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Husband, Father, Musician, Writer, proud Chicano🇲🇽. Dad joke guy. He/Him. Contributor at @REMEZCLA
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It's that day. It's the 7th year anniversary of one of the greatest days ever. Ellie is 8 years old now. She made me a coffee mug with this still on it for Christmas. She understands how big it was.
We miss you, Vin. The absolute GOAT.
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@ah_dun_twooted
@madison_tayt
Dear English language, we have found our new "bull in a china shop" idiom.
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@TalkinBaseball_
I mean...it's a maddening delivery to watch but making it illegal is so lame.
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Yeah I tried to point this out two years ago and got flamed for it but losing the sticky stuff has largely led us here and guess who had such a big mouth and got it banned?
Tyler Glasnow made it very clear why pitchers were getting injured 2 years ago. It’s not the pitch clock
Nor even joking, this is all Trevor Bauer’s fault
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@ShadayaKnight
Therapy is so much cheaper than projecting your insecurities onto people who are doing the things you want to be doing.
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Blake Treinen has been placed on the 10 day IL with a strained heart.
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That's easy. It's the 8 year anniversary of my favorite Vin moment and one of my favorite moments of my life. For those who know me, you know this one. That's me, and that's my daughter. ❤️
24 years ago today, The American Sportscasters Association named
@Dodgers
legend Vin Scully as the No. 1 sportscaster of the 20th century.
What's your all-time favorite memory of Vin Scully?
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Updating this with the numbers comparison would just be overkill 😂
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MLB we'll treat this like a huge scandal but while watching the updates about this on MLB Network you will be immediately subjected to about five DraftKings commercials in between.
Hashtag cognitive dissonance
BREAKING: Shohei Ohtani's attorneys accuse interpreter of 'massive theft' tied to alleged gambling, from from
@GustavoArellano
,
@adamelmahrek
,
@PringleLATimes
and
@nathanfenno
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"The Dodgers are trying to buy a championship! It is unfair and it will also fail!"
The Texas Rangers have committed nearly $700 million to Corey Seager, Marcus Semien and Jacob deGrom in the last year
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The last time Canada suffered such a loss at the hands of LA, Ohtani was on a plane to Toronto.
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@RichDowle
@ericpalicki
Every time. Like a baby. I've watched it so many times. Doesn't matter.
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@SNYtv
@KFCBarstool
We are all waiting to hear your impassioned opinion about canceling spring training.
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@warriorsworld
He has the reputation as one of the dirtiest players in the NBA. I'm not sure what sport you have been watching.
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@Jared_Carrabis
That's my daughter with me at a Dodgers game and the voice of the GOAT. Not a traditional piece of memorabilia, but for me this is priceless.
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It was all "Ohtani is a unicorn and the greatest player we have ever seen and deserves the most money ever" until he signed with the Dodgers.
Suddenly free-market fetishists are churning out conspiracy theories and lamenting how this is bad. Clockwork.
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Reading the Clayton Kershaw book only confirms for me, because of the extreme pressure and drive for success, that this moment was more relief than joy. He really is a tortured GOAT and I appreciate his greatness so much.
This is relief, right here.
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Braves fan at the bar talking about their playoff chances, etc. Then he tells me he doesn't consider 2020 a real championship.
I mention that that makes sense because then it would be really embarrassing to be known as the team who blew a 3-1 lead.
We are no longer talking. 😄
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The ghost of the 2018 Dodgers lives in 24. This offense is offensive.
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"MLB isn't marketing its biggest star enough!"
(MLB markets its biggest star)
"No...not like that."
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Go get it out of the Midwest farm, Cards.
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Apple TV MLB games are now going to be behind the paywall. MLB fans now pay $150 for MLB TV and then are blacked out of their local teams, having to pay for cable to see those games, some local teams you cannot even get on cable.
Now, they have to pay for Apple TV. Pure greed.
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Braves: underpay players to get them to buy in and compete.
Dodgers: paying Ohtani what he's worth (using deferred $) so that they can compete.
Bean eater logic: "This is bad!"
The Dodgers found a legal way to cheat and no one can do anything about it. What’s even worse is that prior to this Shohei was universally loved across the game and now he has damaged his own reputation by being a willing participant in circumventing the rules of the CBT. This is
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Chris Taylor and Kiké Hernandez are terrific utility men for the Dodgers. They both play everywhere, have good track records (Taylor's being better overall at the plate) and mostly: both have terrific postseason success.
Couldn't be better, imo.
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MLB raising the price of MLB TV to 150 while doing nothing to make the blackout situation better is so garbage.
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I have never seen a player make himself hated as quickly as Cavan Biggio.
He's just...terrible 😔
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I just commanded my dog to roll over and he went and put on a Gavin Lux jersey.
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I'll keep saying this: Carlos Beltran was the mastermind of the biggest cheating scandal in 100 years. If we keep Pete Rose out for gambling and steroid users for doing something everyone did, the closest Beltran should be to the HOF is taking a tour.
I'll die on this hill.
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The Dodgers really are blessed to have the money to sign a superstar slashing .385/.385/.846; a 1.231 OPS.
Oh yeah, it's this guy.
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I think it would make sense in this situation to ask ourselves as Dodger fans if we're being understandably biased because this involves our new franchise Superstar.
But it actually appears that Dodger hatred has biased so many, so quickly, that people's judgment has eroded.
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Everyone when the Texas Rangers spend 700 million and win a great World Series: "Awesome! Great for baseball!"
Everyone when the Dodgers spend some money on players:
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The beekeeper is NOT on a plane to Toronto. I repeat, NOT on a plane to Toronto!
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@theaceofspaeder
@Marcell0zuna
"group think" could also be construed as, you know, learning things that are factual.
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@ReedCampbell3
@JasonIsbell
Genuine congratulations on your continuing sobriety, but that means you can't even blame an elicit substance for the fact that you willingly paid for a free website
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@TheNBACentral
@boardroom
I mean it costs at least that much to put such a thick layer of flex seal on your hairline.
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Teoscar Hernandez might be the most underrated pickup the Dodgers made all off-season. He might have a monster season.
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@KFCBarstool
This is worse than your "I don't wash my hands after taking a dump" take and that's impressive to top.
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I shouldn't pay $150 for MLB TV and not be allowed to watch this game.
No, I'm not paying for Apple TV.
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@Klein25
I mean I get it but it's his second start since the first major surgery of his career
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@Vandy_Montana
@buhlesrevenge
"ever had a tasty orange? What if we told you we made a liqueur that tastes like the part you throw away after it's been sitting in the sun for 6 years?"
Hard pass on Campari.
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Hollywood lifestyle lol
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It's understandable to want to get mad at Sheehan for all the free passes and terrible location, but the Dodgers really plucked this guy from Double-A before he was ready because they had no other options for starters lol. He'll learn.
Oh well
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Between this and the confirmation of the obvious (his innocence in the Ippei theft situation) I am sending my best thots and prayers for the haters to find something else to scandalize Shohei with.
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I never thought I'd have to make this in 2024 but here we are.
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@KeithOlbermann
@Britt_Ghiroli
It's not meaningless to them just because it's meaningless to you, Keith.
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Correa having a hard time hitting Kershaw without knowing what's coming.
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Glas having a tough game doesn't bother me much but offensively the Dodgers have looked unprepared and listless. Looking like their October dead eye stare.
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He may have been struggling at the plate but I don't care y'all...I love Kiké Hernandez.
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@KFCBarstool
@Jared_Carrabis
I'd say wash your hands of this L, but you've made it clear you don't do that.
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@KFCBarstool
You are such a yankee doodle windbag with zero critical thinking skills. You continue to prove that.
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@TrolleanPrince
@YankeeWRLD
"idgaf about this stat" lmao okay just say you're arguing in bad faith.
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@lifeinrewind
@warriorsworld
Many would disagree. It is mind-blowing that I simply stated a fact that I could back up with quite a bit of data, that many people agree with, and people are losing their minds.
Warriors fans are deluded.
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The organization that got away with cheating their way to a World series with less than a slap on the wrist is now upset over something that deserved more punishment than it got.
An 80-grade unlikability.
Some Astros upset at MLB as Bryan Abreu suspension looms over Game 7.
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Padres fans making fun of Ohtani's deferred payments but they're taking out mob loans with vig to pay off the salary for a retired dude who contributed very little to their team. 😂
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They don't even know what they're protesting because they are there to hate. Plain and simple.
Protest in front of Dodger Stadium has shut main gates. Police & Dodgers security est protest size at 2,000. The two protestors I talked to were both from out of state and seemed unclear on whether they’re protesting the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Pride Night or both.
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"In a ballpark he's not too familiar with" about Peralta, like he didn't play for the Diamondbacks for eight seasons. 🙄
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