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‼️‼️GARFIELD OF SHEDTWT‼️‼️14, bong dildos, sillymaxxing, guniea pig and boyfriend!!! @burgerbunmaster

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3 months
MY #shedtwt intro 🤓🤓 - 14|| he/him - 🇵🇱||🇬🇧 - i love garfield so much ☹️ - I AM SO HILARIOUS. - i try to be active - bojack horseman... - i have a pet cat :3 ♡ / ↻ TO BE OOFMIES...pls #edtwt #shtwt #Garfield
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@2burgerbuns
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BREAKFAST WITH 80GRAMS PROTIEN??? AND UNDER 400CALS FUCKYEAG IM A GOD‼️‼️
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Food poll: pizza 😰 tw: maybe grosspo? But also cute? 😭 A 🧵 for #edtwt
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@2burgerbuns
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5 months
Food poll but its my fear foods 🥰🤗😜 A 🧵 for #edtwt
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hit 1k..!! LIKE GENUINELY THANK YOU but man fuck i hate this, the picture doesnt feel like me like who tf even is this? Im just gonna post and turn my phone off 🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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6 months
FOOD POLL: Biscoff🤞🤞 because its all i see on this app A 🧵 for #edtwt
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@2burgerbuns
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2 months
@cosmoticwl but she doesnr look over weight😭 she looks average
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@2burgerbuns
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2 months
i wish losing weight would be faster like wdym i cant lose 10kg from a 24hr fast
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@2burgerbuns
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11 days
I am deleting this account. none of you interact with me anymore so i guess it's time to say goodbye sorry but i’m sick of this and why are you still reading this anyway? everything's okay? you like me? should i push you against the wall and kiss you? you want that??
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@2burgerbuns
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24 days
do you guys ever get scared when messaging people that their just screenshoting everyhting you say and sending it to their friends and pretending to be your friend and they actually hate you and want to embarrass you and then laugh and now your disgusting and cringe🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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27 days
OKAY I AM 100% DOING A FACE REVEAL AT 1K‼️‼️‼️‼️
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@2burgerbuns
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gang i just realised there are actual people born after 2010 like....what?
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@2burgerbuns
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5 months
Do we fuck with the gratified
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@2burgerbuns
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10 days
YOU CAN BE ANOREXIC IN PROJECT ZOMBOID???
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@2burgerbuns
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i just realised men actually exist and its not just trans men 😭
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@2burgerbuns
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gang...👅👅
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@2burgerbuns
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My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️
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@2burgerbuns
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14 days
whos getting me pregnant??😋😋
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apparently u can burn abt 55,000 calories in child labor
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ARE AMERICANS EVEN REAL??
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@2burgerbuns
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394cals for 71g protein!! Actually kinda proud of this ngl
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@2burgerbuns
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gang...i got my account back‼️‼️
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@2burgerbuns
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6 months
My first ever food poll!!: random cute foods :3 A 🧵 for #edtwt
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@2burgerbuns
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15 days
at this point i might swallow a tape worm. best outcome? I lose weight!! second best outcome? I die!!
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@2burgerbuns
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2 months
me and who
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@2burgerbuns
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2 months
@hannshiinn cigarettes calm me down more, vapes just give me headaches but they dont leave a strong smell so its better if like i want to do it at home or whatever but mostly cigarettes
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@2burgerbuns
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27 days
Silly city hide from vacum cleaner with pony 🤓
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@2burgerbuns
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23 days
Holy fart i orgasmed at exaclty 3:33 but anyway please cheer im finally not depressed to jork it‼️‼️
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@2burgerbuns
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1 month
need to masterbate bc depressed can't masterbate bc depressed rt if you broke down sobbing.
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2 months
gang reply i wanna do something with yalls pfps
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@2burgerbuns
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24 days
why does porn just make me more sad like i wanna anal someone 🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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5 months
My mum called me fat for wanting to eat this she said she just didnt want me to be in pain from eating again but i just lost my whole appetite, i ended up eating the salad only. I wasnt even gonna eat the whole thing and the fact that she believed i would makes me feel fat
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@2burgerbuns
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i would actually kill someone for these
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@2burgerbuns
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25 days
why does holding pee in feel like a litreal dozen of vibrators breeding inside me.
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@2burgerbuns
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24 days
does my memory suck from weed or ana brain fog...
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@2burgerbuns
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24 days
guys create the other person so i can edit us together 😛
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@2burgerbuns
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5 months
Got a full meal guys🙀‼️ im just gonna focus on not snacking and binging so i might not count calories but be cautious of it? THIS SHIT MADE ME SO BLOATED THO WTF??
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@2burgerbuns
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Is city ugly 🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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24 days
i want someone to be my big spoon and kiss my shoulders and neck and massage my hair while my cats sleep on our feet and we just lay there together forever
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my mum just walked in on me smoking while butt naked peeing. 🙁 AND BLEEDING OUT LIKE COME ON MUM
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gang do we fw the spoon? this is it compared to a normal spokn
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2 months
My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️
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Hairy Flute?
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2 months
ugh oomfies interact...i swear i get so happy i might as well be orgasming
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2 months
577 oomfs...who will comment
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@2burgerbuns
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10 days
I just realised just bc uou have sex with someone doesnt mean you'll stay together forecer like what...? YOU'VE SEEN MY BUTTHOLE WDYM UOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMOTE?? Im terrified chat
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@2burgerbuns
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28 days
F-Fuckkkk~ moot.. *thrust* just like that- ah fuck yeah interact with me ... *thrust* *squelch* y-yeah~ reply to my- fuck to my tweet~ *thrust* you love it right? *fwop* commenting on my *thrust* posts huh....*thrust* such- ah such a good oomf...*squelch*
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@2burgerbuns
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13 days
BREAKING NEWS. Guys dick snaps off and he fucks himself with it.
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@2burgerbuns
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reply for this - ,, my first impression of you - ,, your nickname in my head - ,, closeness rating from 1-to-10 - ,, whether or not i like you - ,, what you are to me - ,, if you should also post this
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DID THIS GUY JUST SAY "yall have pepsi in britian??" ARE YOU FR??
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2 months
uhhhh grosspo?
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@2burgerbuns
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4 months
would you be my buddy buddy in a video game 😋
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@2burgerbuns
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okay so maybe im not excited for a face reveal im laughing but nervois ermmm scary
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@2burgerbuns
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i may or may not have threatened my therapist to od if she told my mum about what happened...i mean it worked but 😭😭
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alex bingo...i feel like my standards are low but also high like is this too much 🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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4 months
bestfriEND boyfriEND girlfriEND they all end . you know what doesn’t end ? the restrict to binge cycle rt if u cried
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@2burgerbuns
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2 months
REPLY WITH YOUR NAMES ILL DO IT WHEN I WAKE UP
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@2burgerbuns
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344cals 56protein got the big garfield plate out so you know i mean business 👅
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what does rhis even mean 🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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353cals with 65g protein...lowkey could have had more protein but whatever back on the grind
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if someone says garfield im killing myself. SO DONT SAY GARFIELD.
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15 days
lowkey imagine your fucking me and its been hours and i cant cum (wonder why 😒) and you pull out a fortnite double pump shotgun, shoot it in me and just before my pelvis explodes it hits my g spot perfectly and i die mid orgasm
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🙁
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gang does your body dysmorphia ever turn off and your like oh...ive actually lost weight like erm...what?
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4 months
i need a boy to hold me in my sleep or i swear im gonna slit my butthole open
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@2burgerbuns
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2 months
hello gang who will win bingo
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me when that one oomf likes all my posts
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gang i always thought this '<3' was just ':3' with closed eyes
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lowkey wanna do a face reveal now...
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@2burgerbuns
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if i do burn 3000 does anybody want my little youtube playlist that i use 😞
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Im gonna try burn 3000 cals today it'll only take 3 hours so i shpuld be done by 10pm
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asmr haters DNI. GET AWAY FRON ME.
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Hate americans like wdym i have to wait till 8pm to see oomfie 🙁
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@2burgerbuns
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yiipe 😁 i added the emojis ypu wrote too and explation marks just ignore how some are in capitals i write better in caps so i forget to write in lower case
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REPLY WITH YOUR NAMES ILL DO IT WHEN I WAKE UP
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tbh i think i could live without ny scale...but my food scale on the other hand?? I WOULD EXPLODE.
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@2burgerbuns
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26 days
So i didnt slit an arteyery i tried to hang mysekf but immediately pussied out i dont know i needhelp but i dont know how to ask for it i dont want to be here but i dont want to be dead but i do want to be dead im so lost i just want a hug i just need someone hoy shit
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@2burgerbuns
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Mein Twitter-Interaktionskreis ➡️
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its okay oomfies awake
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