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@meatballtimes
This is an increasingly common sentiment among the few very close male friends I have, who have confided in me + other female friends on some very intimate issues for which they probably craved male advice and support : (
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If you’re not fertilizing these eggs don’t even look in my direction
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You know that rule of thumb “you’re not hungry enough unless you’d be willing to eat an apple”
Well I just ate one and it was disgusting. I deserve better than this
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My head is exploding, I relate to this scenario in a lot of ways so here goes
I call skill issue on everyone in this party
I’ll go in order of descending skill gap
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My old landlord just informed the washing machine soap tray was not clean enough to his standards….goodbye security deposit 💸
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Today an older man (~60) came by himself (!) to take a mattress I listed for free and emphatically refused my offers to help, only to swiftly accept help from my male friend a few minutes later 🤔
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Taking a casual walk through my neighborhood while replaying every detail within every conversation I had in the last three days
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Never thought I would *crave* a night of alternating between reading and staring at a wall, but here we are. My social battery is completely drained for the first time in a long time
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(1) best friend- total violation of friendship contract, it’s almost never your place to intervene, certainly not when your friend tells you about some internal conflict!!! How can you be trusted with confidential information if you’ve demonstrated you’ll act upon it?!
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@goblinodds
I’ve noticed more people around me defaulting to gluten as the first elimination they make when higher quality bread + food and eating less overall is prob a better solution for their discomfort
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Guess the age of the human who sent this to me. If you get within 2 years, I’ll dm you a cute pic of my old roommate’s fat cat
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I wish a service existed where I could just write “anyone want to go to the contemporary art museum in La Jolla in the next 30” and someone would say yes and we would go there
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(2a) dedicated hobbyists are attractive due to immense outward joy when pursuing their hobby, maybe you’re reacting to this and want to see more of this attitude in yourself
Find a hobby you and your wife both enjoy if it’s so hard for you to spend time with them!
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Pretty privilege is my insanely beautiful friend getting a free coffee from a coffee shop and a free bouquet from Trader Joe’s, on the same day, without asking
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Are there cafes that actively discourage usage of electronics? It’s not as if I *can’t* read without the social pressure, but the environment used to motivate, and now there’s six people in this cafe and we’re all on our phones 🥲
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I said this to two female coworkers this morning and they really enjoyed it
I knew you animals would like some shit like this
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(2) husband- you have a time intensive hobby and you know your crush will make your spouse feel bad? Reflect on whether your crush is for the human, for the demonstration of shared interest, or for the personality effects of the interest on said human
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The run clubs I’d attend in San Diego were filled with elite runners,sub 5-miler men,sub-6 miler women
They’re the *least* judgmental re running pace and athletic ability, unlike the mids on here complaining about what pace is “respectable” for a casual run or whats “impressive”
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I strongly believe if you respect the institutions someone is in and the people important to them you open up a world of friendships and conversations you might not normally have access to, I if you can navigate implicit trust negotiations through words and actions
FIN
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Four years ago my friend told me he wanted “lose yourself to dance” to play at his wedding to his then gf when everyone would be a little drunk and on the dance floor
Two years later I watched him propose
Two more years later I got to experience this glorious moment :)
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That friend who’s suddenly really bad at responding to your texts? They’re probably going through it and it’s a good idea to push your way into catching up
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After describing my vibecamp experience to a friend, she was completely unmoved, and I think that’s a good thing
i like vibecamp because its low status to everyone who doesn't want to go
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One of my friend groups consists of girls perfectly manicured from head to toe
Every time I hang out with them I’m reminded (1) how little time I usually spend on my appearance, and (2) how little my life would change even if I did more
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Someone in my trivia group knew about vibecamp !! You can’t make this shit up
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This was an incredibly freeing experience I did NOT expect to enjoy nearly as much as I did
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It always surprises me when I see someone take something very seriously and then take action in a manner I might never operate if I were in their position. We can just choose to take anything seriously, at any given moment, and put an overwhelming amount of effort in
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Type of girl who goes to a 3 hour movie instead of packing in order to stay on top of all the memes in the coming weeks
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(3) hobby best friend- I’ve seen this type in athletic groups (usually a woman among men), to be clear I don’t consider them at fault, or obligated to act in any specific way
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I’m going on a big boat tonight, how do I avoid getting motion sickness? For context I’ve thrown up on the last 2/3 boats I’ve been on
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I often feel intellectually immature, and my current plan to reduce this is to (1) read more (2) document my notes/learning, try to communicate some of this to others via conversation to practice and (3) learn something completely new from scratch
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Candy in its current form will soon cease to exist. Everything will become a tasty protein bar
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RIP to my hair straightener I’ve had since !!!!! 10th grade !!!!! She’s seen me through so much 😔 if you could, please share a nice moment you had with yours (if you’ve ever owned one or known someone in possession)
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You need to host a badminton tournament in your backyard for 31 years straight, invite your friends, family, your children’s friends, their teachers, neighbors, feed everyone all day, and watch them grow older each year
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I’m usually allergic to women who claim to be more comfortable around men, then I encountered a few last weekend and realized they simply don’t know how to relate to other women
I organized a party recently that happened to be majority girls and they all bonded over how they struggle to be comfortable in female spaces and how most of their friends are men
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I look up to professional endurance athlete couples for reasons beyond their activity level
They’re dedicated to a specific objective, and with each passing year they recommit to doing hard work in order to acclimate to new constraints aka what the body can no longer do
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Still thinking about the witch at Sleep No More who put my hand on her heart, gave me a silent palm reading, and danced with me
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My general discomfort on Sundays is usually centered around 1-2 key tasks to complete, after which Idc whether I finish others. I need to discover which they are, earlier in my day, so I can better enjoy the rest of it
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!!! I’m so annoyed my two silly friends swore they wanted to go to a book club so I shotgunned it over the weekend only for them to cancel 2 hours before !!! I didn’t even want to read it !
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I’ve seen some women handle this very well, and seen some take advantage of the attractiveness they possess out of demonstrated shared interest, within the group, towards partnered and unpartnered people. My instinct is this person falls in the latter category
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Inspired by
@patio11
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@chiefofstuffs
efforts with
@ca_covid
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Say what you will about girly girls but they’re the only ones who can use words like “drinkies” and still get tons of people to their parties
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(3c) If they considered themselves close to husband they might (a) mention the energy in the air via potential crush and seek to help (b) establish the platonic nature somehow, to signal to husband how the ongoing nature of your interaction will be
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I think this guy watched a video on how to massage like 5 mins before, forgot everything and decided to pretend he was washing a car
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(3d) On the other hand, sometimes, hobby men develop crushes on hobby women,and due to frequency of interaction, consider them a close friend, where the woman is unaware. Maybe the hobby friend falls into this category! If so, I respect however they choose to handle the situation
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They let people off this plane for ~15 mins while they find a new route. This flight is prob gonna be cancelled right
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After much avoidance, I tried pickleball this weekend. This is tennis for toddlers
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Having one of those “Twitter isn’t real life” moments because this is how most people dance everywhere clubs tailgates parties weddings you name it
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@appleMechanic
@gptbrooke
I went in blind, no pals (I mean it) and had a great time!
@unloopedmyth
can back me up here! One of the first people I met, one of the greats 🙂
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This part of a post immediately came to mind after reading this tweet
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My friend asked me to partner with him on a lip sync of “Single Ladies” for our friend’s wedding lip sync battle, and I can’t think of a worse way to announce I’m single to an audience of wedding guests
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@inflammateomnia
@__drewface
Yes! All environments where I’m confident are ones where I don’t care about the outcome
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My roommate, a reincarnation of Julia Child, watches me cook with the fascination of a child at the zoo
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My humble contribution to the cake discourse: I make a lot of birthday cakes and everyone usually wants something really really basic. But I always make what they ask for, because people rarely misdescribe their food preferences
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@tautologer
This is TikTok brain rot to get girls 11-16 to spend ~$300-500 on random crap Do Not support this!!!
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@animalologist
My reaction as well! Idgi it’s a frat party w famous ppl dressed like college kids
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What a great party!!! I got her a balloon and she asked me to tie it to her chair 😆❤️
She’s been getting pie from this place in Long Island for ~50 years!!! Best apricot pie I’ve ever had tbh
Birthday party alert!!! If you’re close to my neighborhood, see ya there!!!
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@Devin_J_Monahan
🫢idk!!! You got me thinking about it now tho! Best friend sees how wonderful wife is while husband is away, annoyed at husband for taking her for granted, takes matters into their own hands?!
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5% battery but my battery pack is also dead 🥲 and I didn’t bring my backup battery pack 🥲 I need buy a third
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I have some other time intensive hobbies,while I have a healthy cohort of non-partnered friends, I don’t avoid friendships with anyone + I think I do a pretty good job of establishing respect so I can have meaningful interactions which don’t interfere with those in their lives
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Yooooo I just bought two scooters for $10 each this summer is gonna be LIT I have corporate insurance so I can break a bone for free!!!!
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My friend’s vet said her dog is Autistic!! Everyone’s getting the internet brain rot
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@goblinodds
Sometimes the “new space for x” feels a bit off to me as well, like there’s a desire for existing containers without the people already in them
Just say it, you want that 3rd space used only by people *you* think are worthy of using it
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There was no explicit conversation, but there was an incredible amount of respect and unspoken trust in the decision to allow a spouse to drive 6 hours to a remote location with someone, to then spend 3 days without any contact. Trust in each other, and trust in me
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Me once I put my bike together. I’ll be carrying in a wheel too in order to trick people into thinking a wheel was already stolen
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Witnessing something heartbreaking: a little ant in my living room has carried, dragged, paused to take a break, lost and found another dead ant. I wonder what their relation is
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@dumbbitchcap
This movie’s worth watching
Want to scare yourself into not going on dates for a while? Watch Fresh
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Book clubs are so great! Your knowledge tree is more evolved than mine but there are enough similar gaps in our knowledge so we can learn the same thing at the same time?! Amazing
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First time meeting up with a pre-existing friend and a tpot-er 10/10 🙂 will do this again
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!Talk to your mutuals! They probably have some wisdom to impart, or at the very least can quell an irrational fear of yours in real time
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From my end, had they been even a fraction less secure, I would never have gone on the trip, so this element had to be guaranteed for me to keep my conscience clear. It was a fruitful backpack for both of us (even though I had to spoon food into my bug net at every meal 🫠)
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I introduce friends and acquaintances to each other as much as possible when I think it’ll be fruitful and it usually is!! I wish everyone did this
On keeping in touch with friends— Similar to setting up a self-reinforcing life, I think it's really nice to introduce your friends to each other so that each friend individually stays in touch with each other, therefore strengthening the overall network and lessening the burden
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A slightly related personal example: last year, I did an intense (for me) three day backpack with a married friend. He was going to do it solo, but graciously invited me because he knew I wanted the practice.
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His wife has absolutely no interest in shitting in the woods, but she’s happy to support him in his hobbies. Interestingly, he had previous desires but only started pursuing this hobby after their first child.
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@tautologer
I did that a couple months ago! I ate them and felt like I was saving the planet one blueberry at a time
Just got home after a few weeks away so I rushed to the grocery store for a few things, and proceeded to drop a big clam of blueberries on the floor of Whole Foods before leaving. I picked them all up, repackaged, and didn’t go back to get a new one. This is
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Whenever the “childless 30’s, it’s too late!” or “ran through b/c body count” discourse comes on my feed, I’m reminded of a childhood acquaintance who, after growing up pretty sheltered, married in mid 20’s and was immediately cheated on
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Tomorrow, my virtue signaling Trader Joes hiatus begins. Today, I will enjoy a big TJ haul purchased for a charcuterie table
I used to work with several industry food scientists and they would not touch traders joes with a 100 ft stick for these reasons plus others
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We got 4, anyone else? Join us!
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@00aarti
and i are starting a book club in NYC (in-person) for The Beginning of Infinity by David Deutsch - DM if you're interested in joining us!
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I would have seen this gem 16 hours ago if those bozos didn’t make likes private
Kamala Harris is Tamil Brahmin and Usha Chilukuri is Telugu Kamma. Presidential race in US has the same dynamics as hostel elections in IIT Madras.
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1/2- You’re in a 7 year relationship and your partner cheats with a close mutual friend. Do you
Break up with them
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Try to work through it
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