🧵On Privacy 🧵
You may have heard of TornadoCash, Monero, Zcash, Decred, or SecretNetwork. Sounds complex, fringe, and unnecessary. Are they truly private, do we even need privacy anyway?
$34 million, or 11,539 eth, is permanently locked into the AkuDreams contract forever. It cannot be retrieved by individual users or by the dev team.
The refund processing, which is complete, sets each bid status to 1.
somebody on BNB just got hacked for ~2 million BNB ($600 million USD)
the attacker is spewing funds across liquidity pools and utilizing every bridge they can to get to safer chains
complete chaos on the chain
Hundreds of millions of dollars are now flowing out of FTX wallets, some speculate liquidators but it's late on a friday night, not typical times for such rapid heavy movements. Some withdrawals are being swapped from Tether to DAI. Hack or insider actions? $26 million here
There is a single private key out there that can mint an infinite number of new OG
@BoredApeYC
at any time.
If the token contract owner (a personal wallet, not a multisig) gets hacked or phished, you might see thousands of new bored apes minted and dumped onto the market
France launched a stablecoin on Ethereum and it's the worst code I've ever seen
Every ERC20 single transfer has to be approved in a separate eth tx submitted by a centralized registrar
What a laughingstock, is this your CBDC?
"is eth a security?"
*doesn't answer*
"is eth a security?"
*doesn't answer*
"is eth a security?"
*doesn't answer"
"have you given sufficient clarity?"
"yes"
physically painful to watch this level of obscene lying
Celsius published a 14,000-page document detailing every user's full name, linked to timestamp & amount of each deposit/withdrawal/liquidation
This horrific breach of privacy will lead to many robbed & killed
Anything not provably cryptographically private will become public
After 16 years at Google, I was laid off today. I was the product manager who named chat apps. We launched:
Google Talk
Google Voice
Google Wave
Google Buzz
Google Plus
Google Hangouts
Google Allo
Google Meet
Google Chat
If anyone needs help naming a chat app, please reach out
"private keys will never catch on", skeptics say as apple releases end-to-end encryption for iCloud in iOS 16.2 that prompts you to safeguard your own 28-character recovery key
ETHEREUM SURVIVES THE SEC.
Today we’re happy to announce a major win for Ethereum developers, technology providers, and industry participants: the Enforcement Division of the SEC has notified us that it is closing its investigation into Ethereum 2.0.
This means that the SEC
New York Times warns that Signal users may be unwittingly promoting extremist ideologies such as privacy. Aghast that groups of technologists can build software. Argues we need a public discussion before law enforcement stops tapping our phones
@Safety
@SECGov
if i was going to get compromised and embarrass my commission's technical skills that violate our very own guidance i would choose to not do it on a platform run by the elon musk who does not respect the SEC
1/ Explaining the zkEVM
- what it is
- how zk-rollups compare with other rollup types
- the competitive landscape for zk-rollup creators
And who really was first 😉
this jito airdrop is the funniest thing i've ever seen you have one million airdrop farmers dutifully spending one penny per day across multiple scam zksync dexes meanwhile the three guys who each staked 1 SOL in jito last month get $5k before christmas
@blknoiz06
"whatever the fuck he is trying to do" is drop a rug and extract as much money as possible ffs
helping him do that "better" is pointless, stop promoting these obvious scams
always funny when somebody turns 10k into 10mil and then twitter comes around saying things like "hmmm refusing to take profit here doesn't seem like good risk management practice"
do you think he got the 1000x with good risk management practice??
"what if we never get another cycle"
yeah what if we decide that programmable money was a fad and wait 5 days for the bank faxes to clear. what if human greed vanishes forever. what if we stop wanting to flex online. what if governments stop printing money. what if
Modern airdrops be like:
- used product? 1 token
- restaked 20 cents of scam celestia fork? 10 tokens
- joined discord channel for competitor between 2 and 3am UTC three weeks ago and responded to announcement tweet with rainbow emoji? 1000 tokens
Reminding everybody that you cannot get drained from "clicking a bad link". You can only get drained by signing a malicious transaction or intent, which is a completely different action than merely navigating to a site. The entire Internet would collapse if such a zeroday existed
the ftx collapse is a direct double indictment of the regulatory apparatus. first, users were pushed onto offshore jurisdictions because of the complete lack of operational clarity. second, sam was deep in bed with the "protectors", and they didn't do a thing. resounding failure
I have created the world’s first compressed blockchain
This should fix Solana’s state bloat once and for all
I achieved this by hashing everything to a single bit
Without further ado, I present Compressed Solana: 1
Tired of getting hacked or phished?
@delegatecash
fixes this
Announcing a fully immutable onchain registry for users to delegate permissions from coldwallet vaults to hotwallets, more details below 👇
Tether blacklisted the account, so hack confirmed. I'm sure Circle's intern will wake up tomorrow morning and get around to it after enjoying a relaxing breakfast spread
@edgarpavlovsky
on ethereum when founders go on drugfilled tweet binges extolling how much they despise their userbase and product partners it usually takes a couple days to get ousted
solana is far superior, gets you finality within minutes
i bought an NFT
which is down 80% in ETH
that ETH
is down 70% in USDC
that USDC
is down 10% in USD
that USD
is stuck in FTX bankruptcy
those claims
are down 80%
I’m sorry but if you’re paying $200 for a hardware wallet you’re ngmi
any solid dev should be able to store private keys in their github with the help of chatgpt
“no then someone will steal all your money” bro make 40k then worry about it
tldr; got $40k drained just now
i was submitting OP retro grants app.
had to make github repo public for a sec.
forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz im quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26).
got drained of everything.
@dafky2000
Hey thanks, we were just talking about this. Obviously, we're never going to call that function again and we're planning on revoking ownership in the next day or two.
Uncle with dementia just asked, "can you send me some eth? i want to buy that pudgy penguin i saw on kai's twitch"
I took him out on the front porch and explained that baselayer transactions are for B2B, not individuals like him
This is what we're up against as far as education
ETH is turning deflationary again thanks solely to a token named XEN, which has consumed half of all Ethereum blockspace over the last day
Users have paid almost $1.8 million in gas fees to interact with the token contract, which has a marketcap of $500k
eth maxis are saying there's nothing to do on solana. however this is WRONG
you can swap usdc to sol, you can use sol as collateral to borrow usdc, you can use that usdc to buy more sol, you can get liquidated at the speed of light, and you can migrate your degod to polygon
promoting serial celeb memecoin ruggers in the name of "mass adoption" for crypto is like spinning up a nigerian prince scam syndicate because you're excited about the potential of email
"ethereum L1 is not meant to serve individual users" is the biggest load of cope i've heard in my LIFE
ofc it should serve individuals, plenty of trivial changes (3074, blocksize increase, tstore) that make it more attractive
L2s are not ethereum, they're distinct chains
the dumbest L2 narrative is decentralizing the sequencer
the entire point of an L2 is having faster cheaper state because you don’t need a decentralized validator set
L2s need to ENABLE FRAUD PROOFS and REMOVE MULTISIG CONTROL before even thinking about sequencer nonsense
Look at this guy.
He’s a millionaire who went homeless as a social experiment.
His goal? Prove that anyone can make $1M in 12 months with just a phone.
The story of Barneytheboi and what happened next:
starknet really said, “what if we took an L2, removed all EVM compatibility, then zeroed out the wallet balances of anybody who muted discord”
never let pure cryptographers run your org
"i'll wait to buy until after the fed pivot!"
fed: undoes half a year of QT in a single week, opens trillions more in lending at 50% above market value, opens international swap lines with global central banks on a sunday evening
"okay shorting now"
@blknoiz06
brother you have shilled dozens, if not hundreds, of complete nonsense over the past few months, vast majority going to zero nearly instantaneously
the only reason people have memory loss about all this is bc you do such insane volume that nobody besides zachxbt can keep track