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@HegelwCrmCheese This teaches him absolutely nothing but hate.
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@Teslaconomics This shit fits in the trunk of my Corolla.
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@AlexEdelman No idea why you would post getting utterly pwned like this.
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@Thugg_Speedman Shooting skeet with rifles would be hella hard.
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@jennykleeman The whole situation seems utterly devoid of love.
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@RacismDog The hilarious thing......is dude is an immigrant.
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@RonFilipkowski What is going on with his hair? It's glowing.
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Tim Johnson
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@RonFilipkowski "Election night shenanigans".......that they can't explain or prove. The old standby. I didn't lose - it was stolen.
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Tim Johnson
2 years
@NoLieWithBTC @CBS8 Someone slept with that dude. Wow.
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@fizapirani Why care about dead puppies......had no idea we had so many veterinarians.
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2 months
@MacFarlaneNews You forgot - I Peed On A Russian Prostitute and Am Owned by Putin Day. It's a huge day. Bigly.
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@RonFilipkowski I could have spent the $44B MUCH better.
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Tim Johnson
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@willsommer We are living in the dumbest simulation ever. Reboot.
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@mrbenwexler Just beyond insane. Free publicity for the most outlandish, stupidest shit ever heard.
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@7maryt
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@atrupar 88-11, 92-6. Dude. There are two of you. It has to equal 100. Literally WTF?
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@SRuhle Or freaking fantastic.
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Tim Johnson
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@BernardGoldberg Well you definitely wouldn't like the other guy then.
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5 months
@tinycans It's 100%, absolutely Tyra Banks.
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Tim Johnson
4 months
@davenewworld_2 She seems nice. Guaranteed Trump voter. Lol.
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Tim Johnson
2 months
@Imposter_Edits Policing is in a bad spot in 2024. By all means, let's give them full immunity. Lol.
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@DMRegister Lol. What a shit rag. Publishing utter bullshit.
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@ParkerMolloy Be better @AP . Enough......just enough.
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Tim Johnson
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@SharpFootball He's too good of a dude. Just quit man. Be a coach. Waaayyy too many of these, Tua.
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Tim Johnson
4 months
@BillKristol They are not mutually exclusive.
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2 months
@rford_31 I laughed uncontrollably at this. I'm not 12.
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@SRuhle Dude is the most broken human alive.
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@ahabstanaccount Is Nude Africa still around? And .........what is Nude Africa?
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4 months
@westcoastwinter The narcissism store is calling. Running way short on Fartlows.
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@DeaconBlues0 Kangaroo court. Pack it now.
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@WUTangKids It's freaking horrible. But, to top it off......he wasn't vaccinated
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@justinbaragona Lol. Nuzzi is a hack. Access journalist took it a step too far. Womp, womp @RyanLizza
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@IcyVert Jeter? Lol. Worse than Ovechkin.
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@harryfisherEMTP @BusyDrT @DrJBhattacharya @drsimonegold @DrAseemMalhotra @ZelenkoZev @DrJamesOlsson @P_McCulloughMD @stkirsch @RealAlexJones @RobertKennedyJr Dude. You need to seek another career choice. Everything, literally everything you say is bullshit. Sucks that your twisted worldview has impeded your ability to do your job.
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Tim Johnson
19 days
@HolmesJosh Crazy when a dude doesn't get to spew utter lies for 90 minutes. What is the world coming to?
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@7maryt
Tim Johnson
3 years
@PeterHotez @soledadobrien Masks are awesome. I'll probably wear one in many public facing spaces, i.e., grocery and convenience stores, doctor's offices, etc. They clearly work. Less cold and flu in the future is fine by me.
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17 days
@AccountableGOP This speech is more batshït than his normal batshït. What on earth are we doing here?
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2 months
@SomaKazima She forgot to add that she lives in a macaroni and cheese box. She can drop a deuce and do the dishes at the same time.
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Tim Johnson
3 years
@wastatepatrol You forgot......"died of covid because he was stupid. People of Washington, please get vaccinated."
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@Mediaite Dicks like Tapper both sides the shit out of it.
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@RpsAgainstTrump It's always projection. Everything. Constant projection.
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@coachbrucepearl How do you get your health insurance, coach? So dumb. Totally fitting for @AuburnU
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@BlockheadNYC It's Bizarro World Key and Peele.
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@YourFriendKyle_ Those things can decimate a lake.
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@NUCLRGOLF @DBTTofficial @IanJamesPoulter The Poulter defenders are hilarious. Not justifying what the fan did (whatever that was) - but the only way he heard it is because there are 3 people there. Easy to have rabbit ears when you can hear crickets. Why else is the music so loud? Clown show.
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@NoLieWithBTC This is unreal.
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@Olivianuzzi Lol. Lolololololololololol. You need therapy.
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@patriottakes Quite obvious they have no relationship.
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3 years
@BartGlilly @SpursTedLasso @Stadium By this logic, you live 30 years in a shanty. Lol. I guess good call, big man.
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@7maryt
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@chrislhayes This is obviously a HUGE effing problem.
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@7maryt
Tim Johnson
4 years
@IsaacDovere A gigantic waste of 6 years. Although, with TT's history, he'll disappear after 1.5 years. Last seen at a Waffle House.
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@netflix Hard pass @netflix . Was literally any other human not available?
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@Acyn The whole preface is wild.......drill, baby, drill? We've never done more drilling than right freaking now. It's an election for the ignorant.
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@SwannMarcus89 It was [wink] non-physical. C'mon man.
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@RawStory If your party tries to get people NOT to vote......maybe it's a shitty party with a shitty platform.
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@Acyn It's insane. Literally insane, that 40% of America supports this loser. Truly, I'm daily shocked about this.
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@acnewsitics A million years I'd never figure out why people would vote for this dude.
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@dopaminenjoyer You aim for the king, you best not miss.
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@KendallKeysTV did bro try to stop?
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@patriottakes Bet dude was a real playa. Those size 60 boxers.....damn. Honeys were dropping like flies.
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@HootPhD @AP Just don't be a bitch, AP. Media is broken.
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@atrupar He looks awful, man. Maga won't kill you........well, it actually might.
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@Acyn Unbelievable self owns. They are a caricature of themselves.
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@north0fnorth I can get to the Gulf of Mexico from Oklahoma. It's done all the time.
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@RonFilipkowski I got a low rate auto loan from NATO.
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@RonFilipkowski Woah. Leave Tulsa out of this. We don't like him either.
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@Very__Regular Cheez-Its are awesome. Full stop.
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@KellDA There was never a moment - EVER - where she wasn't kissing the ring.
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@7maryt
Tim Johnson
2 years
@gtconway3d Yep. Overrun with fascist, narcissistic faux billionaires.
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Tim Johnson
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@JustinWolfers Companies aren't taking lower profits just because there are tariffs. It. Just. Doesn't. Happen. Those costs are passed along. This isn't up for debate.
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@Acyn Trying to find something that sticks. We're on effort #242 .
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@jeffjarvis @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Why are we still doing this?
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Tim Johnson
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@Acyn These folks are the worst of us. Should be a 538-0 electoral college. Should be.
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@ChristnNitemare He's definitely gay.
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@imillhiser We have a literal meme running for president from the GOP. No policy, except outrage. Every time he opens his mouth, it's a lie. The press just repeats this garbage word for word. It's insane. The press loves the clown show. They're going to click bait us straight to hell.
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@FrodeHommedal Dude just described @FoxNews
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@RickSteves "My European Bong Days (& Nights!) - by Rick Steves.
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@atrupar Dude needs to go nuclear. But, lol, we all know that shit won't happen. Mfers going to be sitting in gas chambers and they'll be saying "you gotta beat them at the ballot box".
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Tim Johnson
3 years
@Cleavon_MD I wish the cops weren't all so anti-vax. Seems to be a culture/peer pressure thing.
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Tim Johnson
4 years
@ChrisKPolansky Collective IQ of speakers = 36. I can't imagine having to do this for work. You deserve a drink (and probably a raise).
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@frequentbuyer1 @NikkiHaley It's who they are........if I had to rank my shocks today, this wouldn't be top 50.
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@torriangray I'd feel bad for laughing so hard.......but, nah, two horrible humans.
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@WUTangKids Lindsey looks horrible. Going full M*GA is hard on a person.
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Tim Johnson
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@gtconway3d "generally like his policies".......which are? None. Literally 0. Beyond the tax cuts (which are an economic disaster), there is faux outrage, grievance, pettiness & owning the libs. It's a broken politico that has regressed greatly in the last 30 years. It was dead before Trump.
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@MrGo30 Good to have you back! A banger.
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@weijia Did you after this question? Honestly.
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Tim Johnson
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@benryanwriter @ndrew_lawrence @MollyJongFast Convinced we're in a bizarro world Matrix.
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@SollenbergerRC @thedailybeast Sad we've come to this. Dude was arguably the least qualified (legitimate) candidate in major political history. It's insane this race went to a run-off. Mind-boggling. Maybe these staffers need to look in the mirror and ponder their life choices.
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@FaithRubPol Would be hilarious......but the real Kemp changes Trump's diapers.
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@7maryt
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@mattjwarner The anti cancel culture, cancel culture.
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@7maryt
Tim Johnson
3 years
Up and running in minutes. Excited to get started. @getumbrel
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@7maryt
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@gtconway3d A real DOWNer for Lindell.
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@maxwelltani @Olivianuzzi Same relationship I have with my penis.
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@kclairerogers The harassment is awful. And I hate myself for laughing at the second DM.
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@SerahOceane Or.....I could spend $3 for a 5lb bag of potatoes. Just an example. The amount of labor that goes into what they're doing is hugely negative. Where's the land? How much did it cost? Who's killing and plucking those chickens? This is a losing prop for anyone with a job.
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@SergeantAqGo Dumbest shit ever. Do people believe this? He was president for four shitty years. Did forest fires stop? The most dishonest shitbag to ever walk the earth. Please STFU!!
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@7maryt
Tim Johnson
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@WNBARookieWatch No. Actually, there may be no better passer in basketball.
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Tim Johnson
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@Syniverse It's been 2 days and you don't know what's causing the issue? Wild.
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