Sir Craven Morehead
@1CravenMorehead
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Believer of the 1st amendment and boobs | $ETH
Joined August 2024
Wait, he’s a niche microinfluencer on Twitter with 200 followers
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“Yeah if I could lockdown an internship for summer 2025 that’d be great. Could go back to smoking bowls and sports betting. Til then I gotta lock in”
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It’s so easy for fat chicks to get skinny. Try coke, Ozempic, or the stairmaster.
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Date night tonight. If she hasn’t figured out that I’m weird yet, hopefully she won’t figure that out tonight. Godspeed,.Craven
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Being on Twitter is so much more enjoyable when you are consciously not paying attention in class.
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Living single. Seeing double. Earning triple 💯
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The pledges left my stovetop over night while cooking in my kitchen. Chat, how should I react (punish them)?.
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Just had a cheerleader (who I’ve never met) from my SEC school follow me. She’s def into me, right?.
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Girls go to Barcelona during their junior spring semester for the culture. And by culture I mean “a place where they can speed-fuck a bunch of randoms from other US colleges”. Cc: @CPA_Doug69.
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I’ve never related more to a video today.
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Would you rather have this or a gay son? Oh wait, it’s the same thing.
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Westminster, Lovett, or Pace high school?. I’ll throw down an “anytime private school” bet here.
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KD whippet daughter or Kappa blow fiend daughter?.
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“Here at Alpha Omicron Pi we don’t blackout on date nights, and we will judge anyone who has more than 1 drink an hour. Watch your weight ladies”
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One dollar beers and a bag.One dollar beers and a bag
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Hey Coors Light corporate, there’s something wrong with this beer. It’s empty. Thankfully he came with a few (11) buddies who are ready to step up to the plate
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Just snuck some WSP tunes over our house wide Sonos speaker system for Thanksgiving lunch. Grandma goes “finally a song I know”.
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Why does Silver Dollar (also known as my watering hole) have a line leap? What happened to my snow globe?.
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When your son says Deloitte is a world famous investment banking company
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It’s a 5am flight. Been in the airport since 3am. All I can think about is how much better this flight would be with a Xanax and 2 glasses of wine.
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Never been a worse day to be a beer. Morning beer, road beer, tailgate beer, lunch beer, stadium beer, road beer, post game beer… we’ve got a lot of opportunities to be great #BEATBAMA.
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Oh to be a sorority girl with a 21st birthday party. The “21” sign, the groupme, the shitty keg beer. I love girls 21st birthday parties.
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My buddy just texted me that he owes Chat GPT a steak dinner this week after it popped out a 98 on an extremely difficult exam. My Chat GPT got me a 91 and will have to suffice with 12 beers on Thursday.
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Potential hot take: Barbours are oversaturated on college campus’ and if you buy one over the holidays you’re a sheep.
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Finishing 2 exams in one day means I can drink 20 beers in one day, right?.
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I’ll be damned if a cocktail, sauna, and steam session can’t kick travelers sickness. Sir Craven needs a chug jug to get me back up to full health and 100 shield.
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I heard one of the lads got arrested at Buccees otw to NOLA. He is priming his roommate with the best 3some opportunity of his life.
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1v1ing this gallon of water in hopes of reviving Sir Craven
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@johnnydramasbrn I don’t discriminate based on sorority. I do discriminate based on hair color. Blondes all the way.
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It’s about that time of year where I start looking at my mothers collection of Christmas cards to see which of her friends have the best looking daughters.
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Got back exams. 92 and 96 from the week. I feel like Johnny Manziel: “the harder I partied, the better I played”. Think I said that to at least 5 chicks in the bar last night.
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Might blackout and post some stuff on Wall Street Oasis.
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@walterpool67 This is the best exec photo I’ve seen circulate on X. There is no need for unwanted hate.
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The couple in front of me on my flight are madly in love and won’t stop kissing each other. Meanwhile, it’s before 10am and I am 5 beers deep. #neverloseyourself.
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Pitching this to my schools’ investment fund.
EVERYONE should be RUGMAXXING, here’s why. I ordered a $500 rug from Afghanistan, it weights almost 27kg (60lbs). Why? Apart from drip, it’s an investment. I could immediately sell this on eBay right now for $2k+ shipping, but I’m keeping this one until I die. In good condition,
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Girls will smoke a cigarette in Barcelona once and post “this is the life” while tipsy off of one double vodka sprite.
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33 days sober til now. Merry Christmas fellas 🎄
4 weeks sober from the booze ‼️.
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This is the most weekend feeling Tuesday-Wednesday I’ve ever felt.
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Picture of Alabama fans telling their cousins about how bama was snubbed from the college football playoffs at Christmas dinner
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Some slutty surf and turf with da glass of vino. How’s ya motha?
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How I feel after doing 3 hours of due diligence on JIZZMAS coin
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When she sees her “gay” best friend working the bar who just told you about his 6 leg parlay he’s been cooking all night
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Hard to beat blaring rap music in the elevator up to the MLC and locking in for a few hours before an exam you’ve procrastinated studying for.
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I hate when chicks abbreviate nights out:. “BOW” = blackout Wednesday. Who thinks of that.
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@JamesBeirceJr Get fucked up and watch Eagles v Falcons. You can always retake a class but you can never rewatch a football game live.
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4 weeks sober from the booze ‼️.
Three weeks sober from the booze. Celebrated with an hour and a half workout, 15 minute sauna, and quick ice bath ‼️.
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@searchchad Respectfully, . If you kick me from the chat I will overdose on alcohol and xans. Best,.Craven
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This guy is on a generational jersey run.
Paul Konerko jersey at 9:30 geography? you bet. (1970s throwback)
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Zuck is one of us.
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Two weeks sober from the booze. Project 2025 inbound ‼️.
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I didn’t know it was that time of the year when every PR student posts an essay on LinkedIn about their time, skills, and experiences from this semester.
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Me (pictured walking down milledge knocking on the doors of sorority houses looking for a formal date):
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Microsoft Excel is the greatest modern invention. Better than refrigeration. Better than the wheel.
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Spotify wrapped was cool when it came out but now I really don’t care what you listened to
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@Jeffrey_McJeff I’d say transfer to a different SEC school, but no other SEC school would let you in. Cc: @DubaiFrank_.
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@yagoobian3 I am going to start air balling formal invites. I think I’ll start with Sydney Thomas.
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Sydney Sweeney has flipped Alix Earle hot blonde dominance in 2024.
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@VillageWest14 Double edged sword— creatine helps replace fat with muscle; however, muscle weighs twice as much as fat. Suggestion: either keep track of calories, or make sure you hit cardio / 10k steps a day to maintain lower weight. The mental sharpness is a huge bonus of creatine.
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@genpatton69420 They’d waterboard me in a beer trough if I got caught wearing sunglasses with no cablz.
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Asked pop’s what his plan was for the rest of the night. He responded, “Consume til I explode”. Love where his head is at. I’m right there with you dad.
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Just got told it’s too early to buy beer. It’s 9am at Fresh Market. I thought this was America.
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HOW ABOUT THEM FUCKING DAWGS. It means more to be a Georgia Bulldawg.
8OT 🥃.
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@Calebdownss I haven’t even started asking. Fingers crossed I’ll have some motion in January when I get back to Athens.
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@munchmaster0 Unless she’s hot. Then that’s a phenomenal experience. If she smells I’d start walking the opposite way.
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Three weeks sober from the booze. Celebrated with an hour and a half workout, 15 minute sauna, and quick ice bath ‼️.
Two weeks sober from the booze. Project 2025 inbound ‼️.
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