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@LexiAlex Radical Islam is the number one villain on the planet. Number 2 is the Commie globalists.
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@DelusionPosting 20 bucks says she's now a single mom.
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@KiraBrook @bad_takes You guys get frustrated by every white person who doesn't hate themselves. It's sad. Just because you're self-loathing loser doesn't mean we have to be.
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@PunishedAG Left wing memes suck.
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@jacksonisaacson I love how much you know you've lost.
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@MsGrgaMeadows I hope you get the help you clearly need. I promise you that butchering your body is not helping.
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@TheOmniLiberal You just picked a fight with over half the country. I don't see how you think this is going to go well for you.
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@clairezagorski Bros.. Always accept the rejection. It's better to love someone who loves you back. Keep looking, and you'll know when you find her because she won't reject you. Stay positive.
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@CrookedCasper @UnderCoverCope @Theone097640602 @alitlstrawberry Bro, you guys are getting ratioed so hard in your own spaces. Nobody likes you.
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@noahwidelo @johnny_fixer @graham025 @mindofprospect @NaidCDunn @rODIUMrECORDS They will also argue that people should be paid more while celebrating the fact that corporations are hiring illegals at slave wage rates. Liberalism is a severe mental disorder.
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@quake_booty Here's my version..
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@EEggland @kangminjlee You're not a victim, though. Discrimination? From who? You mfs have so many extra benefits afforded to you by the government, and we could be sued if we discriminated against you.
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@Noah_Halpin You are a woman. Medical professionals aren't required to play pretend with you.
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@jackblack Wow, dude. I enjoyed your acting for years, knowing we disagreed on politics, but I thought that was okay. I thought we could be cool even if we had different beliefs. I guess not. I guess we can't be cool. I guess you want to be enemies.
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@BitsHammer Imagine being such a narcissist that you think everything in the comic world is an allegory about tolerance for your deviant sexual kinks.
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@gldivittorio Why? You guys don't want a Jew on the ticket? Lol. Of course not.
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@GigaBasedDad Paul McCartneys Christmas song. It makes me want to light my Christmas tree on fire.
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@werentfunny It is a woman. She is just more passable than the men pretending to be women. How tall is she, I wonder.
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@EtienneCote4 @UpToTASK You libcunts like to ruin everything.
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@marklevinshow What happened to you? Or were you always part of the crooked establishment?
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@dawuds_ @MoisesDaya71450 Your "prophet" was a dirty pedo warlord with a bad case of syphilis rotting his brain.
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@KevinCastley @Rothmus The entire cost? Stfu retard. Have you ever replaced a roof? Windows? Remodels? Flooring? AC/Heating? Water heater? Sump pump?
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@RxRedpill His wife is gorgeous. Marriage is awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a loser. Instead of coping with rejection, you chose to lash out and pretend that you're the one rejecting them. You know deep down that you'll never find a woman to pass on your genetics. You ends with you.
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Meet Jennifer Ripper, a teacher at Semper Elementary School in @JeffcoSchoolsCo . She's very sad that the sh**ter missed. Any comment @JeffcoSchoolsCo ?
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@andrewklavan @realDonaldTrump These libs can't take on the Don.
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@jjohnswriter @updates_loki Is it possible that people didn't enjoy it because it sucked? Does the reason they didn't like it have to be bigotry?
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@flieldy You look smelly.
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@baggysmalzz @unokelesabe @Sangi81kg @TheEcho13 I got lucky af. My wife is awesome. It's been ten years, and she doesn't play these games. Every time I see psychos like this halibut that crawled out of the sewer to torture children, I feel more grateful to have such a lovely lady in my life.
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@hodgetwins I love that this post didn't get censored. All the fun words are making a come back.
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@Thinksimpleduhh @AlexRod39540760 @n0t_pop @Bucks_Take @Nate_Flint The bakery did not refuse service. He offered to sell any cake he had in the store. He just refused to make a custom gay cake. Completely different situation.
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@allinwithchris @chrislhayes The Supreme Court just neutered the regulatory agencies, and the bureaucrats are seething.
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@iAnonPatriot @NashvilleState "Upcoming journalist" lmao!
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@lewis0701__ @HeavensDooooor @CultureCrave @RepMTG You all parrot the approved liberal position because you're NPCs.
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@notcapnamerica Why do liberals lie so much?
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@RichardNebens That's cool, man. You're allowed to enjoy whatever you want. I didn't watch it because I'm not the target audience.
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@TalbertSwan You're nothing but another race hustler.
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@eddie1perez "I'm writing a big long thread on X to tell everyone I'm leaving X"
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@Noahpinion @BenjiEsq You're so full of shit. Gfy.
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@EvilCookieXD1 @EEggland @kangminjlee I'm not going to pretend that police aren't more suspicious of black people, I would just like to ask why you think that might be?
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@PleaseandThank4 @gryhmz_ @Amp_enjoyer @DistressDark You liberals are dumb cunts. Project 25 is 900 pages long, so I doubt any of you have actually read it. Not to mention, it's not Trumps plan. Now gfys, stupid.
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@AdamParkhomenko Every democrat in my feed is calling this a staged event.
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@thejournalista Actually, we'd just prefer you stop breaking into our cars.
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@MichaelRapaport @keep6ixsolid Michael, I bet it really sucks to find out your only friends are the people you've spent years calling nazis. I really hope this is an eye-opener for all you liberals who don't hate Israel to see who the real Nazis are.
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@imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes You're one of those guys who likes to watch from the closet as minorities have their way with your girlfriend. I don't care, man. You do you. Just don't expect the rest of us to apologize for existing.
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@IDoTheThinking Lmao, do it. Go ahead.
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@RabbiShmuley @ye I'm not a huge fan of Candace, but this whole post is bull💩.
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@bnwkr @DiscussingFilm Some of his movies are okay.
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@Politics_Polls Anyone who votes for democrats is a pos.
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@jupitersembrace Oh, look, the one Juneteenth party that didn't have a drive-by shooting.
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@lewis0701__ @HeavensDooooor @CultureCrave @RepMTG So? The show runner is being an uppity elitist liberal douchebag in interviews. That isn't necessary. I could ignore that if the storyline wasn't also taking a dump.
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@DrHizz @LexiAlex Not the religious ones. In fact, the vast majority of the Commie globalists are not Jewish. Stop blaming the entire race of Jews over what a few rich atheist Jews are up to.
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@allenanalysis "MyStErIoUsLy" voted the same as the other 8 judges.
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@AmoneyResists @LibertyCappy @EvokeCustoms Energy, inflation, transportation, immigration, public safety, foreign policy, and national security.
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@TCITourism Let the man go back to his family.
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@g3t_r3kt03 @imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes If you fellas are so superior, how come you're only pegging the fat ones?
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@mazv98 @KepplerDan @Stone_tossers @InsaneCope It has in every commie and socialist country. That turned out great, huh?
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@Kushbai @CYBERSL0B @clairlemon @benshapiro Hamas intentionally uses children as human shields you pathetic bigot.
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@andrewklavan @realDonaldTrump God obviously has bigger plans for this man.
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@JoyceWhiteVance Liberals are the most pathetic tyrants on the planet. You're so scared to have an honest election that you'd rather throw the opposition in prison like some third world banana republic.
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@AskMeLaterOn @RealJamesWoods Adults that grew up without fathers.
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@Olympics @Allianz You will regret this. You just insulted 2.4 billion in a way that can not be forgiven. You just declared to the entire world that you stand with Satan. This is blasphemy.
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@iAnonPatriot Well, the border is open, so if you don't love this country, you can just walk out.
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@jrouldz @GigaBasedDad One of the few adult cartoons that is safe to watch with the kids.
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@_rotimia Lmao. This is a blatant lie.
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@dumbaccount356 @culturecrusades @gicwig @TheNerdSpider No, we just think it's true that you whine a lot.
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@crulge We need to do something about you radicals.
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@RxRedpill Your example of why marriage sucks was to point out a happy marriage. He's one of the happiest men in Hollywood. Most of hollyweird is drugged out, divorced, and miserable. The mask is gay.
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@m33pling @marcfc @tragicphelps @thesiskebab Most of you dorks were not even alive in 1940. It is a solid fact that being Queer in Palestine will get you executed. Do you care? No. Because you're an NPC.
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@Spko__ @g3t_r3kt03 @imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes Cooked? Ugh. You're cringe af, dude. You can do better. What are you even triggered about? Is your girlfriend a fat chick?
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@drantbradley Oh, shut up. You're such a liar. Hilary Clinton did the same thing. It's cringe and stupid.
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@ImKingNoobUwU @werentfunny Or, it's because she's taking large amounts of testosterone.
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@descripticon You are a terrorist sympathizer.
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@mushycrouton @Chester66Red You're going after a beloved childrens author for the crime of defending women. You are pathetic. Get a life, you weird loser.
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@libsoftiktok @PLCSchools End public schools.
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@PresidentGrrson @HeidiBriones @Rothmus Recasting Page would have been great. They were just worried about all the gender goblins bugging out about it.
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@keeping88343 @N984TW @Tony65132869403 @parashotz @PeterSweden7 @Keir_Starmer What? Take a chill pill, you nasty homosexual rapist. The UK isn't getting a single US citizen. The UK is a joke.
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@Spko__ @g3t_r3kt03 @imissmyfrend @KiraBrook @bad_takes It's weird that you assume I'd drive an EV. You suck at this.
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@goldopaulin @ImKingNoobUwU @werentfunny That may be so, but it doesn't change the fact that she is a woman.
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@jamelfaulkner @iamyesyouareno How many got shot in Chicago by black people at the same time? Oh yeah, nobody cares because it isn't news.
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@PresidentGrrson @HeidiBriones @Rothmus Counter counterpoint: transgenderism is gross to 99.9% of people, and it sucks when they hijack characters in your favorite show.
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@Missy051721 @Herbie_Versrekt @werentfunny Just found her videos. Her voice is deeper than mine. She is still a woman. I have no hate for her. I just refuse to be bullied into lying.
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@comradealexia Com.ies don't work. Lol.
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@nemiphil @TheOmniLiberal The long game? So is his wife gonna come back after she's done banging other dudes? Probably not. Even if she did, is that even a win? Destiny is the epitome of a pathetic loser. That's why he's so hateful. Weak men tend to be that way.
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@virginiafoxx What kind of blackmail could they possibly have on this little old lady?
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@CraneCyndy @ULTRA_MAJESTY @libsoftiktok That kids' grandpa is full blood native. Not that it even matters. There is nothing wrong with wearing things from other cultures. If it bothers you, that's a you problem.
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@SkylaOnX @Missy051721 @Herbie_Versrekt @werentfunny You are not an island. We live in a society together. Your life matters to the whole. It would be more hateful to be indifferent to your suffering and even more hateful to lie to you.
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