Ace attorney so funny because the defendant will literally be a 17 year old girl called lovey dovey who makes food for homeless street dogs and they’ll accuse her of three accounts of murder while the real culprit is like three feet away w a name like “sir killsalot”
Someone reposted it on my tl but I can’t believe that one of ace attorneys hardest lines which I’ve referenced out of context in essays before is. Said by gumshoe referencing the blue badger
Everyday I think about how I was so serious in thinking that the trilogies big plot twist was gonna be Maya n mia being related to miles somehow. My evidence was these sprites looking similar
Arguably the funniest thing about the DGS stageplay is that they didnt even go for any illusionary makeup on the actresses, they said You’re getting sherlock holmes in full beat and you’re going to like it.
I think a lollipop can have the same powers as a cigarette if used confidently enough. Also it doesn't give you or the people surrounding you lung cancer so ,
Accidentally started turnabout countdown and I can’t believe we were genuinely accusing the 17 year old girl who uses a sunflower like an inhaler of blowing up a courtroom when there was a guy called “Ted tonate” in the crowd
MCC but everything is wrong. Nobody knows when it starts. People just have to pick teams as the games begin. hacking. and cheating are allowed. PvP is enabled in everything. Dodgebolt is they get every person on the server to compete via shooting rockets at each other
Why does nobody here get that trucys blue outfit isn’t meant to be her matching phoenix!!! It’s literally just Thalassas stage outfit!!!!! She’s copying her mom!!!
There’s this alternative cover done for aa5 that you can see in the art book (and some sources say you could also buy a limited aa5 copy w this cover) but it. Gets me every time because this JUST looks like a dating sim cover
I literally love this image so bad. Athena has pins of the widget emotions. She has a photo of her Apollo and Phoenix up. Apollo has a gavinners sticker and a Trucy sticker layered on top and what can be assumed to be reminder sticky notes aswell.. Phoenix is Phoenix.
Trying to blame the 14 year old over the grown ass man is crazy. “She might have manipulated him into being a pedophile” are you seriously this fucking dense? When I knock on your head is a hollow echo going to respond?
he’s a priest he’s a pr manager he’s a clown he’s a lawyer he’s elsa with a fake pair of boobs he’s a barista he’s a babysitter he’s a king he’s a jester he’s santa and he just did a stream ranking the worst places to be naked
Dual destinies party at my place
RULES:
Apollo fans = FREE
Athena fans = FREE
Phoenix fans(minus new oomf u chill) = $600
Simon fans = $20
Trucy fans = FREE
Fulbright fans = SHOT ON SITE
Hugh fans = $25
Themis girl fans = FREE
everyone else = depends
Ace attorney fans will see a perfectly platonic sibling like relationship between a female and male character and go hmmmmmm how can I make this romantic in the worst way possible
@ecstasydemon
Tumblr posts made at the dawn of time still get reblogged but it’s so rare seeing a tweet older than a couple of weeks stay in circulation…
Bringing back my fave post that I made in the middle of doing the cosmic turnabout where many people in my tumblr tags got confused why I left the pronouns the same
I don’t really think or agree with people who say beanix is written poorly. I’d argue he’s actually one of the best depictions on Phoenix. He’s an absolute ass and I think it’s the best thing takumi ever did with his character
Yamazaki randomly doing this thing where Phoenix hates Trucy is horrific. wdym Phoenix doesn’t do everything in his power to prevent her being sentenced to prison for murder or atleast come see her. What do you mean in the idea of his family in danger she is not his first worry?
@elytrafall
think about this reply a lot too when i have to get my blood pressure done or take medication because i absolutely hate them both but thinking maybe a streamer i watch and essentially look up to would be proud of me for doing that? gives you a nudge to face it
@mytest1JermaDog
i think the funniest comment ever made abt jack manifold was when someone described jack in these photos as “a gay man trying to relive his youth”
@trans_wrightz
In fairness I was also pissed off by sholmes at the beginning but this is because I was having a kazuma mourning moment and needed to be a misandrist for a moment but now he is like someone I would pick apples with in an orchard