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David Halford
8 months
@ScarcityStudios I thought he was a dogs ear
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David Halford
2 years
Why don’t city fuck off home #cancun reds 🍾 🥂
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4 months
For he’s a jolly good fellow ⁦ @AKBets
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David Halford
3 years
Why is solskjaer sat down it’s the QF of the fa cup with a SF spot against Southampton next !!!!! Get off your ass and encourage complement scream MANAGE
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David Halford
2 years
The pleasure the privilege was mine ⁦ @bootlegger1974 ⁩ 🐎🐎
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David Halford
5 years
⁦big price !!!
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5 years
Above uppermill
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David Halford
2 years
@ActivePatriotUK So 220 rooms that can now not be filled by customers the knock on effect huge for the city centre restaurants , bars , shops etc etc
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David Halford
2 years
Still locked in
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David Halford
2 years
Lovely couple xx 😘 glad you guys have come out after all it is the year 2022
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Darkey
2 years
Madrid (A) 💙
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David Halford
9 months
@UtdHenry Wait until we sign chicarito in January 🤷‍♂️
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David Halford
4 years
Both me and Gilly will donate £250 a piece @albion_tap we don’t really do go fund me so grab the reddies off Gilly @jholden90 @jackbrads @hallyrealranger @Trigger_789 @Lucytoots97 @amaders the proviso now is you have to all behave for 12 months !!!!!!
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Saddleworth Rangers
4 years
Great effort from the lads on their ride in support of our chairman Shane Jocky Wilson who’s poorly at the moment. Please sponsor if you can:
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David Halford
4 years
Boris just fuck off
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David Halford
2 years
Madrid bound
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David Halford
4 years
Gotta look after the vulnerable pizza and ⁦ @bootlegger1974 ⁩ pilsner ⁦ @jackbrads ⁩ care in the community ⁦ @bcoleman1989 ⁩ ⁦ @26Royston ⁩ x
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David Halford
2 years
Like phil and Gary Neville have u ever won the treble have u fuck
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David Halford
5 years
@youngy18 The wife’s bet does this qualify ??
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David Halford
3 years
£734.75 I’ll round it up to £750 see you guys Thursday a big thanks to the regulars at the hare n hounds and @albion_tap
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David Halford
3 years
Figure to follow @KershawsHospice
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David Halford
4 months
Joyous scenes ⁦ @LawlorsNaas ⁩ GSI
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David Halford
1 year
Dubai reds ✅✅
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David Halford
3 years
It’s gonna be a good day
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David Halford
4 years
@sid_lambert A week off school left United on a coach 5pm well over 100 coaches in convoy on return my absence letter from my dad was David was absent from school this week as he was in Rotterdam watching Manchester United lift the Cup Winners Cup
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David Halford
4 years
Something has to give with the pubs where I live every coffee shop open v busy all weekend using pub benches to drink coffee on !!!!! What does it matter what you have in your hand ?
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David Halford
3 years
We’re the pride of Manchester
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David Halford
1 year
🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪 Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army! Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army! Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army! Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army! Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army! Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army! Erik ten Hag’s Red & White Army!
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David Halford
3 years
@StuartHamer1 ⁩ out of the park and only just warming up !!!!
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David Halford
1 year
Representing my good friend Fawzi nass
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Byron Coleman ⚽🦉
1 year
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David Halford
2 years
Another quiet evening
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Stuart Hamer
2 years
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David Halford
2 years
Ireland 1 Dave nil
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David Halford
2 years
Costa Adeje reds ☀️☀️☀️
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David Halford
5 years
Ah well 10hr round journey done 4 figures in but met ⁦ @racingblogger ⁩ every cloud #willbeanother day horse bled so can put a line thru
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David Halford
4 years
7 cases greenfield and uppermill population 10000 0.07% no fatalities surely has to be done on postcode !!!! Not just NORTH !!!!
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David Halford
4 years
On the par 5 13th 488 yards ⁦ @SeanBradley8 ⁩ ⁦ @andyjh9 ⁩ ⁦ @26Royston
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David Halford
2 years
Happy 60th Ian !!!!! Benidorm completely took over ✔️
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David Halford
6 months
@jholden90 ⁩ ⁦ @bootlegger1974 ⁩ it’s gonna get messy
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David Halford
11 months
Adeje reds
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David Halford
3 years
Wrong shaped ball and freezin hey ho
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David Halford
4 years
Lockdown not worked. Social distancing not worked. Masks not worked Tier systems not worked Washing hands not worked. You can���t defeat a invisible threat
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David Halford
4 years
@stewkil ⁩ do it for dan be nicer washed down with a nice cold pimms or cold fizz at York 🍳🍳⁦ @lawlorshotel
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David Halford
4 years
@bootlegger1974 ⁩ your free bet awaits
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David Halford
4 years
Do pickled eggs and ploughman’s lunch packs entitle me to become a restaurant ???
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David Halford
4 years
40 min walk from Costa Adeje So treated myself to my fav mojito mojito mojito mojito mojito
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David Halford
3 years
Shoulders dropped ⁦ @deetr44
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David Halford
3 years
Donations buckets at hare n hounds uppermill today all donations for @KershawsHospice #come on England
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David Halford
1 year
Viva ronaldo
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David Halford
11 months
We go again lol
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David Halford
4 years
Happy birthday pal @albion_tap free growler Saturday ??
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David Halford
4 years
What score is UTD WiFi slow ⁦
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David Halford
2 years
@Ascot ⁩ looks amazing ⁦ @racingblogger ⁩ plenty of bars to go at
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David Halford
2 years
@racingblogger ⁩ ⁦ @ClaytonHotels ⁩ awesome
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David Halford
4 years
@AlokSharma_RDG Only 66 million live in the uk are we having 5 each ???
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David Halford
9 months
Lovely hotel kings head Richmond luckily paid for it b4 sedgefield the bookies are on fillet steak tonight ⁦ @PgarrittyPaul ⁩ ⁦ @bkracing123 ⁩ ⁦ @MikeEckley4 ⁩ it’s only ever borrowed lol
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David Halford
4 years
Barca 94 lost 4-0 right to left me Dave Farrell irish Brian my dad Steve stiles graham may derek rowbotham Ian woods Lorret de mar on rothwells coach 30hrs I think 🤮🤮 @51sock yes it was £100 a goal as u used to remind me
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David Halford
1 year
Proper ⁦ @Cartmelrace
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David Halford
3 years
En route to Windsor races in the company of queen and country #proud
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David Halford
2 years
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David Halford
3 years
FA CUP 1990 first leg vs Crystal Palace 3-3 watched the replay in the sun inn as my sister won the battle for the replay ticket lol
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David Halford
3 years
@Davidbe67219368 Thanks pal such nice thoughts David x
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David Halford
11 months
We go again ⁦ @azscholes
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David Halford
3 years
Can somebody explain how you can go into a bookshop read a chapter put the book back and walk out go to m and s try a jumper on and put it back on the shelves yet don’t stand up in a pub 4000 indoor rave yet pub canopies 50% open #complete guessers
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David Halford
4 years
Lovely tier 3 thanks Boris you melt
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David Halford
3 years
To donate not to run it btw
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David Halford
3 years
Count me and Gilly in 👍👍
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David Halford
7 years
@UtdBeforeFergie Just on a flight back from Dublin with a member of uniteds staff they have been laying wreaths todays was billy whelan
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David Halford
1 year
Prodigy HT entertainment
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David Halford
2 years
@TalkTV We have approx 1 million plus approx 1200 a day coming in 10 planes a day with 300 on My maths reckon within 18 months zero I’m available for consultation work as that has just took me 2 mins !!!!
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David Halford
2 years
GSI cos I ain’t surfacing 2nd half
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2 years
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Tom Williams
2 years
@StuartHamer1 @DavidUppermill I’M LOVING ANGELS INSTEAD
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David Halford
4 years
Cuban reds
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David Halford
1 year
Pit stop after a grueller
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David Halford
1 year
@StuartO12607875 ⁩ secret pie shop Redgrave street the best since Crusty cob ancoats
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David Halford
3 years
Lamb chops nap with apple pineapple mint mango and garlic chilli dips to accompany!!!!!!
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David Halford
3 years
@AshasManchester ⁩ ⁦ @BenStarSports ⁩ it’s 10/11 each of 2 which is the best Indian in Manchester this and ⁦ @Dishoom
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David Halford
2 years
Wot a motley crew
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David Halford
1 year
Coming soon to ⁦ @albion_tap ⁩ thankfully our good friends ⁦ @SeanBradley8 ⁩ Venda valet providing initial stock
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David Halford
4 years
@StarSports_Bet ⁩ ⁦ @BenStarSports ⁩ touch of class
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David Halford
3 years
Happy whit Friday 10am not 07:30
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David Halford
3 years
The gift that keeps giving
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Jarred
3 years
BREAKING: Manchester City supporters have also broken into the Ethiad and are now protesting! [ @SkySports ]
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David Halford
2 years
Dishoom soho top class
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2 years
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David Halford
2 years
Scissors required trim the fat warburtons lurpack brown sauce then PUB
@bootlegger1974
Bootlegger
2 years
Canna beat a bit of bacon on a Sunday morning
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David Halford
3 years
Impressive surroundings
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David Halford
1 year
Looks electric !!!!!
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David Halford
1 year
@racingblogger ⁩ had worst sat afternoons
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David Halford
4 years
You have to isolate from Tenerife Saturday yet it’s safe to come back from Saudi Arabia and Botswana you’ve gotta love these clowns now giving you 35hrs to get home @PgarrittyPaul that’s what come out of the lucky dip bowl today WALOFS
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David Halford
2 years
@lawlorshotel ⁩ the best breakfast in naas ⁦ @racingblogger
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David Halford
3 months
Impossible to walk past !!!!
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David Halford
4 years
10 12 14 deep in coffee shops today but of course coffee puts a shield round you utter tripe !!!!
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Albion Tap
4 years
Sadly, we have taken the decision to close Albion Tap from 10pm tonight, and just open for takeaways only, due to the ever changing regulations, thank you everyone who supported us we will see you all on the other side ..but note we will still open for takeaways and Growler fills
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David Halford
1 year
@RacingPost Chester may meeting York Dante meeting Royal ascot meeting All down by plenty It’s a common trend Punters want value for money and without a doubt 7 races !!!!!!! They feel short changed with 6 Imagine football just dropping to 80 mins !!!
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David Halford
2 years
Banana split at Gordon Ramsay oh my god x
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David Halford
2 years
@51sock ⁩ you’ve never seen 1 lmfao
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David Halford
3 years
@hallyrealranger ⁩ ⁦ @StuartHamer1 ⁩ you’ve had 9 months practice now big stu
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David Halford
2 years
Wooo lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky Lancashire 🌹
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David Halford
3 years
2 for 1 on Sunday aswell 👍
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Michael Norbury
3 years
Lovely touch from @DavidUppermill offering 99p pints on Monday in honour of Prince Philip. True patriot.
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David Halford
2 years
What a cunt of a man @StuartO12607875
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Keith Burge
2 years
Two years ago, the Cheltenham Festival turned out to be a Covid super spreader event. I fear that history might be about to repeat itself.
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David Halford
1 year
2017 / 2023
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David Halford
4 years
@PgarrittyPaul ⁩ ⁦ @26Royston ⁩ Cheltenham the masters 28 deg and mojitos ⁦ @jholden90 ⁩ thoroughly can recommend
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David Halford
2 years
@jackbrads @jmorrison_13 @tofty7 No tellies by the pool apologies
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David Halford
2 years
Some founder members there
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dave farrell
2 years
Formally The North Manchester Branch/ Sun Inn
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David Halford
1 year
@LawlorsNaas ⁩ if in doubt tickle the goats town halls
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David Halford
2 years
Regarding young mr Kerr muse granby commercial red lion will be seeing a lot more of him the said gentleman does not know how to behave
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jack bradbury
2 years
@StuartHamer1 Get him banned @DavidUppermill he’s had more chances than @oliver_kerr
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