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I produce The Fighting Cock and The Lab podcasts. One half of JAFFN, Football Between The Lines, and Lads Anonymous. Considered gully. Tottenham.
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Joined May 2011
A brand new football podcast will land with you tomorrow. Myself and @HLTCO will be taking you through the entire season. Keep an eye out.
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These clips of Tonali being absolutely miserable in Newcastle while his missus tries to cheer him up are well funny.
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Jake Humphrey just gave credit to Man City for seeing something in Jack Grealish. A player that cost them £100m.
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I post something like this every year. But the thought enters my head because when I was little my Mum didn't have a lot of money and she made my Christmas absolutely truly magical. So shout out to the parents who have fuck all, but make the little one's day wonderful. Legends.
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I reckon if I had an argument with the missus in the kitchen, Lo Celso would appear out of a cupboard to get involved.
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Does he genuinely think that he gets booed because he's scored against Spurs a few times, and it's not about him being over the drink drive limit and as a result killing a 22-year-old girl.
Marcos Alonso on being booed by Tottenham fans - . “I love it! To be booed when you play away, it’s music to my ears. It might be because I have scored a few goals against them and I think they maybe have these memories in their head when I touch the ball, so yeah I love it.”
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There are people out there that think Kane should be dropped from England. Imagine that.
🏴 The best English goalscorer ever in Champions League with 33 goals. 🇩🇪 53 goals in 50 games as Bayern player. 4️⃣ Four goals tonight, three goals last game. Harry Kane. 🔴🎩
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Never thought Ian Wright would be my spirit animal.
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Tommy Shelby might just be the greatest character of any TV series ever. I don't think that's bold.
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This hit hard.
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My mum got married today. She's 66 and after losing her previous partner eight years ago, has found another soulmate. Here she is a few minutes ago making tea, still in her wedding dress, for her friends and family. It's amazing she's so happy.
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What the fuck is happening today?.
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Spurs don't allow flag poles longer than 60cms.
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This is what happens when your manager throws you under the bus. and you're a bit odd.
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I watched some Man City fan describe Tottenham as 'some shit team that plays counter attacking football'. I remember them being much more humble and decent when they weren't funded by a nation state.
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Dragusin turning down Bayern to join Tottenham. Little old Spurs eh.
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Anyone seen Henry?.
Moving on up. 📈. Harry Kane is now joint-third in the all-time Premier League goalscorer standings! 👏
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If Poch doesn't win the Champions League with Messi, Neymar and Mbappe then he truly is Spurs and I'd take him back.
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If Spurs had bottled 4th place twice in two seasons we'd never hear the end of it.
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I'm not sure enough is being made of Tottenham smashing the best team in Europe twice in a week.
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I don't want to hear any more chat about Harry Kane not being the best footballer the Premier League has ever seen.
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It was my birthday last week and my missus had arranged for the boys to surprise me. I live in the middle of nowhere and there they were. Was gone. Love you lads.
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Should a grown man be thinking about Pedro Porro while having dinner with his wife?.
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This tells you everything you need to know about the fabric of Arsenal. Weak.
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Obviously glad that Arsenal are in a worse position going into the final day, but that was no way to watch your team play. I never want to experience that again.
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The ring the Danish players formed around Eriksen was such an assuring and noble thing to do. They afforded him dignity when they had no idea what might happen to him, in a situation that placed them closer to the incident than any of us. Must have been horrendous.
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Kulusevski. The most underrated player in the Premier League.
Most chances created at Old Trafford in the Premier League this season:. 9 - Dejan Kulusevski.6 - Andreas Pereira.5 - Casemiro.4 - Marcus Rashford.4 - Mason Mount.4 - Alejandro Garnacho. The top two don’t even play for Man Utd. 😅
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At what point do some of these Arsenal players need to start looking elsewhere if they want to win things?.
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This is unstoppable by any keeper, male or female, in the world.
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I'm 40 years old and I'm sober, sitting in a train station carpark, on a Friday night, waiting to pick up my drunk Dad who is 70.
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I genuinely don't understand why City are getting any sympathy. Like football is somehow out to get the club. They literally cheated to win trophies.
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I've been told that Roma haven't won away in eight months and haven't won in England in 14 years. Brilliant.
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You realise when you're watching Mbappe and Lewandowski live that Kane has been the best striker in the world for years. Years and years.
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I've watched this about 20 times.
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We don't even think about you.
I fucking hate Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.
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Arsenal fans are waking up to the realisation that they bottled the North London Derby, and then when they were forced to play it they got slumped 3-0.
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I'm not one for signs at football. except this one. I'm all for this one.
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Don't you fucking dare Pochettino.
Chelsea Football Club part company with Thomas Tuchel.
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Yamal makes me feel sick. My greatest achievement at 16 was getting off with a bird who I'm pretty sure, looking back, was doing me a favour.
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We hate Arsenal because they exist. The rest of football hates Arsenal because of bollocks like this.
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Think what I said holds up. Every level has it's relative challenges, some of which top flight managers might struggle with.
Is Ange Postecoglou comparable to Mikel Arteta as a manager?. @Flav_Bateman & @MilageUK debated it before yesterday's game 👀
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'Kicked it as far as possible' is an embarrassing analysis - from one or the world's best coaches - after his back line got run ragged for most of the game.
Klopp: "Tottenham set up a 5-3-2 and when they won the ball they kicked it as far as possible, and Kane and Son were on their bikes. We had some struggles against this obviously.".
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Tottenham finish 5th. Get in Champions League. City get ban overturned in the Summer. We get removed before the season starts. Proper Spurs.
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Shout out to all those parents who couldn't afford the cost of Christmas but will make it special for their kids anyway. Heroes.
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They've gone mental.
Fabio Vieira rejected Spurs because "the player was dead set on his move to Arsenal" and Gabriel Jesus wants to "reunite with Arteta" over playing in UCL but i'm supposed to believe Conte's pull is unmatched 🤷♂️.
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I got dug out by Arsenal fans for suggesting that van de Ven is better than Gabriel. only one of the two could do this twice in six games 🤷♂️
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When did Leeds become everyone's second club? They're hated. They love that they're hated. That's the rule. Everyone knows this.
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I don't want Poch, but I don't want anyone else to have him either.
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I'll never have a bad word said about Everton again. Also give them their points back.
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Literally listing players who play in the same position as City's. Getting weird now.
Lol We might actually have Man City level depth if we pull off Raphinha and Lisandro Martinez
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I'm right. Rory is wrong. Again.
“Spurs will become a financial superpower in the Premier League!” 🤩. It’s Rory vs Flav, which side are you taking for this one? 🍿
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Barcelona are a club that did everything it could, while holding hands with Real Madrid, to reduce competition in La Liga. The fact that this is happening is football poetry. It's in keeping with with the ebb and flow of the beautiful game - It's the opposite of horrible.
Whether you support Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid or Arsenal, the decline of Barcelona is so horrible too see. Barcelona have gone from dominating Europe and winning every trophy under the sun to struggling financially and being such poorly run as a club.
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This gooner absolutely obliterates the Arsenal fanbase 😂.
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Tottenham PTSD. You're not proper Spurs if you don't have it.
I don’t like all this talking as if it’s fait accompli. Spurs still need to do the business in Norwich. #COYS.
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