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@2footshaft
Tom
4 years
Not surprised, she's not even facing the board.
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
4 years
Fallon Sherrock, who made history by beating two men at the PDC World Darts Championship, has narrowly failed to qualify for the 2021 tournament. 👉
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1 year
Nowhere near as good as his brother, Boyzin
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BREAKING: Brighton have confirmed the signing of Mahmoud Dahoud on a free transfer 🇩🇪📝
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6 months
No, they haven't.
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My daughter (15) and her friends have started using 'landlord' as a swear, like 'Shut it, you landlord', which is kind of brilliant.
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1 year
He'd still be alive if they'd aimed a Lil Tuda left
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14-Year-Old rapper Lil Tuda shot & killed in Chicago 🙏
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1 year
Nowhere near as good as her sister, Uphill.
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BREAKING: Ona Batlle will leave Man Utd at the end of her contract to join Barcelona 🇪🇸
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3 years
The Klitschkos have just made a video saying the Catterall robbery was the worst thing they've seen all week.
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3 years
@Tyson_Fury @DillianWhyte That's a tough wank
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7 years
"What do you mean, you've got no actual chocolate brownies?"
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5 years
@MichellePhelps @EddieHearn Don't panic, they only murder actual journalists.
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3 years
Travis is thinking 'If I pull his pants down it might lighten the mood'
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1 year
@Brikka49 @SkyNews Nothing compares to this tweet
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3 years
Just got thrown out of here for jumping around
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5 years
@anthonyfjoshua That's not what they say
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3 years
@Jeremy_Hunt Thank god you were moved
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5 years
@paulmasonnews Labour are the racists, Paul
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7 years
@SofieHagen I fixed it for you
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5 years
@MichelleDewbs @bbcquestiontime You can understand his frustration with Caroline Lucas though, she clearly doesn't understand how elections work.
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@2footshaft
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7 years
Coleman's injury was so bad, that Tony Bellew is lining him up for his next fight.
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5 years
It'll be in England next
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BBC North West
5 years
BREAKING: First confirmed case in Liverpool #Coronavirus
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5 years
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10 months
@BannonAine Which one of them stabbed those kids?
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5 years
@TonyBellew How many hours apart were these taken, mate?
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3 years
Ironic that when he fought Usyk he didn't step aside once
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@2footshaft
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6 years
Tyson Fury doing his bit for mental health awareness tonight, because everytime someone tweets that he should win it, I'm made aware of another mentally ill person.
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5 years
@theJeremyVine Episode 1358975 of "Why Remain lost"
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2 years
@Carl_Froch @jakepaul How can you put his head into orbit if the earth is flat?
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4 years
Klopp on MOTD incase you missed it
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4 years
Just put my photo through that app that makes you look like a woman
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4 years
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4 years
You've seen the 'Thrilla in Manilla'? Here's 'No marks in a car park'
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@2footshaft
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7 years
I wonder what Barry McGuigan is going to spend Josh Taylor's purse on?
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5 years
@Titchlar81 @scotty_JI @Brianzy21 😂😂😂 you'd get a Sports Direct mug on that.
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5 years
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3 years
Unfortunately Sky Sports got Sweet Caroline in the divorce
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5 months
@crookswizzzy Because you're a serious wanker
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@2footshaft
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6 years
@JJMcDonaghBoxer @MarcusMontana83 If we fight next week, which round are you going down in?
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@2footshaft
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3 years
*sigh*
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4 years
@ArchRose90 @demelo64 @afneil I'm assuming the rejoiners will be donating their vaccines to the Greeks?
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@2footshaft
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1 year
It's better than her blow jobs
Say something nice about my mothers cooking
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6 years
@ncustisTheSun @Uber Have they started to charge for excess weight?
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@2footshaft
Tom
3 years
They're called Snickers now
@Bex_Runs
Bex 🏃🏻‍♀️
3 years
I’m a fucking marathon runner!!!!
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@atokkers4 Spoken like a proper lightweight
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9 years
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4 years
@BrexitGina A desperate attempt to be noticed
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2 years
Khan on BBC Breakfast "Never gonna walk into a gym again, for a couple of weeks" Never fails to deliver
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4 months
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@JakeSee10 @TescoSam1 Beer doesn't really taste good anyway
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9 years
When TBE met MBE... http://t.co/2YcsqWTKxt
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6 years
@davidthewhiter1 Must be difficult to understand someone training really hard all the time to get to the peak of their sport.
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5 years
@anthonyfjoshua Some payroll that. When you lay them all off, just blame Brexit.
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1 year
@stevencarlin23 Green is an awful colour on you, pal
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5 years
@RolandRudd Of course another referendum would sort things out...
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4 years
@msm4rsh He should stay at home. Can't afford to be grout and about at the moment.
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6 years
@bbcthree "Uses free speech"? I think you mean "uses words"
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6 years
@chrisbraith85 @chrise7783 Slimani is going to raise them as his own
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9 years
@boxnationtv trying to subscribe to see the Rigo fight, but it won't accept my credit card. I'm having visa issues.
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6 years
Frankie Gavin had some balls in there tonight... Dough balls, they're his favourite starter.
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3 years
Saturday night Sunday morning
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6 years
Jamie Moore had United winning on points before the third goal.
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3 years
@boxingsecurity Superb bit of walking, Simon. Where did you learn that? Have you been doing it for long?
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3 years
Dessert Storm
@AbdulhaqOmeri
Abdulhaq Omeri
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6 years
@Samh147 @ant_crolla Some opinions are unpopular for a reason.
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6 years
Alex Ferguson would have beaten Haye tonight
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8 years
Dominic Breazeale's mother was asked how she felt about him fighting for a World title. Her reply...... "Who's Dominic Breazeale?"
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5 years
@19_AJ_57 In a dark dark town, down a dark dark street, in a dark dark house, down some dark dark stairs in a dark dark cellar, Gareth A. Davies lived
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6 years
Overheard: 7yo: What's twitter? 5yo: It's where mum goes to make up stories when she's got a book to promote.
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8 years
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1 year
One of the kids had to decorate an egg as an historical figure. This is what he came up with 🤦‍♂️
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2 years
@lord_brouhaha Is this why he prefers to go by "they" because he's as big as two people?
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10 months
@BannonAine It doesn't, but if those kids hadn't been attacked earlier, nobody would be rioting right now, would they?
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1 year
Nowhere near as good as his sister Su
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
BREAKING 🚨: Rennes accept a £55m bid from Manchester City to sign Jeremy Doku 🤝
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4 months
@HunterrInt @tomfgoodwin Explain how that bottle cap would have ended up in the ocean if it wasn't attached?
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3 years
Wouldn't say it to Tunde's face
@bigdaddybunce
Steve Bunce
3 years
Walked through parts of West London today - I have seen five men taking people on the pads in parks. Sorry, I have seen five men fleecing punters in parks. Real fighters could do with the work! Cowboys with pads.
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4 years
She'll sleep with anything that girl
@MirrorCeleb
Mirror Celeb
4 years
Katie Price in bed with mystery illness ahead of Junior's 15th birthday
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Tom
7 years
You won't want to come anywhere near boxing Twitter then.
@richardosman
Richard Osman
7 years
Politics Twitter is so much worse than football Twitter. And football Twitter is awful.
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8 years
Carl Froch has a bit taken off his nose... Announces comeback at Welterweight.
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2 years
@anthonyjoshua Practicing getting iced?
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3 years
Looking forward to the final chase
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3 years
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2 years
Conor Clen?
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5 years
@anthonyfjoshua Are all your family ducks?
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Tom
3 years
A huge Probellum for someone
@mickthehack
Michael O’Toole
3 years
BREAKING: major cocaine seizure in Dublin Port tonight. More than €20 million.
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4 years
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3 years
Black belt in Bukkake
@JaneMichael62
Dame Jane Michael
3 years
My daughters Jujutsu team , she's the only woman 🤣
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8 years
@TonyBellew are you calling another sportsman out for doing things for money, when you've signed to fight David Haye?
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5 years
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4 years
@JamesMelville Imagine getting upset at words on a screen.
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2 years
"I thought he loved me but he was only after a passport"
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4 years
Good job girls. I could eat my dinner off that floor.
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4 years
@TBEM80 @mediobentro Size 5 face on a size 8 head
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1 year
@BoxingFanatic_ Ironic that his wife was a leaver
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5 years
@scotty_JI @Brianzy21 How will she pay for the ear lobe reduction surgery now?
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9 years
Hats off to Buglioni... George Groves would have deleted his twitter after round 9.
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9 years
@Tyson_Fury @Klitschko The face that says you've been mugged off... #IBF
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3 years
He's the one that reported Greenwood to the police?!
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
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Welcome back to the grass, @TahithC 🙌
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Dickens gonna lose his modelling contract if this carries on
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