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#SkeemSaam
Mantulis family is carrying the whole show on its back,they are the starring shameee drama after drama 🤣🤣🤣
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This woman came to board a kombi carrying a suitcase and bucket.. Paperbag with diapers baby clothes... Conductor asked her "ungaphi umntwana masalu" the woman "ngswelile" 😭😭only in zimbabwe where a woman uses public transport after such ordeal😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Two minutes into conversation
Asuelu's mom: give me money 🤦🤦🤦🤦
#90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
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It's only in zimbabwe that the story of a pregnant nine year old is focused on as a medical mystery rather than a a crime against the the girl child
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2015 I was a till operator I earned $200USD now I am a qualified professional.....I earn less than what I earned as a till operator...less than what I earned as a student....
#2023iamvoting
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A few years back... This guy came to hospital for a snake bite, You know people kill the snake and come with it to the hospital so that it is identified as poisonous or not and to I'd the antivenom
Alas as the sack was untied the snake started moving,The next events🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I've been invited for an interview 🤣🤣🤣
Just finished applying for a job where I don't have one major requirement
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@Am_Blujay
Dude seems like he is ready to sing like a canary,he's ready to risk it all...at this point he has nothing to loose
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Seems like the strip club came to Jovi...he's enjoying sieng Angela's boobs if he had singles he was going to make it rain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like a kid i a candy store
#90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
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Not mom prohibiting unvaccinated relatives to visit herrr.....yaasss queen😂😂😂😜
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Walking in town in my uniform and this guy greeted me saying "yesi durban gen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ndebele Twitter is the most peaceful.. It's all about good vibess qhaaaaaaaaa
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Did you know that in some district hospitals patients are buying fuel for the ambulance so that they can be transferred
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Legal tweeter please help.. This is my brother who died at work last year and till today no communication from the police or company he was working for
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Before ujole eMzilikazi zibuze ukuthi why kule sbhedlela, iclinic le OI lamangcwaba one lokitshi
🤯🤯🤯 🤣🤣
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@Musa_Khawula
How is he still standing....dude has been burying his friends one after the other....maan i know i would be a mental wreck njee. This guy is strong yooh
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Lokuth uMzilikazi wayesiyaa ngaaaa...indaba engayanga enamibiaa
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I was today years old when I discovered Volts jt real name is Nkosilathi Sibiya
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@GilmoreTee
@CurateByo
@CurateZim
@CulxureMagZim
There is surely something in South African water that Zimbabwean water doesn't have 🇿🇼🇿🇦😤
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@MnisiNkosikhona
Now the whole family is in trouble because princes wanted to be miss south Africa
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Mazoe 2litres $600.....sugar $400
$1000 gets you only those.5kg rice 1000 2l cooking oil 1000 3kg macaroni 800 flour 5kg 800 mealie meal 1000 transport +-3000. Washing powder 700 .......bundles from 3000 upwards.... imagine you got paid $20000😭😭😭😭
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@Jeff83958596
Those who want griev will grieveee...it's not by force and pretending to grieve doesn't help
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@sam_dzivah
You forgot to mention that we put make up and go to work ,we are educated, independent and make money therefore that cancels the anual slavery🤣🤣🤣
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@MudiwaHood
So us in Byo have to use +- 50 USD for travelling ...then 20 for bank charges then 100 for passport then another $50 to travel to collect .... nothing applaudable here NOTHING!!!!!!!!
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Asimlandeni estandin sakhe etrade fair siyechita umvubela lamakhekhe akheee
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@PhilMphela
Sounds like behind the story,my life in music,zaziwa,dinner with somizi, only difference here is the name presenter and a dash of whatever they will be sipping
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@mutami_susan
I didn't know that loosing a family member exonerates a person from facing justice for their crimes
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@pablo_weDrip
Also consult a psychiatrist I think something is wrong upstairs ...love and light✌️✌️✌️
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So today a woman ran towards me ..I was like what is goin on ,she was like "sister don't you want to see your baby" ..turns out I assisted in her C/section she had 3 miscarriages prior, she even gave the baby the name I sugested...these moments realy make this job worth it☺️☺️☺️
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@medic_bae
Mmmmh interesting which hospital allows students nurses to circumsise people..... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 In what looks like a maternity theatre😂😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thwa the only Ndebele obegijjimisa upassion ngu sisi lowana🤣🤣🤣🤣
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As someone who saw patients and colleagues die and briefly developed mental issues (anxiety attacks and depression) from the "overhyped" disease, I really view this tweet as insensitive 😩😩😩
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From 15000rtgs ..there is bus fare to see my family that's about 20usd my groceries toiletries about 6000rtgs schools are opening my little brother needs stationery .bundles 2000rtgs... hairstyles 10usd ... pulling socks6usd ... leisure dstv subscription 1000rtgs
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Why would anyone want to send umntwana to khumalo for grade zero yena ehlala emagwegwe ...... that's another form of child abuse
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Can't believe my step-dad is gone gone....like he's not coming back anymore ....Yhuuuuuuuuuu it hurts like hurts hurts...Dude loved me like I was his own 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Sometimes getting an education is a waste of time you know .... especially if you in Zimbabwe 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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If your friends allow you to leave groove with a stranger....they either hate you or liyistoko that's how you roll.....anyways let me go back to my dayy
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Yes I got a salary of 30000 rtgs today on the 13th of June 2022
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Imagine pouring out your heart for someone and they take screenshots and use it for clout on Twitter ..... people are making it hard to relationship with them shame coz WTF
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Namhla ubigger person ushonile ....there's a group of women who are always at the local drinking spot and they are used to passing snide/rude comments nxa umuntu ezidlulela ....haaayiii today I let them have it shame....safe to say I made a scene and angizisoli😌😌😌
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I hate people who when I tell them that I cannot do such such hairstyles or nails because of my profession and they chime in like " come on other nurses do it" I'm not them and they are not me they have got their reasons for breaking the rules I have mine for abiding by them
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I love what the magwegwe mpopoma route drivers have done....instead of giving you 5 rand change from a dollar they give you a token which is worth 10 rand only to be used on their route ... meaning transport to CBD is $1 for two or ten rand
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Can't wait to go out of Zimbabwe and start looking down upon the life i used to live🫥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mbijana mbijanaa "chicken inn is for broke people "
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Okay last one🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well known Byo gent after receiving rounds from umntakamandlo :
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But zbc yake yachaza guys kulabo sinjalo, coliwe, amakorokoza hlengiwe mntanam,studio 263, stitsha eish before omurimi wanasi labotoringepi took place that is when they lost us and we opted for sabc but kudala yooh eskolo sesxoxa ngostudio 263 kwakuchaza shame
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Roccomamas giving nandos and barcelos pressureee....they are now being renovated ......
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See why I get cold feet on meeting Twitter people liyajajana ngezigqoko.... Libadala for this shit sies😒😒😒
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Something that will kill us as zimbabwe healthworkers is the pain of seeing people die avoidable deaths....... sometimes it just doesn't make sense hospitals are functioning at zero zero staffing,zero medication, zero equipment it's just vibes😭😭😭😭
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Byo is releasing bangers weekly
Last 2 weeks bekungu bogus doctor
This week money heist 😂😂
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Apparently there's a popular young man in Byo who died this week..well m at a saloon and almost 5 girls who came into the saloon were his girlfriends they came to fix their hair so they can get to the funeral
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