My catch phrase for the year

@HazelAppleyard_ Elsa finds the most interesting sleep positions

@lurkerwaves No, we had a botanical line that had something similar but we just changed that (although I have some extras). Our charcoal mask is amazing though, helps with oil and my x-large pores like nobody's business 😅

@BasedZillenial It was too accurate a description honestly 😆

@wil_da_beast630 I'm sorry, I can't get past the last line 🤣🤣🤣 I know it's supposed to be an insult but 😆 I'm a proud Mighty Morphin Mayflower Maniac 😎 Who might make Taco Tuesdays a thing just for pettiness 😆

@oliveegger It's amazing how easy it is to tune them out after you have kids 😅 I swear they run on the same frequency 😆

@mrs_alyse @SantaDecides

@luinalaska

RT @_girlnamedblake: Co-signed by a creative right winger.

@smalltown_wife She likely slept with her slipper in her hand and her poor kids were too petrified to move

@Strangeland_Elf People who can't enjoy fantasy are psychopaths

@thisissavvy1 Don't bother wasting time with Mike here, he went up against @BumpstockBarbie and is pouting

@AniseNot Happened to us with hamsters 🐹 🥴 12 babies later...😅

@nosoup4knowles

@crochet_mom314 As a writer, she gives me the ick. People who can't enjoy fantasy are psychopaths

@RoyalBlueRapto1 As a writer, she gives me the ick. People who can't enjoy fantasy are psychopaths

@WildfireWhisper *coughs in Founding Fathers*

@nosoup4knowles Someone's adrenals are stressed 💀 Needs an OJ adrenal mocktail stat 🧃

@marycatedelvey Like...the random guy running around the psych ward in a white coat that everyone let's pretend is a therapist....? Otherwise I'm not sure how he's ever been cleared to advise anyone, least of all himself 💀