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Jack zaman
3 years
@GMPstretford Hope the 11 year old gets time for grassing
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4 years
Envy to liquid at 1am
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Me trying to find the exit in IKEA
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3 years
@GabrielShoo Seen better acting on emmerdale
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Jack zaman
9 months
The comments on this page, shows the following we have post covid. All these mongs who think there jibbers. They only know the word jibber cos of social media if you went Yeovil or Cambridge you know these small grounds are the hardest to jib. Clueless mongs
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Jack zaman
3 years
£45 a game £800 a year. What ever u pay for a day at the match, you can leave when then fuck u want. Twitter brigade telling u how loyal they are cos they stay til 90mins 😂😂
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Jack zaman
1 year
@TheBarmyArmy Sooner they scrap it the better
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Jack zaman
11 months
Little job for ian brown this morning! He still can’t get over how shite United are
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Jack zaman
3 years
The k stand wall… E235… 30 years on. 2 books passed down.. #VIVARONALDO
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Jack zaman
2 years
72thousand cockneys Irish and Norwegians at old Trafford tonight mad
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Jack zaman
3 years
😂😂😂😂the old tape measure trick
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Jack zaman
2 years
Yesterday life was simple. Today it’s a mess… you was in my kitchen we had a ball… today you bowed out. And broke my fucking heart. A tragic accident. My life will never be the same. My fucking uncle jon 💔
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Jack zaman
1 year
@TheMasters One of the biggest spectacles in world sport with the worst tv coverage.
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Jack zaman
2 years
@sportbible @jimmybullard Why is everyone missing the next bit and it’s wallops the fella by the post right in the kite 😂
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Jack zaman
11 months
Players player. Very proud family man
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Jack zaman
11 months
Put waterhead to bed today in the Oldham cup final… 28/6.. very proud dad . Dry them tears 😂😂
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Jack zaman
3 years
Living for the moment…. “Not a mobile phone In site” 😂😂😂😂
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Jack zaman
1 year
Can’t pass your tickets on to your mates or family. But the club will fucking sell them on for a pound to half of the instanbul English branch.. shambles of a club. Scum bags
@Jack_H_20
jack
1 year
The state of Old Trafford at full time, Galatasaray fans in all areas of the ground is unacceptable @ManUtd . We really are at rock bottom as a club.
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Jack zaman
3 years
He’s been dead 10 years but he’s still getting me my oap season ticket #grandad
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Jack zaman
2 years
They needed a ping pong table to move with times…. A dart board 😂😂😂😂😂😂no they needed to rid of children @JesseLingard .
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Jack zaman
2 years
@deepestredMUFC And there it is. The day I set it
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Jack zaman
3 years
Me little lad, he won saddleworth rangers u10s man of steal. Sooo proud. With me Mam. Shes my mam of steal 🥰some family
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Jack zaman
2 years
Don’t really get excited for England. But me dad never missed a tournament. I’m buzzing for tonight. Here me owd fella in Spain 82 World Cup in my mums shorts..He thinks it’s the England France game 3-1 England robbo got 2. Take that tonight #ENGFRA
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Jack zaman
3 years
Ok I believe
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Jack zaman
9 months
@ladbible It’s fucking freezing
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Jack zaman
2 years
Christmas Day in the curry house means one thing. #cobrabomb merry Christmas @RealRomfordPele #merryxmas
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Jack zaman
2 years
Buzzing that @talkSPORT rang a proper red and me ally and Brazil had a chat… yanited are back. Tell me mam we’re going to Wembley 😎❤️
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Jack zaman
4 years
@MENnewsdesk And how the fuck are we suppose to survive and earn money if they shut the schools. Don’t think my 9 year old will fancy tarmacing Andy.
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Jack zaman
3 years
That’s my lad. That’s my lad.. look at him @SaddRangers
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Jack zaman
2 years
Man of steel 2022 again. Retain. 2021 Some boy this lad @FcPatterson @jampot1980 @bullybully8 @DavidUppermill
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Jack zaman
3 years
Leeds v man united…. Proper football Iv fell in love again
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Jack zaman
2 years
⁦bought a kids ticket but showed my lad how to jib it😆still got it ⁦ @dowd_andy ⁩ ⁦ @FcPatterson
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Jack zaman
7 months
What’s the new fascination with these new reds that have been a few away games that there’s thousands of jibbers 😂The gang ways have always been jam packed every away game for years. Clueless
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Jack zaman
4 years
Why the fuck do these so called big reds. Sit and tweet about United being so shit during games... clearly forget them 91st minute winners in Ferguson years... silly cunts. Watch the game
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Jack zaman
10 months
Can’t and will never get round my head with this type of response from the GMP for a bit of a scuffle at the match. A tea time knock and 1 car would be enough. 50 GMP in riot gear for 12 men. I remeber the derby day semi when they took my mums doors off. Not one charge stuck 🤡
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Wigan and Leigh Police (GMP)
10 months
#ARRESTS I 12 people have been arrested after a series of co-ordinated strikes in Bolton and Wigan this morning after disorder that followed the Bolton Wanderers-Wigan Athletic match in August when around 50 people were involved in violence in Westhoughton
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Jack zaman
2 years
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says about not turning on the players… but these shit bags deserve dogs abuse. Absolute fucking dogs abuse. Get them out the club and make sure we are heard
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Jack zaman
11 months
@DWindass10 @TommyCoyle89 Deano that reads as if Tommy coyle has died
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Jack zaman
2 years
What it’s all about init… big lads first challenge cup final tomorrow. Happy birthday son #ChallengeCup #ChallengeCupRugby #WiganWarriors #cherryandwhites
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Jack zaman
3 years
Good to see Leeds away landed in the right hands 🖤
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Danny Procter
3 years
Great turn out today MUFC
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Jack zaman
9 months
Just found out this Sunday league team beat Oldham yesterday. Doesn’t even look like a football team 😂😂mad
@HendonFC
Hendon Football Club
9 months
The chairman’s man of the match goes to the whole team 👏🏆 #TheDons 💚
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Jack zaman
1 year
Give them 350 grand a week. Let them act like bell ends turn up late and disrespect the manager… give him a dressing down and ohh god forbid. Throw the Mentle health card about get to fuck. What a world we’re in with these fucking Fanny’s who earn millions.
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Jack zaman
3 years
Got time for it . And not one cunt tried to turn him in
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Lew
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Yes kid!
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Jack zaman
2 years
@DirtyFootbaIIer Lad in the red pull out off 50/50z lad in blue has both feet planted after taking ball and man. Proper tackle. Player in reds makes it worse being out. Your always gunna get hurt if u pull out of a tackle
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Jack zaman
2 years
Benidorm is the greatest place on earth
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Jack zaman
3 years
Rashford just doesn’t look happy at all playing football. His timing, decision making, is so poor. And then u look at him like he looks like he could burst into tears🤷🏽‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Jack zaman
4 years
@jamiefoster22 Never happened
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Jack zaman
2 years
Oldham showing a true hero a welcome he deserves, rippy road is hammered #sirkev #kevinsinfeild
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Jack zaman
3 years
On to the next one. Third morgage at 33. Not bad for a daft tarmacer.😂😂👏🏻👏🏻🏡🏡
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Jack zaman
2 years
@FootyAccums @MikeKeegan_DM And his fall from grace signing for City and ruining his career
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Jack zaman
10 months
@Tyla @ladbible Thank fuck for that
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Jack zaman
7 months
Let me tell you. That is some ground. Last minute winners 😘 #floodlights #cityground
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Jack zaman
3 years
@ladbible If I booze Saturday I feel suicidal in work Monday 😩
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Jack zaman
5 months
Chuck in sending your baby to nursery so your mrs can go back to work. £68 quid a day £340 a week = £1360… country is absolutely fucked.
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Jack zaman
3 years
13 years ago in Moscow had to lend the grand off me nan for the trip. What a memory. The best 24 hours of my life. And wettest
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Jack zaman
2 years
I don’t think much in life comes close to the drug that is football. But them Wembley days are something else. They won’t be topped what a day
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Jack zaman
2 years
@Manutdfan2022 5 pints mate Thts all I’m saying.
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Jack zaman
4 years
That my friend. Is a broom handle mooser
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Manchester News MEN
4 years
BREAKING: A close-up image of the shotgun found lying in the road after a serious crash tonight. Police have shut the road off. Live updates
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Jack zaman
1 year
@BurneyMcr1 Might as well get Jesse lingard on there with them. I felt for Keane with them clowns
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Jack zaman
2 years
@WhatWeWitnessed The damage in the knee 😭
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Jack zaman
9 years
The boy.. Chilled out before weigh in.. #ready #andthenew @ant_crolla can not wait now #HighStakes http://t.co/nu4XG7ht7y
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Jack zaman
3 years
@themichaelowen Very creative Micheal… bet it’s been years in the making
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Jack zaman
4 years
@MENnewsdesk Grass on ur neighbour for having people round and they turn up mob handed... tell them ur house has been burgled and they not interested 😂😂😂
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Jack zaman
2 years
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Jack zaman
2 years
Ten hags fault that ronaldos been dropped and has had a shit World Cup. 😂🥲
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Jack zaman
4 years
Trafford centre was wall to wall packed today. But can’t sit in the quiet local with 4 of me mates.. #getthepubsopen
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Jack zaman
4 months
What a weekend. It gets better and better
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😆🦈🫣
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Jack zaman
2 years
Yorkshire pride for the breaky
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Jack zaman
2 years
Bottom of the premier league. Ownerships a shamble. Ronaldo eats alone. Brentford put 4 past us. Twitter talk about us. Talk sport all day. Nonces from across the world. And still sign Casemiro 😂😂😂🏌🏾mad #casemiro
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Jack zaman
2 years
What a way to bring the new year in being best man at my pals wedding ❤️happy new year people
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Jack zaman
3 years
Slag him all u want. But 6 minutes live tv. Unrehearsed, powerful.. that’s football
@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
3 years
Every. Single. Word. @GNev2 speaking nothing but the truth on Derby County’s crisis
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Jack zaman
3 years
Took my little girl to her first football clas this morning… her brother came and never once left her side. He went our of his comfort zone and looked after his sister… I’m so proud ❤️
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Jack zaman
2 years
A thousand pound they wanted. Fuck that we watch it for nothing.
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Jack zaman
4 years
It didn’t go down very well today me marching round the training complex in the black hat 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Jack zaman
2 years
Hahahahahahahahaha… this is why Leeds city was 5:30 on Saturday. When we went there it was a war zone.:: hahahahahahaha. Fucking ell. Amazing video
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Alex O'Donoghue
2 years
How tinpot can u be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jack zaman
4 years
Icelandic birds put some timber on Phil... amazing she’s took ur lad on. What a women...
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Phil Foden
4 years
Nice drive through northern quarter and saw this! 🤩 Amazing to show my son. Thank you @EASPORTSFIFA #FIFA21 !
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Jack zaman
2 years
Got time for it
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Jack zaman
4 years
Covids now becoming the easy route out to say fuck it I’m not going in work isn’t it.... kids need to be in school. But with a big union some of these teachers who arnt game for it can easy kick up a stink.. I can see a strike coming... 13 weeks a year off isn’t enough for some
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Jack zaman
3 years
@anthonyjoshua Have you hand layed 18ton of tarmac on freezing cold Thursday morning mate.
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Jack zaman
4 months
@NoelClarke Also find it baffling that gadd would play himself and relive that moment again in the show by acting it out! Surly u would want to forget that. Was it true, or fabricated to get people talking ?
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Jack zaman
2 years
Wasn’t like this when we we in school. But anyway. He’s buzzing he made the team. And so is his dad. Into em @bullybully8
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Jack zaman
3 years
😂😂😂😂
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Jack zaman
2 years
Twitter do your thing…. Woody has lost andy…. Please find a good home for him. @Trigger_789 @jackbrads @DavidUppermill @hamilton_jenson
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Jack zaman
1 year
@GNev2 It’s Tony adams sons mate
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Jack zaman
2 years
Not up on this editing shit but never been as proud for some one who means the absolute world to me
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Jack zaman
2 years
Sharpie and whitehead on the sharpie shuffle…. That’s proper United
@ProperUnited
Proper United
2 years
Sharpey pulling moves with the lads. #MUFC | #ProperUnited 🇾🇪
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Jack zaman
2 years
Can we talk about erikson on a free and his pace maker 😎
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Jack zaman
4 years
That’s enough for me. The captain of my club at full time in the worse derby ever... bunch of cunts. It’s gone hasn’t it. Footballs really has died pay these silly Yorkshire cunts over 150 grand. They are laughing at us
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Jack zaman
4 years
What a day.. 18 year old just passed my driving test. Drove to Anfield with Karl anderson... safe to say the car got chased out of Merseyside with him as passenger 😂😂😂
@marky_carter
Marky Carter
4 years
Bless a #MUFC Fans Timeline with this last Gasp John O’Shea winner against Liverpool at the Kop end 😍😍😍
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Jack zaman
9 months
I do miss all those local inbred clubs in the prem. Bolton Blackburn Wigan. Always decent away days. Enjoyed it last night big allocation and nice to see the old faces.
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Jack zaman
11 months
@SabjiHunter @CrimeLdn So much going on. Soon as he messed with the food boss man lost it. And one copper blagging 6 month on the sick
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Jack zaman
4 years
Fucking Bob geldof at it... 16 minute hatrick... starving the Germans but feeding Britain. Mother Rashford... knight the cunt 👑 #ManchesterUnited
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Jack zaman
2 years
Mulligans
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Jack zaman
1 year
It’s fucking ten past 9 on a Saturday morning and the world number 1 and liv golfer are on there way back to the club house 9 down hahahahahahaha #RyderCup2023
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Jack zaman
4 years
Let’s get it right... we’re above city on the same games... we’re fucking terrible and ole out... pep signs a new deal and he’s built that back 4 with half bill... still united on the lips
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Jack zaman
2 years
In the best curry house around oldham and just thinking about doing a cobra boom. @RealRomfordPele #saffron
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Jack zaman
3 years
😂😂😂😂😂
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Jack zaman
2 years
Not walked out of here with that feeling for a while… abit of fight that’s all it’s took… left back a gem #youscousebastards
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Jack zaman
3 years
Different he was u won’t see another like him
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Jack zaman
2 years
@ag_recruiter Big lad didn’t fancy it did he hahaha giving it all the mouth til one slapped him in the chops 😂😂😂
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