RT @BroKenSSB: @WeNeed2BanSonic 2nd at a major in Japan is like winning your 27th local track meet in pole vaulting

My main problem with “woke ideology” is that it wants to put all of these stupid books into schools. Naturally, I’m a big opponent of this cause. Teaching kids how to read instead of grinding Smash Bros and hitting Elite Smash is disgraceful. It makes me worried for the future.

@Tommy_Ciaciura @imESAM It’s so easy to tell when someone has financed their Smash Box

@imESAM Why would you set your profile picture to something you don't care for?

@EastIdahoSmash Thanks. Hope everything is swell in Des Moines.

Unsurprising. Rivers is a show stopping Diddy Kong player who just got ranked #1 in SRQ (Slang for St. Augustine).

@Peabnut @Kapn64 @Lucky_ssb_ @RobertPlant @steelers @MrPeanut @Whitesnake My pleasure. You’re a true Georgian hero.

@Lucky_ssb_ @RobertPlant @steelers @MrPeanut @Whitesnake No problem. Keep pushing the Piranha Plant meta.

@Kapn64 @Lucky_ssb_ @RobertPlant @steelers @MrPeanut @Whitesnake Seeing as he pilots Mega Man at a top level I would think he’d like to stay caught up with Smash news.

Pope reportedly Catholic

@RyotSSB Roy, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. Grind servers are for grinding. Getting worked up over what happens outside of Tier 2 (bare minimum) is time that could be spent grinding. Delete this

John, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. If I discover that my students are wasting valuable grinding time in favor of useless tasks such as the “gym”, they are barred from competing until they can prove that they have reversed all “progress” made. Delete this.

@JethFlaco @DuckyUnite Thanks, Jethro Tull. Almost feels like my work is underappreciated around here.

While I’m sure IMDb worked hard for this win, I’m seriously confused on why we’re wasting valuable time on Championship Sunday to watch Ultimate side events. Last time I watched the Super Bowl, I don’t recall having to watch junior flag football beforehand.

@TheRoflfox @kongmunism Roblox, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. While I do think people who “compete” in “doubles” are wasting their time, I would be enraged if one of my students lost their chance to compete. They each work 110 hours/week to pay for competition. Wasting that time is just cruel.

Pretty hard to trust this “tournament” with results like these. Making a player fight the entire region of MVD (stands for Maryland, Vermont, and Delaware) is pretty unfair. Even with this unfair matchup (MVD comprises of approx. 8 million people), they still lost. Embarrassing.

@scrungeonmaster Tony, I’m a youth Smash Bros coaching legend. I don’t have a problem with pronouns. The real problem is with “gamertags”. My students aren’t allowed to choose tags until I assign them after their first local win. Knights don’t knight themselves. Why should a player name themself?