SAINT MARTIN™
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Before nyota yangu Iwake had these girlfriend who’s father was in the states na mambo Yao ya family VISA ikaingiana akaenda , I remember she came to see me last on 20th August 2020 Kama bado Yule connoisseur wa COVID mutahi kagwe anatisha na zile statistics zake.
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Tell Kenyans about your relationship with Njoroge karanja who was a suspect in Tob Cohen's murder. I have the receipts.
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I was discontinued from university and that took a toll on me.
I made a very stupid mistake at the end of my first year that led to my discontinuation from a top university in Kenya. I hadn't realised how privileged I was as a government sponsored student because...
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After Ruto has gone we will address vile Madem wataacha kuvaa pantie inaCover haga yote, even your mums are not doing that. Who are you sis?
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Some of you should learn how to handle the cl1t, hio nguvu unatumia kuisugua sana enda utafute pesa nayo!
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Spending your money on alcohol is 10 times better than spending it on a child that isn't yours in the name of father who stepped up!
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I'm going back to school on September after 3 whole years out in the cold but the thought of starting all over scares the hell out of me. I feel like I have wasted a lot of time. Seeing my colleagues graduate adds salt to the injury.
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Peter karanja Njoroge:
- was husband to Martha Wangari (current Gilgil MP)
-currently engaged to Mercy Nungari, former nominated MCA Kiambu county.
Peter was a suspect in Tob Cohen's murder case. He used to work in Kibaki's administration when he met Martha Wangari.
Tell Kenyans about your relationship with Njoroge karanja who was a suspect in Tob Cohen's murder. I have the receipts.
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@alkags
@WilliamsRuto
This are the guys who striked in schools for reforms, they will do the same for this country.
Viva.
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I used to date a girl in campus who stayed 3 hours away(Mombasa and Kilifi). One day she got upset because she had traveled all the way to see me and I was in an all-night study session (which she knew about) and couldn't be home to see her.
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Ukiwa abducted leo ukiwa maandamano alafu uone gari ikiingia Kware Police station:
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Kuna morio alikuwa ameoa kadem fulani but the marriage was never official but parents from both sides knew. Lakini wazazi hawakuwa wanajuana. Siku moja Suzzie wa Njoro aliamua amechoka na relationship na akaenda kwao. She insisted hadi akujiwe kwao ndio atarudi kwa Njoro.
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I am convinced that Ruto has never read the constitution that’s why he is used of making roadside declarations. He thinks just because he is the president anything he says will be law. His advisers should tell him we a constitution led country.
#RutoMustGo
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...because as I was looking for another uni so that I transfer I found out the self-sponsored pay a lot each semester. I could see my dreams get shattered before my eyes.
My mental health deteriorated because seeing my friends in school while I was at home was tough.
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kuna jamaa alienda sleepover kwa dem yake, kumbe mpoa ako na mpoa wake.
Mpoa wa dem yake alirudi 11 usiku, the funny thing ni ati dem aliambia jamaa aruke kutoka 6th floor ama auliwe😂😂😂.
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Chebukati and Kairo Aside, Now I understand why women are bitter with 'women house managers"..
Your husband and housemaid whenever you aren't around... [📷 in Thread]
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Married ninjas huwa tunapewa compliments huku nje alaf unastukia Gen Z amekuuliza 'uko na mtu?' unaangalia mtu wako unaona enyewe hapa sina mtu.
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Kuna dem anasema nimempea mimba na mimi niko safe days. Fear women my people
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I'm sleeping beside my babe tonight with my hands wrapped around his naked body.
You?
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Honeymoon ilikuwa ya kufungua sahani. Siku hizi sahani hukuja kama imepasuka😂😂
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Mtu ako apo
#PresidentialTownHall
aambie Bwana Rais that he was sacked as the Higher Education Minister for a Major Fraud Case.
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Hata ukue maskini wa mwisho, there is a lady ready to submit to you.. Usikae kwa relationship unaonyeshwa madharau bro.
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I really want to know the backstory of this picture, like what actually happened?
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Going office to office trying to get someone to listen to you proved futile. I had never been indiscipline all my life, this was my 1st and I was being punished hard. My parents supported me emotionally and mentally, to get thro' it but I could tell they were a lil disappointed.
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Single mums huambia their sons "apa itabidi tusaidiane" ju walishindwa kusaidiana na baba mtoto kulea kihii yao
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One thing with dating a kikuyu hutawai skia akisema ako na pesa.
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Lakini hasira ya kuona bibi akifanyia Pastor vitu zingine na wewe hajawai ata jaribu ndio inaweza fanya utandike mtu wa wenyewe vile Raila alitandikwa huko Mombasa.
Mama Jayden hupata pesa ya kuenda fellowship weekends na nikimwambia anikujie na Dunhill huwa anasema hana pesa.
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The committee that reviews re-appeals apparently does it in your absence. It had good news this time, my discontinuation has been lifted on humanitarian grounds. I guess I have the strange man in the corridors to thank for.
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Name of a person with this structure?
First Name . Surname.
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Kuwakumbusha tu hakuna gari husimama view point ukiona mpenzi wako amepost akiwa hapo ujuwe unakuliwa
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Wewe unadhani ako na hormonal imbalance kumbe ni mimba alitoa ndio maana amenyesha 3 weeks in a row
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What's your broke amount?
ile ukijua umefika apo wewe kwisha
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Kama hujipendi na huna options unaweza date dem mnono,no one will judge you bro
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I even started drinking, a lot and using all kinds of drugs to try numb the pain but it wasn't helping.
I had to find something to do to keep myself busy. I enrolled in a free online bootcamp to pursue a SWE certification and gained some valuable skills.
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1. Mkono inaweza shikwa na muscle pull
2. huwezi enda rounds mbili na nusu
3. Mkono yenye hunyonga huwa muscular kuliko ile ingine
4. Unaweza jipata kwa floor ukitetemeka ( Hakuhí uikié thàri)
5. Ukitumia kiwi kanugu kanashine kama kiatu
6. How to end it is the hardest part
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Gun on your head, choose between kuwa kiziwi ama kipofu?🤔🤔
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Leo being a Thursday which TBT songs that you grew up listening to can you still sing word to word upto today ??
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Kama utapata dem lightskin this weekend vaa mfuko wa mkate condom haitoshi.
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A man without a girlfriend, wife or child is a boy.He can't be allowed to sit with elders and discuss issues.
-Jacob Juma, 2016
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Two academic years had already passed at this point. I knew it was over as I read that letter in the Administration complex corridors. I sat on one of the benches and was deeply lost in thoughts when a faculty member passing told me I could RE-APPEAL. I actually didn't know that.
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This might have been the best decision.
I decided to appeal against my discontinuation. One would say I was emotionally attached to this uni and couldn't move on. The financial situation at home also contributed. I appeared b4 the Appeal Commitee which upheld my discontinuation.
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It's very hard for men wenye wako posted coast kuSpend time na their wives huko upcountry. Wewe unajua wasichana waGiriama kweli?
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