Alex Kramar
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Mostly financial shitposting. But space and politics are also cool. My best work is under "Replies". Polls ~daily.
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Fun fact: With these 34 charges, Donald Trump singlehandedly accounts for over 70% of all New York City felony convictions.
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The other 30% were people leaving burnout marks on gay crosswalks.
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@sgodofsk
True. But if you see Putin-level abnormalities, "burst pipes", coordinated pauses in vote counting, 2am ballot drops, judges intimidated after months of paramilitary assaults on major cities... well, you might have a hunch an election isn't on the up-and-up.
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@blondesnmoney
>see you're underperforming by another 1.5 points.
>wave it off saying "ah, currency adjustment"
>you don't know what that means
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@kendrictonn
Fun fact: On the second, harder playthrough, that safe is looted and only contains a burnt-out crack pipe.
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@krus_chiki
Don't forget that the second has the acronym PAC, while fighting their mortal enemies the PCA, in a tentative alliance with the ACP.
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@zeta_globin
"Wow, that's crazy" and "uh huh, how'd you feel about that?" are IRL dialogue skip buttons.
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@eigenrobot
Low public order causes pirate units to spawn in coastal zones. Consider increasing the number of garrison units or law enforcement spending in the affected hexes.
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@woke8yearold
Will deserves his own little gerrymandered district that's like 80% Dem but he only squeaks by every election with 51% of the vote.
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@TheAgeofShoddy
It's hilarious how Trump would have zero political career, ever, if they just... enforced immigration laws. Like, don't let 10, 20, 50 million random people into our home. Throw up a wall and deport some illegals and you could ship him to gitmo.
But nooooo.
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@UpdatingOnRome
365*24*60: 525,600 minutes
Total length of season 1's 12 episodes: 619 minutes
Possible watches in 1 year: 849
Watching only 268 times: plebian, room for improvement
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@woke8yearold
Disease, war, famine, those are all Lindy things we can somehow... cope with.
But voluntary depopulation is just unsettling on a whole 'nother level.
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@ruth_hook_
Imagine studying, calculating, memorizing epicycles then just switching to heliocentrism.
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Huh. You know what animal is notoriously resilient, seeming to have multiple lives?
BREAKING: CNN has said: "Officials believe the shots fired at Trump International Golf Club were intended for former President Donald Trump."
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@hradzka
"The man's performed easily seven figures worth of legal and investigative work, becoming one of New Hampshire's foremost experts on property law, simply because he didn't like how his neighbor's barn looked.
What do you think will happen if you actually tick him off?"
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@PaulSkallas
Still can't believe Nolan built and dropped another nuke on Hiroshima. That scene didnt even make it into the final movie!
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@UpdatingOnRome
Pitch a romance novel angle and they'd write something longer than War & Peace
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@PauloMacro
Fewer helicopters flying -> lower demand
Couple dead dudes -> lower demand
Yeah, pretty simple thesis
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@zeta_globin
I'm going to assume it's stored for any future baby. Gives them strong, coppery bones.
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@PauloMacro
Even if it is MTM, and even if their "total dollar amount invested in US debt" is constant by rotating into agencies, isn't the issue that we're rapidly increasing the debt and they're not stepping up to the plate?
That leaves a huge, uncovered gap for new issuance.
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@zeta_globin
Speaking of crying, you can legally trade future deliveries of corn, wheat, soybeans... but God help you if you try to trade onions. That's illegal
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@UpdatingOnRome
I say let him have fun.
So long as he stays on his side of the Rhine & Danube.
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@UpdatingOnRome
You don't need a doctor to prescribe 100 miles of marching along the Via Appia.
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@krus_chiki
"See, Americans shoot rifles like this. While Russians shoot rifles like *this*."
[Uproarious laughter]
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@kendrictonn
It's the opposite of that quote from The Wire, about giving a f*ck when it ain't your turn to give a f*ck.
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@eigenrobot
>Ask waiter if the dish is spicy or just on fire
>He laughs and says "it's a good dish, sir"
>It's on fire
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@eigenrobot
I don't know about talking, but I think you're about to find out what third trimester women think about being wifejak'd.
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@kendrictonn
As a person of finance, I find this terrible and absolutely condemn it.
But are you sure you haven't done anything to provoke this completely genuine message? Left paints strewn around or had less than an eight figure net worth?
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Mooooom, they're doing the meme
The U.S. is at the forefront of humanitarian response to the growing crisis in Lebanon, announcing nearly $157 million in assistance today. We are committed to supporting those in need and delivering essential aid to displaced civilians, refugees and the communities hosting them.
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@UpdatingOnRome
If it wanted to be saved, it could've just changed its name to Alexanderopolis.
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@growing_daniel
"Which candidate would you prefer to have a beer with and, hey, maybe something more, let's see where the night goes?"
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This is the world Factorio players want:
General Fabrication makes manufacturing cells and installs them in factory arrays. We believe that recent advancements in manufacturing technology make possible a mostly self-reproducing industrial stack at the scale of a single large company, so that’s what we’re building.
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@turrible_tao
I hear China's making some neat, affor...
*Biden announces 100% tariffs*
Nevermind.
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@NEETOCRACY
"But you'll never feel the touch of a woman, the joy of your own home, or even a beautiful day outside!"
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@eigenrobot
I know the alternative term might be "malpractice" or "delivered Canadian healthcare to" but I want to reserve those terms for, you know, real doctors.
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@Delicious_Tacos
>Salsa club turns into a gun club
>Everyone actually has a good time and becomes lifelong friends
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@eigenrobot
>The volcanic winter was caused by at least three simultaneous eruptions of uncertain origin, with several possible locations proposed in various continents.
Holy moly
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@skooookum
Clearly a gentleman frustrated at the lack of access to walkable, community-integrated transit.
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