Messi really signed out of European football in the best way ever
- Won the World Cup
- Won the Ballon d’or
- Won FIFA The Best. The GOAT fr 🐐
While your goat was chased out of his club 😂
@lifeofa_g01
This thread further proves my point — Women no dey forgive when you fuckup sexually for the first time
They can stop talking to you cos of that fuckup 😂
@EdmundOris
He won’t. Don’t know by y’all shaking. He won’t
He won’t score too many goals for Norway in seasons. That’s how I know he won’t.
Messi didn’t joke with his intl games in 2012. He scored alot for Argentina. Haaland won’t
On this app, if someone yabs you that you’re broke. Take it lower by telling them you’re even poorer than they thought
Trust me, it’s works every time 😂😂
It’s best to be “poor” on the app. As for me, I’m a shoemaker who needs customers and I’ve not eaten for 10 days 🥺
Thierry Henry had the most swag on the pitch I’ve ever see in a player no cap
His height, the way he walked, his reactions, the filthy goals he scored and his celebrations 🔥 🔥 🔥
Women test men daily under the guise of “ Let him show workings first” before this and that & we’ve accepted it lol
Better shut up and stop this pick me behaviour.
Let the men who wana test run their tests in peace. The game is the game
This “Stay Wicked” thing that ladies been trending for weeks makes me laugh ong
Cos if we decide to be actually and really wicked, una no fit stand tbh
@Letter_to_Jack
@Biodun_OG
This is different though cos opponents would sometimes disagree. It’s normal
We’re talking of from a player to a fan in the stands. That’s awful
I’m lowkey eager to see how Messi is going to play this season now that he’s completed football and won everything
A relaxed Messi is a very dangerous version.
Finally!!!! I’m not gon hear rubbish talk like “Put your UCL on the table”
We’ve started winning UCL and we’re going for it next season again. Y’all better be ready for this dominance
🗣️ C’mon Citeeehhhh!! 𝗪𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗜𝗧!!! 🩵🏆
If you’re fat, hit the gym. Stop lying to yourself that you’re thick. Deep down you know what you are
Being thick is different from being fat. You know it
The rate of divorce in this era continues to go up despite us seeing the “getting married to my best friend” caption repeatedly on wedding days 💀
Who’s fooling who?? Anyways I’m marrying my bestie 🥱
It’s the way Banky & Adesuwa replied the internet with family photos for me
No time for long epistles, or throwing subs on Insta & snap stories
If y’all talk again tomorrow, they will post another picture & act mushy in the comments
Moral of the story - Mind your business 😂
“I replied in my head”… “oh sorry I thought I already replied” ….. “I’m so sorry, i replied but I forgot to click send” etc etc 🥱
Lmao they don’t rate you and you’re not important like that 🤓
Why do people on this app take so much pride in bad behaviour, rudeness and classlessness??
Statements like … “Me I dey craze oo”, “You no sabi say I be mad person and my head no correct?’ etc etc
What’s wrong with most y’all?? Eww behaviour 🤢
You see how no one’s batting an eye at Potter & Chelsea since they’ve been spending crazy. I can’t see tears anywhere and that’s fine
Pls maintain this energy when City splash the cash in the summer. Pls maintain it. I don’t wana see one tear drop
T for Thanks
Lydia backtracked though. This weren’t the reasons she gave in the beginning. New people who just joined don’t even know how this started lol
#TheRidesOn
If you were amongst those who said Haaland is the problem, you have no right to celebrate his goals
Have some shame fr cos when shot dips you’d still blame him again
Have some shame
Stop tying to be a hard girl or stone hearted by force all in the name of “2023 is a different year” abeg 🥱 😂
E no fit you. Me and you know say you be softie deep down. Small thing now you go dey cry under pillow lmao
This babe on my TL stay one place lol
Today men are scum, Tomorrow you like this man, Next tomorrow stay wicked ladies, next week I can’t do without this man, next month single life is the best etc etc 🤦🏾♂️
Stay one place and pick one side 😭
Gotta put respect on Pep Guardiola’s name 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟!!!
Man continues to prove & show he’s the 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 Manger to ever do it 🐐
You can hate all you want, but deep down you know it’s true 🫠🌛
Y’all don’t know how crazy it is comparing a 35 year old Messi with a 24yr old Mbappe and Messi is still winning lol
Replace Messi stats with Ronaldo’s stats in this picture then you’d understand 😂
Women need to start holding their fellow women accountable. Look how that Brick Lady messed y’all rants up
Sometimes use your heads. Not every time emotions. Calm down & think sometimes
Connect dots. Not everytime men are scum, men are trash etc etc
Just see the mess now smh
If I’m not excited when I’m getting herstuff then she not the one. It’s one of the ways I know
I’m not talking bouh getting you stuff cos a man has to get his woman stuff, or to make you happy or to keep you etc. NO
I gottabe excited doing it. Like my love language typa shit 😉