🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk says that there is a literal limestone mine where they store all the US Government's retirement paperwork built in 1950 that they need to go up and down every time they want to retire someone from Federal Government. The speed in which they can retire people is limited by the speed of the elevator shaft. Yes, actually.

BREAKING: DOGE is looking into federal workers who have a high net worth despite having a low salary, according to Elon Musk. 🔥🔥 "We find it sort of rather odd that there are quite a few people in the bureaucracy who who have a salary of a few hundred thousand dollars, but somehow manage to accrue tens of millions of dollars in net worth." "We're just curious as to where it came from..."

Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.

Brazilian drug gangs are bringing in far more money from fuel, gold, cigarettes and beverages than from cocaine trafficking, @danielcarvalho_ reports

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Trump is rolling back enforcement of Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, which makes it illegal for US firms to bribe foreign officials, saying it disadvantages US business. FCPA is how US got Och-Ziff for Congo corruption, led to $412m in fines via @bpolitics