MrsJenzyJenJenzinita AARP NERD
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Mom. Wife. Headbanger. Teacher. I was here before computers. #horror #ReadingRecovery #MentalHealth •Surgery Aficionado #FrightClub
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RT to pin. This is lovely. Thanks again, Geoffrey. 😊
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#PopularMovieCliches
Walk over very slowly, and touch the thing you think is dead. It's not.
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#DumbThingsIDidInHighSchool
I had a white, plaster cast on, well, actually, both of my arms (roller skating) and made answers to the Spanish test look like signatures on my left arm cast. My teacher saw it, and I didn’t get one F, I got two F’s. Ouch.
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When you go out to lunch with your friends and your medical problems take up half of the conversation is a
#SignYouKnowYoureGettingOlder
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Welp, I just took a selfie. I’ve been through two C-sections, heart surgery, endometrial cancer with a FULL hysterectomy, and spinal surgery as a result of chemo. I’m fifty-fucking-two mother fucker. 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻
Oh yea-23 years of teaching K-6 grade.
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@joeygllghr
I went to school during the day and worked until two AM as a waitress a lot of weeknights and every weekend to pay for college. Just shut up.
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#NowThatTheHolidaysAreDone
we can look forward to July fourth stuff showing up in Walmart tomorrow.
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Hi Twitter Peeps. My son was riding his bike and broke his arm so badly he had to be sedated to move the bone back together. We are in the “clean” part of the emergency room. Please say a little prayer for my 17 year old klutz. He totally takes after me, poor guy. ❤️🙏
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@KamalaHarris
We want CURRENT ISSUES discussed. Please. In 1972, my sisters and I were bussed an hour away from our home during LAUSD’s bussing program. I taught in one of the toughest areas of Los Angeles for 17 years. I’m white. Do I count, or am I null and void?
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#ISpendTooMuchTime
with my head in the freezer trying to keep my hot flashes from speeding up global warming.
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#SignYouKnowYoureGettingOlder
Who remembers The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog? TYPING CLASS!
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#DumbThingsIDidInHighSchool
We had a pickle eating contest in the quad, and I won! I also ended up in the ER getting my stomach pumped. Good lord.
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#StupidQuestionsForYourTeacher
Are they your brothers?
*True question from one of my 2nd graders while looking at poster of presidents.
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#IHateToAdmitItBut
I take a 20.00$ bill from my hubby's wallet sometimes. When he's confused about it, I blame it on his age.
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Dear Twitter friends whom I love and adore. I just found out I'm still in remission. It's a mighty fine day!
#cancersurvivor
❤️🌺
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#StrangeWaysToAnswerThePhone
Press one for Freddy
Press two for Jason
Press three for Damien
Press four for Lindsay Lohan
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#IWonTheLotteryAnd
I’m gonna rent out Disneyland for my special needs niece, Samantha, and all of her friends.
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About five years ago, I took this picture of myself a few months after my cancer diagnosis. TODAY, in the midst of the pandemic, I found out my scan yesterday is good!
5 YEARS AND CANCER FREE!
Thank you to all of my Twitter friends and my special cancer buddy,
@zvjezdanpatz
!
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#NewDisneyQuarantineRides
The People Move the Hell away from Me Ride
*Yes, I know it’s not there anymore. I’m old.
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#MeAtTheGym
After two years of being sidelined by cancer and neck surgery, here is my before and after. It’s been 18 months back at the gym, and I thank my body for letting me go every day.
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#MentalIllnessMisconceptions
That’s it’s not an illness. It is. It’s real. I’m a cancer survivor, and this is what I say-My depression will kill me before cancer. Thank God I can afford the right help. Thank God I found the right doctors.
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#DumbThingsIDidInHighSchool
Driving my super cool Datsun B210 stick shift to school with the muffler dragging on the ground. What the hell did I know?
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I need an Emotional Support Canadian now. This put me over the edge. What in the world is going on? What?
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#ScareADisneyCharacter
ATTENTION ALL PRINCESSES!-We all get older and go into menopause. Yea, enjoy that waistline now.
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#MyBiggestPetPeevesAre
there, they're, and their. We went over their to see they're new car. There so lucky! See what I mean,?!.
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The thing about an
#earthquake
is when one starts, you never know if it’s going to take off and go full-blown Northridge or not. That’s what makes me so scared.
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#MansplainWomenProblems
You see, menopause is when the reproductive part of your body is not productive anymore. It’s kinda like God is telling you to accept you’re becoming old and to put up the caution tape. *
*I seriously just asked my husband to explain this.
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