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longman

@ALongmanP1

3 years

I'm on some other shit to the rest of you

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@xugaaze A flight to Australia is £600 from experience, you could buy 1.3 million flights to Australia with a billion

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@FDataAnalysis mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh error minimum quality not reached mesh er

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@FURIOUSSScs If anything I think it increases the legitimacy of CS as an esport, why aren't other pros blowing their major tournament winnings on coke, just like traditional sports

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there's a guy on this app who eats food in the shower i know you see this are you just searching shower food guy love the work friend

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@doulbedoink Counter strike pro freakazoid

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@brandnewcartier

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@coochiegurl420 suicide is so back on the cards

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Never forget that Cloud9 blew a 15-11 lead in the 2018 Boston Major to FaZe Clan giving Faze Clan its first and only Major in CS:GO history @RyanAtRBM

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@pollen196 logic going to be livid when he sees this

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@Memeulous

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@FindtheSunlight @JUNlPER @K_Red_Sugar the shadow government

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@ILuv2Dance @fiagirly ?

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@cloudeeuhh whenever I feel down I read through all of the incel openings, could always be worse

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@purablon @xheenO_g @SomeKid42700918 @_UnknownOrbit During 2010-2013 there was literally mass hatred of seb, he got booed at most tracks the same as max does just now

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@rainf0restcafe6 just like I taught em

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@SkinnyTuna real version: I'm a software engineer Her: I could tell by the green stank cloud following you around

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3 years

@lannasphere @DoctorPissPants @jackharlow Our king

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@ArchieRL_ @ScrubKillaRL @Joreuz_ aw fuck dont think i locked the door when i left

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3 years

@RyanAtRBM @ropzicle Pronouns in bio. Checks out.

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@jefwun I genuinely think this is the best f1twt tweet of all time

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2 years

@deadrubbergirl @GeitPinkie @KindSpaceWombat @mIadoluka @bambooney i moved to the netherlands 5 months ago from the UK and im shocked at how racist the Dutch are genuinely

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@DoingCigarettes stay scared

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3 years

Drip

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@pitlimiteron @clappedsti oh

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@alamfiz I wish I had poop maps 2 years ago I could've matched this freak so well

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2 months

dipping a deep fried mars bar in the river clyde

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3 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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@_AKASOR inshallah you missbuy scout for one thousand eternities

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@bambooney

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@GRUGCEL I know you're low-key getting tan

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@CaucasianJames Shoutout @Nubzz11

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#BREAKING : Police are investigating an armed break-in in Bel-Air

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3 years

@m4ntuu We fight behind Asda tomorrow at 3pm

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3 years

@H0NEYRYD3R Another day of Twitter users inventing people and takes that don't exist then getting angry at them

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3 years

@lannasphere this u?

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2 years

@ItsSlumpii @FaZeUpdate @BLASTPremier @CODLeague @RLEsports @FNCompetitive I think the two major unquantifiables are that CS has been around for over 20 years, the meta and skill ceiling has developed so far it's insane. But on the other hand Rocket League has near 0 transferrable skills from other games, it's really hard to compare

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The beeping keeps getting faster

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2 months

just bought a pc off of FB marketplace inshallah it doesn't explode

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low-key getting tan

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es ist over fur mich?

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4/09/2024 😍😍😍 @astonmartin

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@vooCSGO

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10 months

if day drinking is a crime lock me up

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3 years

They said I was immature so I gru up

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@Vetteleclerc

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1 year

now qualified to make orphan-seeking missiles for the shadow government !

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@WolfofHobbiton 13 pints of tennents lager and a spew out the window of a taxi is just as sweet

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9 months

they're silencing me

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this is every bloke in their 20s that thinks Dubai is sick

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2 years

@Danny5789 @boygrrI @MrBeast

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@Dion95818930 @Torpedo_______ @basedman33 they're just being a twitter user

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@largacty1 @_HanTyumi America invented the HAMBURGer...

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10 months

had a lil arrhythmia and the boys were straight on their shit

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1 year

@FDataAnalysis I'm getting formula student flashbacks

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3 months

throwback to early COVID when my white facemask made my camera unable to distinguish between my skin and pure white fabric

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3 months

preparing to move out and im gonna miss the gang man

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2 years

@Durden112 @historyinmemes is that yung lean

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3 years

ive waited so long to post this

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@kittenhaver @notchaselyons Just suck it back up afterwards 👍

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jacking off all trades master of cum

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3 years

@bambooney The scorch marks left by the population of Dresden probs not appreciating Reddit rn ://

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@ALongmanP1

10 months

not to scare u guys but it's longman day

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@ALongmanP1

2 months

my phone knows what's up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

SIUUUUUU

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3 years

Just asked for someone's playlist and they sent this

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@RyanAtDust2 @zc_henrique Studying why you don't have to internationally relate to the french

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@ALongmanP1

3 months

hitting translate on a hebrew tweet and wondering if it's an actual view or just copy pasted from mein kampf

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Amplify proud Zionist Jewish voices.

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3 years

you ever get so high you ever so high you get that you get scared you get high so that you get scared

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3 years

only talk cryptically to women, confuse the enemy

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referring to her eyes as big naturals

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Richard Hanania

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@squirrelpsps Tattoos on women are generally disgusting.

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3 years

@notchaselyons 60 years of slavery isn't bad when you get to call some pixels this tho?

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@ChadDraven craziest character on the internet is the ice age baby but a rapist

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2 years

@Uber_Support @s4m31p4n @Benadryl this driver was talking about a "hat man" and that he shouldn't have taken a "heroic dose"?

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3 years

@talibanmommy

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9 months

This orange? It's for you bro, I circumcised it just for you bro

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@ALongmanP1

3 years

@pollen196 They all start harassing children?

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@ALongmanP1

11 months

I love following attractive women on here just to look at the reply guys like going to the twitter zoo

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@ALongmanP1

3 months

is it an american thing to immediately kick your kids out as soon as they finish school

Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸

@HorrorGorl

4 months

Having a child is for life. Not for 18 years

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8 months

@harrisondubay @skytopjf engineering and like 3 Indian men that saved me

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@ALongmanP1

1 year

I've gotten worse

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@ALongmanP1

1 month

grabbing a handful out of each bin at subway dumping it on a plate and calling it an Israel breakfast

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1 year

@shanethecnfsr im beginning to see a lot of parallels between him and hitler

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3 years

@theDoubleOD @kelly_scraps Fr I'm about to cry my (6ft2 caring and compassionate) ass to sleep

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1 year

@josiahhughes @ytnotions u my old English teacher for sure spudboy

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1 month

Jamaican thor be like me bombaclaat rasclart brother loki done deceive me again

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2 years

@pepegaCJ @JinxDarling_ Oh really? Help my Coinbase wallet is stolen my Bitcoin nft stolen lost access to Coinbase wallet stolen nft stolen crypto stolen Bitcoin can't get my bitcoin

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little archie, big archie

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3 years

life good :)

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@AntonLuca97 @CammieRacing it's also a wheel for a simulator but you didn't know that did you

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@ALongmanP1

2 years

@coldhealing the off switch is under her hair

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2 years

@lannasphere i wasnt laughing before but i am now

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longman

@ALongmanP1

2 years

@xheenO_g @purablon @SomeKid42700918 @_UnknownOrbit ye tbf my memory of that era isn't amazing I was a bit young so I just liked him because his car looked cool

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longman

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8 months

guys I have horrible news I am no longer unemployed

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