Zach 🐷🤠
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From Louisiana to the world. Mostly food & dog pictures. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman. Tweets are mine. #DVATailgating
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the only people buying a $200, toddler-sized hurricane are people from indiana that call it “n’awlins” and think mild at Popeyes is too spicy
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The theme for LSU’s homecoming murals this year was “Purple Reign” and I feel like we need to discuss this image.
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Louisiana, noted for its rugged, mountainous terrain and evergreen forests. If you’re looking to watch the sun descend behind mountain peaks as nighttime approaches, book your flight today.
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Anyway, in Baton Rouge it’s now called “basketball” and “men’s basketball.”
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The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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Meet me outside of Tiger Stadium (rice not picture with gumbo, étouffée, or sauce piquant).
What sports teams/stadiums have the BEST food? Doesn’t have to be baseball. I’m making a list.
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Joe Burrow’s jersey reads “Burreaux” tonight. We love him because of what he does on the field, but more importantly, we love him because of how much he loves us.
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Don't let the looming threat of COVID-19 make you forget that LSU went 15-0 and won the national championship on the Heisman-winning arm of one Joe Burrow.
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Chick-fil-A going all "AcTuAlLy MoBiLe DiD tHe OrIgInAl MaRdI gRaS" on Popeyes.
Bun + Chicken + Pickles = all the ❤️ for the original.
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Former LSU players wearing purple and gold pads is my favorite IYKYK thing in the NFL, not even gonna act like I’m not biased.
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I got into LSU the old-fashioned way: by being a Louisiana native and doing slightly better than average in high school.
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Eating gumbo and thinking about that time Cade York kicked a football from Gainesville to fucking Narnia.
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Dudes will literally watch the highlights of a game they just watched yesterday to start their morning.
It's me, I'm dudes
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Help, I don’t know who took this picture but I want to give them credit for it because I couldn’t help myself from doing well, this.
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Peace and blessings from Escambia County, FL, where I have seen one F-250 with “stay home if you sick, come over if you thick” stickered across the rear window.
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Just ate at Zaytinya, after eating at two of his restaurants I can attest that
@chefjoseandres
is a dude.
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A pretty clear pattern exists with all of LSU's big skill position players this season: their names all start with the letter J. I mean, look at this:
-Joe Burrow
-Ja'Marr Chase
-Jclyde Edwards-Helaire
-Jthaddeus Moss
-Justin Jefferson
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LSU and Auburn pulled the greatest troll job in all of college basketball by ensuring Kentucky and possibly the best Tennessee team ever can’t hang any banners associated with the 2018/19 season.
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LSU takes the series from Texas, who casually asks how A&M has been and if they've said anything about them.
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I don’t have much to say about Will Wade’s firing except I had fun. Lots of things that have come to light over the last few years have made me question my support of LSU athletics. Will Wade paying players wasn’t one of them.
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No matter what happens with the game tonight, let’s just remember that the greatest achievement of the college football season was CFB Twitter bullying the SEC Network so much that they dropped a whole-ass song from their promo materials and deleted the tweet.
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A Miami fan traveled to Baton Rouge to hang a sign that said “Baton LOSE” on the fence outside of Tiger Stadium in June only to see the Canes get waxed by multiple scores.
You really hate to see that happen folks.
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If the most embarrassing things Brian Kelly does during his tenure at LSU are slip into a Buford T. Justice accent and dance like an Awkward White Guy, I’m going to consider that a success.
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you see here, in the seventh inning, the tigers should bunt , i think
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"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe."
"AND I'M PAUL FINEBAUM CALLER ROB LOWE."
"And I have DirectTV."
"[unintelligible] PAWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
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The last shipment of stickers is here just in time for the 11 AM kickoff against Arkansas!
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Florida State: hurt me
Virginia Tech: we’re gonna sit our front 7 on the run and force your QB and receivers to beat us in man
FSU: no wait
VT: we’re going to use combo blitzes to abuse your QB that just returned from injury
FSU: stop
VT: [/blocks punt for TD]
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Service has been spotty, but we managed to serve 170 meals to the people of Laplace within about 24 hours using all the big cookery at our disposal. The people here couldn’t be more grateful, and they need our help, as does everyone in Ida’s path. Do what you can if you can.
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Y.A. Tittle was a co-MVP in the 1947 Cotton Bowl against Arkansas that ended in a 0-0 tie. He also gave us this iconic image. RIP.
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please jab the vaccine directly into my face if you have to if it means a normal college football season
Dr. Fauci: If we get 70-85% of Americans vaccinated by the end of the summer or middle of the summer, we will be approaching a "degree of normality" by around the fall.
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My favorite thing about LSU traveling to someone else’s yard for the tournament is our fans being so loud that the home crowd effectively has to play defense.
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Doing some thinking this afternoon: the record of LSU's final three opponents (excluding the eventual LSU losses) was 47-2.
LSU's average margin of victory in those games? 26.3 points.
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A guy just drove by a live shot in Lake Charles for the Weather Channel while honking his horn and shouting “GEAUX TIGERS,” just in case you had any doubt what state this is occurring in.
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SOURCES: Brian Kelly will be adding Zach Rau to the LSU staff as Director of Tailgate Operations, big move for the LSU alum from Gretna who gets a chance to live out a dream job.
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Vandy is the most innocuous fanbase as a whole in the SEC and the Whistler might be the single most disliked fan in the entire league, it's an impressive feat really.
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Just got the requisite preseason letter from the athletic director and this is an absolutely wonderful move.
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One of the weirder nuggets of LSU football trivia during the Coach O era is the Tigers ending unbeaten streaks of 27 (UCF) and 29 games (Clemson), respectively, in their final games of the 2018 and 2019 seasons.
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Here at DVA Tailgating, we've created solutions to the problems in our ever-changing world.
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If you’re on the fence about vaccination, consider what joys await you in the fall at the tailgate.
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Would prefer it if Mother Nature would quit elbow dropping South Louisiana every couple of months.
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Small Brain: Maroon 5 at the Super Bowl halftime show
Normal Brain: OutKast at the halftime show
Galaxy Brain: replace the halftime show with an elimination tournament of the Dr. Pepper tuition giveaway challenge and watch America seethe over the proper way to throw a football
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Magic lives in these walls. Sometimes it’s the kind you wax poetic about, sometimes it’s the kind that makes you feel every emotion over the course of five minutes. Tonight it was the latter and I don’t give a damn, it just feels good to walk out with a dub.
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If LSU ever wins a national championship under Coach O, I hope he personally backs an LSU-1 full of dressed deer and hogs up to the White House and screams “I BROUGHT SOMETHIN’ FOR Y’ALL TO COOK US UP, WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT”
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Powerful Cajun and/or Floridian grandpa energy. This dude has beat nutria over the head with a walking stick so he could throw them in a stew.
saved the puppy from getting eaten by an alligator and never dropped his cigar, a true legend
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My arguments for 2018 being an extremely fun and good LSU football season:
-Beating the brakes off Miami/UGA as an underdog with O starting out on the hot seat
-Walk-off win at Auburn
-Running it up against Ole Miss in the rain
-Ending UCF's win streak
-Alt unis against State
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LSU plays Alabama tomorrow and I don't even know when it kicks off, 2020 truly is a year of firsts.
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Folks,, this isn’t Teddy Bridgewater’s first time carving up a team from Florida in the Superdome.
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Ah, Lent, a time for sacrifice [/eats five fried catfish plates] where we reconnect with our faith [/houses 7 lbs. of crawfish] and each partake in our own personal sacrifice [/eats giant shrimp poboy].
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I’m not expecting anything from this weekend but unranked LSU knocking off No. 5 A&M on the road and effectively torpedoing their playoff hopes would be absolutely hilarious.
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Beginning to think an Iowa/A&M bowl game is what we deserve in 2022.
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Florida is now LSU's biggest rival in all sports, including football, basketball, baseball, hurricanin', and softball.
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Wait until you hear about the people who do it at 10 AM in 100-degree heat eight hours before a football game in September.
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