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Excuse my charisma | jpegjesus.eth | @neon_dao
Joined July 2020
@somhairle_ All fun and games until you try to enjoy a meal around him and the spoon starts bending in your hand.
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Friend at Dinner: How long do you think you could walk without stopping?. Me: I could probably go for 24 hours straight. Friend: No way in hell. Me: Bet. *Changes into shorts after dinner and walks from 8 PM to 8 PM the next day to prove a point*
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Never forget Mark Cuban got rugged for like 0.00001% of his net worth on an obvious ponzi and took his ball and went home, never to be seen again.
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Bought a world of women NFT for their meetup thinking it was a 200 iq move, but when I got there it was a bunch of russian dudes, reese witherspoon, and artchick 🤨.
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@jasrifootball How you gonna make a comment and immediately follow it up with “I know I’m wrong”???.
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When some uses a $ amount instead of ETH. “You spent $1,000 on this?!” . Noooo it was like 0.5 ETH.
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Bold Prediction: We’ll see $3,000 ETH before $4,000 ETH - screenshot this.
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@scarolanDev @bugman11765 @aiissent @pitdesi @signulll Is this a terrible inside joke or do the two or you have a combined IQ of 50?.
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Meebit #13824 just sold for 14,700 ETH!! That’s over $48,000,000!. Wow. WE ARE SO EARLY. WAGMI. 🤯🤯🤯
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@OfficialFBMA I’d tell her she doesn’t know ball as a 3-4 is a completely normal defense against 22 lol.
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@ClutchPoints In ‘09 I watched Jamario Moon & LeBron in Indy before the game have one of the craziest dunk offs of all time lol no clue if there is footage out there but he’s not lying about the layup line thing.
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End of an era 🥲.
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@HodginsCookHim @_MLFootball @saquon @EdwardMBerry @JefePil @TommyG105 @TheGiantsWire @giantspathanlon @2023_NYGIANTS @GiantsCarbCrush How does someone go through all the effort to make this graphic and list percy harvin as an RB….
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I just bought 4 sappy seals 😵💫.
I just bought 4 pudgy penguins 😵💫.
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Well played @VitalikButerin - create a national gas shortage while eth gas is at all-time highs to blend in 🤝.
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@FrontKickUFC @_MLFootball @BookOfEli_NFL You missed the point. He’s not skipping it to sit on his ass at home and do nothing. He’s doing what he thinks is best to prepare for the season, thus play better, thus sign a bigger contract next time around.
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Oh, you missed punks, denzas, ringers, apes, loot, etc.? . Congrats, you are actively participating in an industry with potential returns seen nowhere else on the planet.
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Imagine squatting on “whitecastle.eth” for 2 years, seeing them buy a sea ham and change their pfp… then this happens 😟.
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@adam22 And just like that, a tweet that will be immortalized on meme pages for years to come. Right here. Right now. S/o to everyone in the comments. A part of history 👋.
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@REGGIES_WORLD Naptown legends in the vid man, Teague & Gary were household names when they were like 14 lol.
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@ajbefumo Rizzler on the drums, guitar, and bodied his verse? Can’t let my girl see this one.
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Don’t forget to drink your water and to vibe today. Vibedration.
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@thedanhepworth - I did, water / gatorade; kolaches, chipotle burrito, chomps were my food.- not solo, had friend who did it with me as well as people would come and go and walk with us at different times; usually delivering supplies.- got pretty sick at 3 AM and thought I was gonna have to call.
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@MoonOverlord I bought some crypto tax software, got a number back, nearly had an aneurysm - bought another tax software, got a larger number back
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Real-life side quest complete. S/o to Uncle Andy giving the blueprint. Ready for Phase I. #75Hard
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@shannonsharpeee Man no need for this footage to be released to the public - send it to Saban and let him handle it.
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@EAMaddenNFL @JayT23 @Colts @BadgerFootball 0 reason for him to be below Aaron Jones, Joe Mixon, and Travis Etienne.
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I lost 6 eth on blast and felt nothing. I made 50 sol on memecoins yesterday and feel like walking around my crib in a robe with a glock tucked into my boxers for the rest of the day.
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Had the opportunity to beta test the new @Worldwide_WEB3 game this weekend and it is legit 🔥
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@_MLFootball @BovadaOfficial @BradleyGelber @TheBillsGuys @Kimmick86 @PittGuru @KDPomp @lisaunger_716 @NateGearySports @BrotherBill716 @EWood70 @CTWpod Equivalent to the mickey mouse ring.
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Friendly Reminder. Toadz Floor: 1 Toad.Toadz Vibes: Immaculate.
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Real shit, props to the NFT Nick dude for having thick skin and still letting the videos rip. Most of CT would fold with 1/10th of the heat he’s gotten.
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Cranium floor under 1 eth seems criminally low relative to the other pfp projects 🤷♂️.
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@itsCSB__ Intentionally not shooting at the end of a quarter/half to preserve fg % drives me fkn crazy.
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It may seem like hyperbole - but the toadz drop was different to me because the whole team has been shit-posting with us for the past year on twitter and discord. Toadz ARE the culture. Self-made.
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One of these photography collections are going to blow up, and I will simply buy as many as I can afford lol.
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Love how our little NFT niche is infiltrating more and more traditional events and soon it won’t even be a niche thing at all 😅.
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*Whale sweeps floor*. *New floor now has low/mid-tier punks at heavy discount*. *Repeat*.
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People sleeping on the slightly overweight flightless birds.
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I’m old enough to remember the @coolcatsnft pump. @DeezeFi you on notice. Do it again and we put you on blast.
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Did I miss out on generational monke wealth. Yes. Did I increase my incline bench by 1 rep vs. what I did 3 weeks ago. Also Yes.
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The masculine urge to tweet rap lyrics that do not apply to their life at all.
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@skysh0ck In any topic possible, dude on the left is correct, dude on right is incorrect. Don’t even need to hear the actual argument to know.
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Is it an unpopular opinion that I prefer the waiter/waitress to write down my order and not memorize it?.
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gm to all Drift enthusiasts. The description on this one is as real as it gets.
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Those Larva Labs corporate overlords that take 0% of secondary sales are the worst.
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