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It is impossible to Dodge a bullet correctly aimed at u, to put this in context, length of a football field is 100m, 4 football fields = 400m.
A charging warhead of AK47 travels 400m in 0.5seconds, the average reflex of a healthy adult is 0.7seconds, before u move YOU'RE DEAD
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My Dad and I stammers, so one time my mum travelled & left both of us at home, He was trying to explain something he was excited abt to me , He started to stutter, then I wanted to respond & I started stuttering too, man screamed "omeka nnaya! "
We burst out laughing so hard 😂
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Forget about bobrisky, glory osei , iMessage and nairaland.
7people had the same meal on twitter. Why do people lie unprovoked
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SARS is the most unprofessional team of the Nigerian police.
Here's my experience as a Nigerian Soldier.
Earlier this year the commercial bus I boarded in Enugu along 9th mile area was stopped by SARS operatives mounting an illegal check point. thread
#EndSARS
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FUN FACT: most stammerers love to sing and have beautiful voices, They don't stammer when they sing.
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OK let's settle this!
Who's your favorite in Money Heist
#LaCasaDePapel
Rt for Tokyo like for Nairobi
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All of you under this thread just want to read gist while you sit on your couch leg crossed, you'll trend the hashtag for 2days and afterwards TACHA will start trending and everything will be forgotten, 3months later. REPEAT!... goodluck!
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@chiebukaobasi
It doesn't work like that, you could scream whatever u want to say in your mind, but it still wouldn't come out, the number 1 trigger of stutter is "the fear that you would stutter"
Right now I talk fluently most of my friends don't even notice. I taught myself
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INEC do not know there's something they call Webcrawler, an example is way back machine, it takes snapshots of the entire internet every day. TECHNICALLY NOTHING IS DELETED ON THE INTERNET. If to say the institutions Dey employ young vibrant minds, shebi dem for tell una 😂
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Cpl Lucky ikechukwu Ikpeama killed yesterday in Abia State by IPOB Terrorists., He was in maiduguri for 5 years before he was posted to Abia State.
He's from Abia State
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I went up their boss & identified myself as a soldier on pass from north East, he said "And So?", I went further & said I'm in a hurry that he should please release Dis driver, he got upset and threatened to Shot me, he said he'll frame me that I wanted to disarm him
#EndSARS
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I can't spend 1 and half year in maiduguri in good health only to come home on pass and be shot by a reckless police man,I was hurt because I can't imagine risking my life in the North East protecting my country only for my own family to be harassed in this manner
#EndSARS
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They sped off, plying the STAR BREWERY route and went straight to EKE, my colleagues got there and I explained what happened and they promised to get them.
I have been on duty even in maiduguri with MOPOLS and they've never acted in such a reckless manner
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They requested money from the driver and the guy said he's just starting business, I was on civil dress because I'm on pass, the operatives ordered everyone to come down, they started searching people's phone, I went up to the one that's supposed to be their boss
#EndSARS
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When their boss saw u was really upset and I've started making calls he ordered his boys to return the car key to the driver, in some minutes I could sight the army patrol hilux heading through my direction, immediately the SARS boss ordered his men to enter their Bus
#EndSARS
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I was shocked how things escalated so fast, I was calm down, he said I shouldn't tell him anything that he's in his duty post and I don't any right to tell him anything. I could see his rifle was already cocked and his Safety catch was on Rapid
#EndSARS
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@UnkleAyo
Now compare that video with this similar video by an igbo chief priest making similar ritual.
Notice how he called on the spirit of good yoruba people, the spirit of good hausa people and the spirit of good igbo people.
The igbo culture have never been based on discrimination
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One of the things I learnt in the military is that physical build up doesn't equal combat strength, confidence or even endurance.
A THREAD OF MY EXPERIENCE 🧵🧶
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Ssgt Charles Ugochukwu, a very Good Soldier was killed unprovoked yesterday in Obikabia junction, Aba Abia State by Terrorists.
He's from ugwunagbo local government of Abia State
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Nigerian soldiers are the bravest soldiers in the whole world, no country's soldiers come close to the daredevilry of Nigerian soldiers, and I say this as someone who have fought along side chadian, Niger, American and British soldiers.
Nigeria Army Release Footage Of Their Gun Battle With Terrorists And Kidnappers In Kaduna Axis. What’s Your Take On This Video?
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@DavidHundeyin
His name is semiu Olaitan aka Kas
He lives in Lajo town, igbogbo ikorodu, lagos.
He works in Rafcon nig limited
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@okoliprecious13
@chiebukaobasi
Instead of kill you can use annihilated or executed.
These words to a stammerer might be easier to pronounce than "kill"
People thought my vocabs are good, but really na Survival 😂😂
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@lifeofabaron_
Na why if I dey watch action film , I go just dey laugh.. 😂😂 I enjoy the humor more than the action
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May jaruma not be alive when her son is about to get married.
Amen????
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This is our heroic Nigerian Soldiers battling Boko Haram in the North East, we all need to come together and kick against terrorism and everyone benefiting from this war, you might feel it's not your business because your kids are safe but not for a long time I promise you.
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I saw GNLD trending and i am furious all over again, some years back i was working in computer village and was earning 40k, i live around iyanaoba so i go home through oshodi then mile 2.
I will usually see young people carrying laptop bag up and down, some sharin flyers......
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@urchilla01
INEC do not know there's something they call Webcrawler, an example is way back machine, it takes snapshots of the entire internet every day. TECHNICALLY NOTHING IS DELETED ON THE INTERNET. If to say the institutions Dey employ young vibrant minds, shebi dem for tell una 😂
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send 100 bonk to 100 degen that likes and RT THIS.
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Dear Rinu and Aisha, I understand we all feel bad about the lekki toll gate massacre, the
#EndSARS
movement is enshrined I our hearts but Labour party is not EndSars revenge Party, even though the Agenda of Peter Obi is to provide good governance for all. Please, apply wisdom!
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South Africans : wanetwa mos
Nigerians: Bode Thomas
South Africans : Master Master KG
Nigerians: Master master jiji
Nigerian & South Africans : Anywhere you go, remember the road that will lead you home.
Atleast we have an agreement on the last part
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@okoliprecious13
@chiebukaobasi
Speaking calmly yes. When you are stressed or light headed, u will surely break while u speak, so getting relaxed will help u speak better, air control, don't be hard on urself, some letters like "K" is a stopper, once u get to that point, repeat & switch the word
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Fun fact: THE RUSSIAN AK47 IS MORE DURABLE AND RUGGED THAN THE AMERICAN M16 and AR15
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Desmond Elliot, nollywood problem is not foreign movies.
Nollywood problem is:
Piracy
Predictable storyline
Poor directing
Poor funding of movies
Godfatherism
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@Odumodublvck_
Mc oluomo defender, Adeboye defender... I know what you are 😂.
U go still come defend Mahmoud yakubu..
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Twitter is oddly quiet, a Lt Colonel, a major, captain and over 19 soldiers were killed in the most barbaric way, Twitter activists are all mute, everyone gently avoiding the news, but when an offensive attack is launched to bring perpetuators to justice, hot takes will start
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Feminists loves preeQ and mekwe the most.
Ask Linda ikeji, & Glory Osei they're the Ambassadors of "Drag men online & Chop gbola offline "
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This is so funny, Cuz you fit dey go your normal 9-5 and boom dem don throw you inside pickup, as you open mouth to explain, you Don chop heavy slap, before you know it, you're spending 3 years in a labour camp outskirt of Lagos under serious military supervision 😂
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If I were Governor Sanwoolu, I would pack all the boys around that Ajah bridge and Oshodi Oke and dump them in a large expanse of land in Epe to be farming. I would put Soldiers there to supervise them and give them KPI too. Shebi una no get work ni
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@JosephAbalokwu
She gets irritated cuz normally u dey turn turn her leg dey knack her till she release firework... Omo next morning she go come dey appreciate u.. Na ur penis never make her go
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The way Mompha brag and talk alot.
I'm scared for his associates
Nigeria 6ix9ine Loading..!!
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@JosephAbalokwu
Babe go follow emeka Malaysia go radison blu based on say una dey quarrel "na she start am o". Cuz she dey find excuse to cheat.. Emeka go flex her.. And she go believe say she don find the one. E reach time for emeka to knack..2 seconds baba pour..leaving babe horny 1/2
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@OneJoblessBoy
If no be surprise the girl go for go her open her diary " dear diary, today was the worst day of my life... "
And if she eventually make am.. E go be one of her motivational story.... "Even director said I can never make it."
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So lagos clean, omo be like na drugs una Dey take, Go to mushin, alimosho, makoko, apapa, ajegunle, ojo, agege, surulere, idomota.Ikorodu, badagry. You'll cry for lagos, for those of u that saw truth but embraced lies. Life will show u pepper.
Abibat mogaji is not tinubu mother
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The Mrs Wilson that's trending is not the Mrs Wilson I want to see!!
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@Urchilla01
Voters card of people from certain region were dumped in gutters and bushes pre election, people were stabbed and lynched to death in Lagos for looking igbo during the election.
A political thug boldly came out on camera to Disenfranchise Nigeria citizens from exercising their
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So ladies after getting those vibrators as instructed by toke makinwa.
The clits sucker, the drill etc
You'll still want someboy's son to compete with those machines, u wouldn't have a problem with a regular dick getting you off if u didn't turn ur pussy to a construction site
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When Three hours into fire fight and you and sexy rifle catch fire, you go believe
I have a spiritual connection with the FN PS90.
It is opposite of every other rifle. The magazine is on top. The shell casings fall from the bottom, unlike other weapon systems.
The best part? NO RECOIL.
The magazines are also transparent. Very unique.
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One Time during training, One of those British soldiers was yelling at me as punishment, me I burst laugh 😂.. Because why are u shouting.... Omo dem say make I nacka 20 push-ups. Lmao.. Me wey dey sit on my head dey sleep. Wetin be 20 pushup 😂 😂
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@yabaleftonline
see this guy is a struggling student... He went out of his comfort zone to get that 20k...
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That girl had plans to dump him immediately she gets the money..
"as she feel say she sturbbon the guy tell her say he sturbbon pass "
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In this sina rambo scandal, you could tell Sina Rambo chose yansh and fine face over character. That woman is so uncouth ..what the f**k!
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So u brought an anti aircraft ammunition to a church....
Not a Warhead, a fully Coated Ammunition ready to fire..
How can you just wake up and decide to buy job for yourself
Abeg somebody should just arrest this testifier because how??
Like how??????
And the church members are cheering and also clapping??
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For clarity, there are many check points like this Borno State, Yobe State, Kaduna State, Zamfara State.
When guerilla terrorists use your place as proxies to launch attack on the military, this is the standard
Why?
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There is no place in the North, including Sambisa forest where Northerners are demanded to raise their hands before crossing checkpoint.
This is called "Mental Subjugation"
The aim is to instill fear inorder to avoid revolt. It was used during Slavery
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