the world to see. This was inevitable and has fuck all to do with 'the woke brigade'.But hey if you want to give me the credit, I'll take it.
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@Tgarratt10 SUBJECTIVE DECISIONS AND MARGINAL OFFSIDES ARE NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LIVERPOOL SPURS GAME.
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@TheAnfieldTalk @MailSport Rightfully so. All klopp said was the truth about how much money they have nothing to do with xenophobia.
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