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Aging hipster. Sad White Sox fan. Baseball, stupid jokes, and 1990s pop culture references. Wife, mother, B-list WST podcast guest.
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I’d be really grateful if you read this.
Life and Baseball, according to Chico Johnson
@Zombie_Jacki
writes a love letter to her dad, who taught her to love baseball
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The White Sox get…. a ball.
A three-team trade sends Erick Fedde to the Cardinals and Tommy Edman to the Dodgers
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My timeline is not currently accepting Lin Manuel Miranda hate, thank you very much.
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White Sox fans should orchestrate some sort of January 6th on Guaranteed Rate Field
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Charles “Chico” Johnson was the hippest dude that anyone ever met.
He’s the reason I love baseball and rock and roll.
But more than that, he was my dad, and I loved him.
October 21, 1954- January 4, 2024
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The picture choice is… well, choice.
At 20 games, the White Sox active losing streak is tied for the third-longest in MLB history.
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I told my Door Dasher that I liked his Sox jacket, and then we bonded by complaining about Dallas Keuchel for a few minutes.
Community is all I'm saying. Community.
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I root for the White Sox AND vote for Democrats so I’m starting to think the larger problem is that I like losing.
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever been in the drive-through line at McDonald’s when you found out that Kenny Williams and Rick Hahn got fired?!
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When did Sox fans start throwing back home runs or booing people for not?
Stop it, idiots.
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This woman is literally raising her hands during God Bless America, don’t tell me that we don’t live in a Christian nationalist society.
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I’m going to be ok, but I ran into some post surgical snags. Bilateral pulmonary embolism(s).
I’m in the joint at least overnight but vitals are great, docs are confident, all the good things. Should be a short stay.
Still waiting on clearance from docs to eat some tacos.
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I’ve done my makeup and am going on a date for the first time in almost two months.
I’m super fucking excited.
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The Green Bay Packers just donated $25K to Parker's fund. That's... awesome. It's awesome.
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If the White Sox win ten in a row I drop the thirst trap I took last night lol
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. 🟡
🟢 | 🟢
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i hate it here
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This one
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It’s past the 6:00 hour, so I’m officially 42 now.
You all sure know how to make a girl feel loved! I hope I live up to all the wonderful things you said about me.
Thanks for all the messages. I’m very grateful for the community I’ve found here.
(Baseball is the best.)
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Wes gets annual CT scans to make sure his cancer hasn’t returned or metastasized elsewhere.
We just got this years results. All clear.
We’re celebrating tonight, so raise a glass to my man!
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I’ve been on a “journey” since the All-Star break. Tryna be healthier. I changed the way I eat, and I move a lot more.
I hadn’t worn my wedding ring in about a year, because my finger had outgrown it.
Today, I tried it on, and it fits comfortably.
So, I’m a happy Jacki.
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This is what I look like if you even care
(I’ve dropped 40 since the all-star break and am hot now)
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Please,
@whitesox
?
...but I was polite, and I said "please."
United Center will require proof of vaccination or negative COVID test to attend Bulls and Blackhawks games, among other events.
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Just wanted to pop in to say Mr. Jacki had an oncologist appointment this afternoon to go over latest blood work and annual “has your cancer come back” CT scan.
We’re all good. Clean scan. Still in remission.
Good visit. Celebratory GIFs are being accepted.
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I’m older than a lot of you, and I really can’t in my 40 years of consciousness remember a team rolling over and dying *quite* like this
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I don’t care if this post is cringe.
I married the most wonderful man. People really show you who they are when things are rough and he’s shown himself to be just the best person I’ve ever met in my life. I’m lucky to be loved by him.
Picture for visual interest.
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Today, he's 4 years cancer free.
(Celebration photo from when he finished his radiation treatments in April 2019!)
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I’m being a thousand percent serious. If that report is true, I can’t cover this team anymore.
I’m out until he is.
Baseball is still being played. Get ready for Thunderbolts coverage.
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Soxfest
The World Clown Association is bringing together all types of clowns for its 40th annual convention.
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I’m going through a box of sentimental keepsakes, so I’ve been crying a lot.
I thought Twitter would enjoy this, though:
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Not for sympathy, but my dad had a stroke last night. He’s alive. It’s a lot of wait and see for the next few days. I’m mostly okay, just taking it an hour or two at a time.
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For an organization whose owner constantly complains about low attendance numbers, the White Sox sure seem to be weirdly okay with letting members of their broadcast team publicly chide the fans that currently consume their product.
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I’m the votiest voter that has ever voted. I haven’t missed a single election since I turned 18. I research ballots and candidates and try my best to be conscientious and informed. I try to encourage those around me to do the same.
Don’t talk to me about voting today.
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@jpelzer
Marriage or wedding? I have both:
Wedding: Spend the day together.
Marriage: Romance fades; love doesn’t.
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Rep. Krestel (IL-GFY) provides her response to the 108 State of the Tourney:
#108Tourney
#108Tourney
Wave Sux Region
2nd Round
Presented by
@bwrchicago
@CollectorCave
&
@OptimistSox
@zombie_jacki
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Kopech is hurt. He’s been hurt since June 12th.
This is a horrible combination of “put me in, coach,” and a broken organization that allows it.
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My family found a CD my dad made labeled “Memories of Youth.”
It’s just him.
Telling stories.
I got to listen to it last night.
It’s a little weird he did it secretly for us to find after the fact, and there’s no intro to say why he did it or who for.
But what a gift.
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We’ve had a month of bad days.
Tonight was a better day. Lots of steps in the right direction. It was the most normal I’ve felt in a long time. I’m nervous to say so, bc it can crumble in an instant, but I also want to celebrate it.
Fingers crossed for more days like this one.
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My dad just gifted me this VERY pretty thing that I’d like to show off.
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As the
#108Tourney
ramps up, let’s remember it’s all for fun. Be excellent to each other out there.
(And if you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to: a sweet little girl next door type who cries easily.)
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A friend pointed out that during Rick Hahn's tenure, the White Sox have had more minor league coaches be accused of sexual abuse than they've had playoff wins in a season.
The friend's account is locked, but I'm sharing their point with permission because DAMN.
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Are you going to the game tonight? This 100-year-old firecracker will be the Hero of the Game! Cheer loud for Grandpa Sam!
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There’s a guy on this train in a WHITE ADAM DUNN Jersey who did not understand the assignment.
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Working on my day off, because deadlines don’t take Presidents’ Day off. :(
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42, y’all already know what I look like.
Twitter old folks home: drop a selfie with your age if you’re over 30
52 (in five weeks)
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I should know better than to read comments, but any bullshit person making generalizations about White Sox fans based on tonight’s events can eat an entire bag of shit and fingernails.
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Jason Benetti cites passion for analytics as a factor in decision to join the Tigers' organization
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Hospice made my girls these using my dad’s tshirts. They are so well done and adorable.
If you know a hospice worker or volunteer, hug them for me. They’ve been so wonderful.
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Quote this and drop a photo of the last time you were at a ball game! Show us the friends, food or view!
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Visited my parents today. Loosened up in their backyard. On the other side of this shed is where my dad installed a pitching rubber (which was just a slab of wood) when I was young. It’s where I learned how to pitch.
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Happy “I Don’t Have To Have Brain Surgery Today” Day to all who observe.
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The proposed forgiveness would wipe out the remainder of my student loans, which is great news, and not only because it upsets folks like Mike North.
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Every guitar I own was a gift from my father. The first ever was the red Washburn, a Christmas gift when I was 15. The latest was the blue Ibanez, a surprise gift for my 39th birthday.
They’re looking nice in their newly mounted homes.
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As expected, Wes' scan results are clean.
Happy weekend!
Tomorrow is Wes' annual "make sure the cancer hasn't come back" CT scan. We have absolutely no reason to believe that it has, but the knot that's been in my stomach for a few days obviously doesn't know that.
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HIT US YOU COWARD
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@strashme
I saw my husband to remission while managing the little ones, remote learning, and my own full-time job where I'm the boss and everything is my problem.
And I took care of my mental health: stayed in therapy, and after many years of avoiding it, got an Rx to help my anxiety.
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My thing is and always has been, if you’re mad at someone for being good, then be better. 🤷♀️
Joe Girardi: Cubs should be annoyed by delay in 10th inning of a tie game to celebrate Ronald Acuna Jr.'s 70th-stolen base milestone
via
@mullyhaugh
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So gallbladder removal surgery that was scheduled for 4/29 is postponed, and this now takes priority.
I don’t want sympathy. I want memes and jokes and silliness and to make fun of the White Sox like we always do.
So let’s keep doing that, ok?
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🕯 🕯
🕯 End the 🕯
lockout so we
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🕯 lockout 🕯
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Reintroducing myself before opening day:
Standard issue 40-something suburban mom who loves baseball and, unfortunately, the Chicago White Sox.
B-list podcast guest.
Occasional writer.
Named one of my dogs after Scott Schoeneweis.
Reintroducing myself before opening day:
Die hard Chicago White Sox fan that recently relocated to Baltimore and is excited to post horny tweets about Adley Rutschman. Chronic shitposter and co-founder of
@AllSportsScene
. Talks about pooping.
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Oh get f***ed
REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Mike Clevinger jersey!
#WhiteSox
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Reinsdorf offers to open wallet for new Sox stadium
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For me, it's honestly not that the team is underperforming.
It's that no one has fucking done anything about it.
And they won't.
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