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Kendrick Lamar's performance at the Grammys 2016 — This feels like a good time to bring it back to the timeline.
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I’m hearing Mikel Merino recreated his dad’s goal celebration from 3 decades ago which he did after scoring IN THE SAME STADIUM! Football is so beautiful and so insane. Like, how?!
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Coming to Barcelona soon 😂😂😂
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Increíble! 🤯
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Messi is just going round the US selling out stadiums like he’s Taylor Swift. 😂
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Noni Madueke after Palmer scored that penalty.
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I think this La Liga season was more about Real Madrid being exceptional than Barcelona being poor. For context, Barcelona and Arsenal lost the same number of league games this season but you can see how differently both campaigns are perceived on here.
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Remember when they gave Tekno strong eba? 😭
@MorrisBaker_
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Fooling too much for 2020 😂.
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This De Bruyne performance against Romania might be the best from an outfield player at Euro 2024 so far. Only Fabián Ruiz against Croatia comes close. KDB was unplayable from minute 1 to minute 90!
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Why did Onana push the ball straight back into the danger area? 😭
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Same opponents, same situation, very different outcome. You can blame Neuer, Tuchel, Kimmich, and whoever else for bottling it, but let’s not act like the referee didn’t drop the ball there. And in the biggest game of the season, too. It was disgraceful.
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De Bruyne was running, dribbling, tackling, winning duels, creating, and still managed to score the all important second goal. Captain Fantastic! 🫡
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Hate him or love him, I’m sorry, you just have to respect Vini. One thing about him is that he never hides.
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@MusialaEra Bro! 😭
Both FCBs are going through it today. What a day. 😂
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@Sabineshouman Said the same thing. This is his ideal situation. 😂
Napoli have failed to qualify for Europe. If they manage to get Antonio Conte, I’d say they have 3 fingers on the Scudetto already.
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Madrid fans are going to start telling you that England qualified because of Bellingham. Just watch. 😂
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@themadridology Said the same thing. Too hard. 😂
The last paragraph is so hard. Is it as hard in Portuguese or is it just the translation?
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@LyesBouzidi10 Reference:
@themichaelowen
Michael Owen
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That finish from Darwin Nunez yesterday was insane. I can’t stop watching it. And I can’t begin to explain how difficult a skill that is. Moving at pace, the ball running away from you, being inside the box with no room for error. Incredible. BUT, it is also further proof that if
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Cristiano Ronaldo crying during halftime of extra time is so embarrassing, man. Game is still nil-nil, you’re still favorites, and you still have momentum. Why would you, the captain, be showing such an obvious sign of weakness with 15 minutes of football still to play?
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Evangelos Marinakis is probably the happiest man in the world right now. Buying your hometown club and bringing them their first ever European trophy is something you can only dream of as a kid. The Beautiful Game!
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Kane is the only one everybody on here feels comfortable slandering in spite of the result or performance. This man is on for another Golden Boot in a major international tournament, and everybody is still asking for his head. I don’t understand it.
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@nealmaupay_ You have to love him. 😂
Neal Maupay’s first job is being a professional hater and troll. He moonlights as a footballer. 😂
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Leverkusen v Madrid this season would have been the most satanic fixture ever. We would legitimately have seen an apparition of the baphomet and the all seeing eye in the middle of the stadium.
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@M4TTH3WMURD0CK It’s too normal for Dominos UK, please.
@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
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things that disappear - slices of our pizza - ⁠Haaland in big games
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Richarlison is a seasoned hater. Wherever he finds himself, he quickly adapts. When he was at Everton, he didn’t miss an opportunity to troll Liverpool. Now he’s at Spurs, he’s doing the same thing to Arsenal. He’s so dedicated. 😂
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@brfootball Context 😂
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Why’s Konaté always pulling Mbappé’s ear? 😂
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@FelipePMoya WHAT?! 🤯
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@NoToDope It’s literally edited.
I can’t believe everybody is losing their minds over edited photos. 😂
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Napoli have failed to qualify for Europe. If they manage to get Antonio Conte, I’d say they have 3 fingers on the Scudetto already.
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@rajsinghchohan @tacticalfouling Most dribbles completed in a Champions League final since Messi and you say it was ineffective?
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Most of these players you guys hold as untouchable legends only have that status in your heads cos you didn’t watch them play week in, week out, so a lot of their horrorshows went under the radar. Current footballers are under scrutiny 24/7; they can’t afford to have bad games.
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Conte is a league specialist. Only one of 3 coaches to ever beat Pep to a league title. First coach to win a Scudetto without losing a game the entire season since the Serie A expanded to 20 teams. Has won league titles with 3 different clubs. Helped Bari gain promotion to
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@R1FCB Wonders.
Rüdiger on Fermin is not a pen? I’ve seen wonders in this Clasico, to be very honest. 😂
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@MKTIRB See why?
Referees need to start giving post match interviews, man.
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Both FCBs are going through it today. What a day. 😂
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I’m hearing Mikel Merino recreated his dad’s goal celebration from 3 decades ago which he did after scoring IN THE SAME STADIUM! Football is so beautiful and so insane. Like, how?!
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@Gideoomatic This guy in particular. Always squaring up to players, too.
La Liga has too many bad refs. This guy particularly moves like a power-drunk dictator.
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“Akan make senzovee” 😭😭😭
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The last paragraph is so hard. Is it as hard in Portuguese or is it just the translation?
@vinijr
Vini Jr.
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Muitos pediram para que eu ignorasse, outros tantos disseram que minha luta era em vão e que eu deveria apenas "jogar futebol". Mas, como sempre disse, não sou vítima de racismo. Eu sou algoz de racistas. Essa primeira condenação penal da história da Espanha não é por mim. É por
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@AFCRoi
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Name that one player who'd still miss
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@Trujista Cancelo made folks think he was top.
Now this is the Dembélé we all know and love. That one against Barcelona was a clone.
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That word “aura” is one of the worst things to happen to the beautiful game of football.
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@cagiago_ Did I not say it? 😂
Doku is playing left wing today and has been rattling 26-year-old Andrei Rațiu all game, but watch that account come and spin the narrative that he has been up against Bancu on the other side. And of course, everybody will eat it up as always. 😂
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“Injuries kept him out in the wilderness for long enough, but as if predestined, on Easter, Jesus rolls Stones away and rises to conquer City. Indeed he has risen; Jesus, the savior of Arsenal has risen!”
@Afc_Seann
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Peter drury saying “ and on Easter Sunday Jesus has risen to give arsenal the lead at the etihad” 😍😍😍
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@Trevorlloyd92 Talked about this before.
I feel bad for goalkeepers. They keep being hit with all sort of restrictions when it comes to penalties, but the kicker can still wait a whole year before he strikes. So unfair.
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There’s a way that Musiala evades his man after he takes them on that makes his dribbling much more effective. Many dribblers get the ball past their man but don’t manage to get their bodies past as well. Musiala seems to often have a way around that, which is what makes him
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I need whoever is in charge of the camera to start giving the Albanian women in the stadium more screen time. Less 1-2s on the pitch, more 9/10s in the stands.
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@rajsinghchohan Once he brushes up that finishing, he’ll be unstoppable.
Lamine Yamal has a very obvious weak point — finishing. He really needs to work on that. If he does, he’d be complete.
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@Slimesteiger You guys need to chill on him. 😂
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I’ve been looking for this one. 😭
@MorrisBaker_
Morris Baker
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Fooling too much for 2020 😂.
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Bale is actually too funny. 😭
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@JovanRMFC Once again…
That word “aura” is one of the worst things to happen to the beautiful game of football.
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The media has succeeded in forcing Griezmann into the conversation. In 2021, Messi finished as top scorer with 30 goals in 35 games. He also had 9 assists. But he finished 3rd, so they gave MVP to Oblak who conceded 25 goals that season. No wahala.
@UgoOsinobi
𝚄𝙶𝙾𝙲𝙷𝚄𝙺𝚆𝚄⚡️
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Marc-Andre ter Stegen or Antoine Griezmann for La Liga Player of the Season? 🧤🇩🇪🌟🇫🇷 Who actually deserves it more?? 🤔👀
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Ronaldo fans are saying Ronaldo had a great game and Bernardo didn’t. Meanwhile, Bernardo made as many key passes, completed more dribbles, and won more duels than Ronaldo. Oh, and Bernardo didn’t miss any big chance, unlike Ronaldo. Makes you think.
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@oyasum14 Said it already.
Barcelona fans are the reason it’s now cool to slander the club and players at the slightest thing. If there’s a Barcelona player, coach, account, or decision getting slandered for nothing, Barcelona fans will always be front row.
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@MarcusKnowsBall I was BEGGING! 😭
I need whoever is in charge of the camera to start giving the Albanian women in the stadium more screen time. Less 1-2s on the pitch, more 9/10s in the stands.
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Bellingham against his former club in a final being played in this home country. This is the Juderby!
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You guys need to do whatever to stop Xabi Alonso from joining Real Madrid. You thought Zidane was Black Magic? This one would be straightup devil worship, I promise you. 😭
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Someone just lost a possible place in a Champions League final because of bad officiating and this man is talking “100-point season” Madrid fans kill me, man. 😂😂
@MayankRMFC
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Just this season a similar incident happened against Real Madrid at Valencia. Where was the whole world then, we could have had a 100 points season. But just because its gone in our favour now, there are cries all around with shouts of VARdrid Hypocrisy
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@FelipePMoya Coincidences simply don’t come crazier than this. Wow.
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Madrid fans are going to start telling you that England qualified because of Bellingham. Just watch. 😂
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@IrishPropaganda @michaelobafemi_ His eyes were like “I hope nobody saw that” 😂
Who else saw Obafemi shake his own hand because Coleman didn’t take it when he stretched it out? 😂
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@frankirbydaily Exactly. This is exactly how it was.
Noni Madueke after Palmer scored that penalty.
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Doku is playing left wing today and has been rattling 26-year-old Andrei Rațiu all game, but watch that account come and spin the narrative that he has been up against Bancu on the other side. And of course, everybody will eat it up as always. 😂
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Why’s Konaté always pulling Mbappé’s ear? 😂
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By the way, that flag didn’t even go up “immediately” It went up after the linesman saw Müller trying to get to the second ball. It’s all so dodgy; unprofessional at best.
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@BetterCallAlba I mean…😂
Meanwhile, Spain: 😂😂
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@Zeshiro3 There’s that as well, to be fair. 😂
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And you can’t absolve the referee of blame because the linesman’s flag went up too early. Here, you can see the flag go up early, but the referee held his whistle, waited for the action to finish, and then went to VAR. It’s not rocket science.
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How Endrick played the full 90 minutes is still so baffling to me. The kid had just 24 touches of the ball and completed just ONE pass. 😭 For context, Alisson had two times more touches and completed 35 times more passes. 😭
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Has to be Alex on Thiago Silva. 😂
@wowthatshiphop
King Wow
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best feature on a song ever?
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Marco Reus. 3x Bundesliga Player of the Season. 6x Bundesliga Team of the Season. 1x Champions League Team of the Season. 1x UEFA Team of the Year. 1x Bundesliga Top Assist Provider. 2x DFB-Pokal winner. 2x DFL-Supercup winner. Leaving the Bundesliga a true hero. 🕊️
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@jb2fo8 Give him that POTS 😂
Ironically, this game helps Cole Palmer’s Player of the Season argument.
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@broztitute I mean…😂
If Gal Gadot called me, I would also say yes after 5 minutes.
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If Gal Gadot called me, I would also say yes after 5 minutes.
@iMiaSanMia
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Vincent Kompany said 'yes' to Bayern after 5 minutes of their first call on Monday [ @FabrizioRomano ]
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You misname a man just after a huge loss like that? You were certainly asking for smoke. 😂
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Ayoub El Kaabi was a carpenter in Casablanca as recently as 2014, but he has just scored the winning goal in a major European final to win Olympiacos their first ever European trophy. It’s stories like this that make football so beautiful!
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@BetterCallAlba Brother! 😭
How Endrick played the full 90 minutes is still so baffling to me. The kid had just 24 touches of the ball and completed just ONE pass. 😭 For context, Alisson had two times more touches and completed 35 times more passes. 😭
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@Priceless_MCI I said this when he was just returning from injury. He’s unreal.
If De Bruyne ends this season with the most assists in the Premier League then he should go straight into the Hall of Fame.
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Neal Maupay’s first job is being a professional hater and troll. He moonlights as a footballer. 😂
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Noni Madueke after Palmer scored that penalty.
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@utdddy Nah, he’s not. Onana has actually been the best player on the pitch today.
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@NealGardner_ He’s doing a Lewandowski. 😂
Sørloth with 4 goals against Madrid like Lewandowski in 2013.
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You misname a man just after a huge loss like that? You were certainly asking for smoke. 😂
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Scudetto, Copa América, Capocannoniere, Serie A MVP, Copa América Golden Boot. Lautaro Martínez has had a Ballon d’Or worthy season and I’m being so serious! It’s crazy that he’s hardly in the conversations.
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The Nigerians coming for Fabrizio for calling him “Mola Lookman” need to chill. That’s literally his Instagram handle. 😂
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@AbsoluteBruno You missed one.
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Barcelona fans are the reason it’s now cool to slander the club and players at the slightest thing. If there’s a Barcelona player, coach, account, or decision getting slandered for nothing, Barcelona fans will always be front row.
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Kroos created Barella pressed Fabián won duels Barella and Fabián scored De Bruyne did it all!
@Richy_McG
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Call it bias all you want but were people asleep for Barella’s performance against Albania or something? Kroos vs Scotland, Ruiz vs Croatia and Barella vs Albania is clear of what we just saw. I’m so confused?
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@PremLeaguePanel Serious threat!
Hate him or love him, I’m sorry, you just have to respect Vini. One thing about him is that he never hides.
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Messi is just going round the US selling out stadiums like he’s Taylor Swift. 😂
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