yes I am 35 weeks pregnant that's why I'm bawling my eyes out right now no other reason what so ever like my lifelong dream coming true or anything like that haha just hormones teehee
The Lost Mountain Saga for Vaesen – Nordic Horror Roleplaying Announced ✨
An epic campaign of five Mysteries by
@ellidilorenzo
based on her original podcast
@LostMountainPod
Explore ancient myths & encounter unspeakable horrors.🔎💀
Pre-order here ->
at the gym, a person with huge biceps and loud voice started talking about playing RDR2 for the first time, I said it was one of my favorite games and this person did that thing I haven't seen since 2009 and asked "YOU play video games? *scoff smirk*"
So I told him the ending
@BrandonLBradfor
I'd buy some bootstraps for the $20 and then somehow pull myself up with them because that's what you're supposed to do right?
... then i'd die of starvation
Still shaking. Still very emotional. I've always loved video games but never felt like I belonged because I suck. So this was HUGE for me.
(reposting because twitch blocked the other clip - they hate fun!)
#margit
#eldenring
Meet Frank.
Frank is a wizard.
He had a cat.
Frank was obsessed with transmutation, but didn't fully understand it.
Frank messed up and morphed with his cat.
Now Frank can't turn back.
... and that's my new pathfinder character.
I always knew I’d go from young looking to grandma looking overnight. Not sure if I love it or hate it. What do we think fam?
(YES SEND ME ATTENTION. I’M HORMONAL AND SENSITIVE)
I never know what to say. Syd and David already made amazing posts, saying everything I wanted to say, but better. So I’ll share a pic from the first time I met this fellas and got a dream job that changed my life forever.
Hope you can tune in tomorrow for the last A&A! 🍾🔥💔
I’m so excited. Right before the pandemic hit, I was working on a TV series. We were about to have it start pre-prod. but then the world ended. I thought it died along with my dreams. But now it got a revival and we might be greenlit to start shooting this fall! 🔥
Tonight I told jokes for a live audience at
@ComedyCellarUSA
for the first time in what feels like a lifetime. Completely new material.
Nothing beats being on a stage. Nothing beats a live audience.
Welcome back Elli.
It’s a little disheartening to get messages such as ”Enjoy motherhood, we’ll miss you!” in 2021, as if I’m about to fall off the face of the earth. Makes me not wanna share stuff about my private life, to be honest.
Tl;dr: you’ll never get rid of me.
Like her mom, she will lure you in with cuteness, smiles and hugs and then proceed to shit all over you while making it seem like it was your fault.
Baby Juni - 2 weeks today. Already a legend.
Had a great meeting with fellow tall swedes Nils and Tomas, founders of
@FreeLeaguePub
today! Can’t wait to share our cool future collabz we have in store… 👀 (I haven’t been this excited since I discovered dynamites in Red Dead!!!!)
Last night was celebrated with perfect weather, a Brooklyn rooftop and hamburgers prepared by a beautiful tall Transylvanian man.
Happy 4th, USA! I gave you a new citizen. 🇺🇸🇸🇪
Seriously.
@FreeLeaguePub
Symbaroum is one of the *most* interesting Fantasy settings. I have never played it but everytime I read anything on it I freak out. Check. It. Out. And tell me how fun you have with it 😒
My first podcast attempt just reached 50,000 dls with more than half the season left. I don't know how much of it is my mom downloading it 40,000 times but regardless: I have learned a ton, and couldn't do it without
@SoccerMomSyd
,
@annerichmond
and
@FreeLeaguePub
Alright. Please send good vibes and hold on to your butts because I just sent a really important email that might turn into something incredibly exciting for me... nay, the WORLD... if it comes to fruition.
It’s taking me two years to realize:
I don’t think I need to be friends with people who watched me be discriminated against for becoming a mom and said nothing.
Spinelessness is just something I won’t surround myself with in 2023 and the future.
Wearing a mask should be as uncontroversial as washing your hands. A good way to prevent disease from spreading. That’s it. Now imagine walking around thinking ”my political party says washing my hands is liberal agenda so I won’t.” haha fucking idiots
If ever there was a moment you felt like you wanted to leave a comment of love for this show, then this is it. There wont be any other chances. Tell the people who worked their asses off, esp
@troylavallee
, & support their other stuff at
@glasscannonpod
.
Today I fucking killed it. And I'm not talking about murdering the clown in the Stephen King novel, I'm talking about the thing you celebrate with champagne and group coitus
Cool casting director: ”So where are you based?”
Me: ”New York but I can travel anywhere!”
Cool casting director: ”Ok, I wasn’t sure because on your twitter it says ”Your butt”...”
”Never be an asshole to people because you don’t know where they will be in X years and you might need them”
No, never be an asshole to people because it’s the right thing to do, not because of some potential future transactional value you fugging psycho
Boom, baby!
@NJWebFest
(I am very surprised and very honored to be nominated for best GM, best Editor and Best Sound Designer/Mixer for
@LostMountainPod
but this podcast would be nothing without my
@SoccerMomSyd
and
@annerichmond
who deserves all the awards)
Getting an emergency alert to seek shelter on high ground due to massive flooding, and then a few moments later get an emergency alert to seek shelter on low ground due to tornado was the type of mixed messaging 2021 really does so well
If i play my cards right I will be shooting no less than THREE shortfilms in January. Playing my cards right = work my unfortunately not very juicy ass off
man i need this win
I started a company with these three swedish superwomen and things are about to get reeeeeally interesting. 👀
(Thanks
@FotografiskaNY
and
@niffofficial
for a fantastic evening, making this tired ass mama very happy!)
The last few months have been very exciting as I’m working on a very special collaboration with
@FreeLeaguePub
👀
Spent the weekend making some much needed edits. Can’t wait to share more. Also I can’t believe it’s actually happening!!!
@LostMountainPod
🏔️
#ttrpg
#vaesen
Happy to say I've decided to stop being a fucking dick and watch the new LOTR series with an open mind. What if it's actually amazing and I get to return to Middle Earth? 🧙♂️
On this last day of the year, me and my daughter Juni got to discover a village from 1847 in the middle of a wintery Sweden and enjoy waffles with cloudberries. We were the only visitors.
Charging up with silence, fika and a happy babygirl, hoping for a less hurtful 2022.
Question: those of you who write to me ”aww sorry to see you go but enjoy motherhood! Will miss you!” - I suppose in regards to A&A ending - what do you mean? Why is me having a kid part of *any* equation here? Am I suppose to disappear now? I didn’t get that memo.
Welp. That went *a lot* quicker than I thought. Seems like a lot of you are eager to get back to the Mythical North (and Britain 👀)! Can’t wait to put
@annerichmond
and
@SoccerMomSyd
through another horrifying adventure with… *gasp*… more social intrigue!
Removed the garbage tweet because they got the attention they wanted. But was very touched by the outpouring of support and kindness. Will sleep well tonight after THIS:
Tonight I fell asleep in my bath, realized I was late for my pathfinder game, panicked and called in from previously mentioned bath, realized my tardiness led to a PC death
BUT I have a new brilliant business idea including bathtubs, rpgs and naked women 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤠
Producing a new podcast with two
Swedish top models. It’s fucking amazing because their life story is so incredibly different from mine. I genuinely feel like hobbit amongst elves, an analogy I brought up and they just stared at me with utter confusion.
Doing my part in making sure nyc comedy is exactly as shitty as it was pre-pandemic by booking myself on several stand up shows this fall. Will feature my joke ”a seal walks into a club” and then I will shame everyone for not being vegan
haha i hate this
I’m a cool producer now and in the process of paying my people but whenever I say “I’ll wire the money this afternoon” I feel like a fake German heiress because I too have a weird unpleasant accent and questionable morals
I’m officially switching platforms from Twitch to Youtube for streaming in the future. We’ll celebrate with a huge Giveaway (more deets TBA) but if you wanna get it on the ground floor sub and bell me on the old YT 😍
There are many things I'm excited for 2021 but the Alien: Colonial Marine RPG campaign from
@FreeLeaguePub
is hitting all the right spots of my otherwise cynical bod!
It's a full open-world campaign of the Alien universe.
People who are going to die:
- Man who screams from his balcony in greek every morning to his friends, waking up my daughter
- my neighbor who texted and wondered how long my baby is gonna cry "because he has a deadline"
Just because you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you can swim naked in the neighbor’s pool and piss on all their bbq utensils HOLD OFF A COUPLE OF MORE MONTHS PEOPLE 😡
Almost 1am. The house is quiet. Drinking chamonille tea, jazzed up after a fun RP sesh, baby latched on to titty, listening to a pod with Conan and Bill Hader, and getting teary eyed over the ending of
@LostMountainPod
.
Good night, friends. 💕
Paizo-nerds! Streaming a very cozy character building sesh for Pathfinder 1st edition on Thursday at 10am!
Bring out your favorite tea, your favorite food and join your favorite little swede for some min/max galore
(Because something went horribly wrong with my barbarian)
From personal experience, now that
#HouseoftheDragon
is trending: Bleach is really really bad for your hair. 2 days after this photo was taken, my hair fell off
I have gaslighted myself into thinking I deserve to be treated poorly, that I'm a problem. Toxic, manipulative people have that effect, they will make you feel alone, abandoned and unlikeable.
Get as far away from them as possible.
More gifts from Swedish santa: Alien, Colonial Marines, Twilight: 2000, Tales from the Flood and Tales from the Loop - thank you thank you thank you
@FreeLeaguePub
!
Time to schedule some sessions 👀
I'll be out of a job in a month (oopsie on choosing acting as a career 🤡) so I'm giving this streaming thing another go but I'm also avail for all sorts of fun stuff like creating nonsense videos like this!
I present: The Evolution of Elli
(best/worst resume ever)
#hireme
On that note, I promise to keep it down a notch tonight. It’ll sure be non-chaotic stream with full understanding of this rules heavy system, no shenanigans, no swearing, basically Elli Finds Her Inner Nun-hour. Bring your children!
Join me tonight at 8pm EST for a special
#EldenRing
stream: NAKED AND AFRAID as I start up my Wretch.
I have a plan.
Here's a sophisticated half-naked photo of me so you know I mean serious biz
Just recorded, to date, my favorite ever RPG session and I have *a lot* of really, really great RPG sessions under my belt.
The Other Saga, a continuation of
@LostMountainPod
, is coming back May 4th babiiiii
It's the anniversary for my greatest gaming moment of all time. I've posted this clip so many times but I will continue to do so until I (OR ANYONE ELSE) can top it.
Still shaking. Still very emotional. I've always loved video games but never felt like I belonged because I suck. So this was HUGE for me.
(reposting because twitch blocked the other clip - they hate fun!)
#margit
#eldenring