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Politically homeless, not woke, freedom loving, question everything!

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Zoe C
3 months
Red to match my sunburn! 🥵 🔥🥴
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4 months
It’s my birthday today! 😆🤩🎂
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2 months
Out with my friend this evening and I might even manage to stay out post 10pm! 😜
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2 months
Decision made!
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4 months
Off to the boozer! 👍🏼
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2 months
Fab night with my friend and excellent food at Piccalinos!
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Zoe C
2 months
As it’s sunny I thought I’d ditch the jeans and casual and go in to office smart today! Will my colleagues recognise me? 👀 😆
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4 months
Off out! 😆
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4 months
Date night Wednesday! 🥰
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3 months
Off out out! 😆
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4 months
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I’ve managed to pull my shit together and walk the pooch! Not all heroes wear capes! 🤣
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Zoe C
1 month
Out out! 🙌🏼
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4 months
Hair of the dog listening to Vivaldi’s Four Seasons. Life ain’t too shabby! Cheers peeps! 🥂
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Zoe C
3 months
Oops! 🙊🙄
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Zoe C
3 months
Cheers! Happy Thursday peeps! 🥂
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Zoe C
3 months
The sunbathing equivalent of a Power Nap! Operation get a tan in 20 mins begins! #sodsunscreen #tanmeyoubastard !
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Zoe C
3 months
Off out for lunch at @Lordflashh3art ’s gaff! 🤣🤣
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3 months
Out out! Happy Friday peeps! 😆🥂
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Zoe C
2 years
@Transgendertrd Jesus! This could have been me! At aged 2 I refused to dress in girls clothes and wanted to be a boy. Fortunately my parents did nothing and I eventually grew out of my tomboy phase.
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Zoe C
4 years
@berniespofforth Oh god, here we go again. More lies, more manipulation of data to produce scaremongering stats and slides, more restrictions, less quality of life, more financial anxiety and nothing to look forward to. Kill. Me. Now! 😩
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Zoe C
4 months
It’s not often these days that I have a girl’s night out but I wasn’t expecting to wake up in bed fully clothed, contacts still in with last night’s smeared makeup all over my face. Feel like death warmed up! I’m 51! When will I ever learn??? 🥴
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Zoe C
2 years
@1GarethWynJones I’ll stick with this thanks!
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Zoe C
2 months
Going straight out from work on date night with hubs! Just a change of shoes - pup appears to approve! 🐶💙
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Zoe C
4 months
I just love our garden at this time of year! 🥰❤️
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Zoe C
8 months
@sscepticcAl How? Winter was freezing cold, as was Spring and summer came and went again in June. Apart from a week or two in August and September, I spent the vast majority of the year shivering under a brolly!
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Zoe C
2 years
@AlStewartOBE When I bought my first house in the mid 90s at high interest rates, on low wages I was entitled to absolutely nothing as a single, child free person apart from a measly 25% reduction in council tax. That focused me on getting a better paid job rather than seeking handouts.
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2 months
I’ve had worse views! 😍🤩
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2 months
It’s our Anniversary today! Normally we’d be abroad somewhere fabulous celebrating. Unfortunately this year we aren’t and it’s pissing down with rain and we both have heavy colds! Oh well! 🤧😭🥂💞
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Zoe C
4 months
Nowt like a walk with the pooch to blow off the night’s excesses!
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1 month
Limoncello Spritz! Think I might have found my new favourite cocktail! Reckon it beats @Lordflashh3art Drankenstein! 🤣
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Zoe C
4 months
Happy Friday folks! Cheers! 🍻🥂
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22 days
Exploring the castle! 🇪🇸☀️😎
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Zoe C
23 days
Sangria innit! 🇪🇸🍷💃🏼☀️😎
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Zoe C
3 months
Date night casual! 🥂🩷
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Zoe C
2 years
@thecoastguy My husband has set up a friends group called Meat Appreciation Society - MAS for short. They take it in turns to host and the sole purpose is to eat red meat and drink fab red wines. They even have a MAS coat of arms printed on polo shirts! 🥩 🍷 ❤️🙌🏼
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Zoe C
3 years
@LucyGoBag This is my pet hate at the moment. Last year without the vaccines, it was a mild illness for the vast majority. How can you possibly calculate your odds of being hospitalised as so high when stats overwhelmingly suggest the opposite. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Zoe C
2 months
So lucky to have Tatton Park on the doorstep. I know I should be pumping iron until I can’t straighten my arms and do HIIT classes to see results but every second of that 7 mile walk was pure bliss, especially when I’m stuck behind a laptop Mon-Fri! Dog loves it too!
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Zoe C
4 years
@toadmeister Hospitalisation stats are dubious though. Are we counting hospitalisations as admitted with Covid or tested positive for Covid on arrival for knee surgery etc?
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Zoe C
3 months
Two nights out on the trot! Mid week curry caszh!
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Zoe C
4 years
@PPhirrippis @LozzaFox Yeah, let’s blame a tiny minority who are exempt from wearing one rather than admit the face rags are completely useless in containing the spread. You people! 🙄
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Zoe C
2 years
@DawnsMission Isn’t that drug also known as “run, death is near”?
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Zoe C
5 years
@vivjones10 @thecarolemalone Very much so. She’s drained the fun and personality out of the guy. I don’t think this is a marriage that’s going to last.
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Zoe C
1 year
@dofastingapp I’m peri menopausal. I intermittent fast most days, I’ve massively reduced my wine consumption and recently got a dog who I’m walking all the time. I’ve lost fuck all in weight. It’s not as simple as that. One size does not fit all!
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Zoe C
1 month
What a day, what a lunch! 👌🏼
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Zoe C
4 months
Our favourite local gastro pub and arguably the best steak and ale pie ever (venison gravy, you know!)! Woof! 😋
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Zoe C
4 years
@mccaffrs1 @BreesAnna Spot on! Last time they were so convinced their media campaign and celebrity endorsements would secure an easy victory, they never thought a Trump victory was even possible.
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3 months
Fab pub grub, great atmosphere, dog friendly and situated in one of the most idyllic spots in England! The Bulls Head in Mobberley if anybody is interested. 👌🏼🩷
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1 month
Powering through! 🥵👍🏼
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Zoe C
4 months
Today’s view! Happy Monday peeps! 😎☀️🏝️
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Zoe C
4 months
@Lordflashh3art The Boxster accusation was a particularly low blow! 🥴
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Zoe C
4 months
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow! 🐶💙 Happy Tuesday, folks!
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5 months
Absolutely awful here! 😂
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Zoe C
3 months
Pooch walk and feeling under (and badly) dressed! 🤣
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Zoe C
2 months
For the first time in a while my follower count keeps reducing every time I check. Amazing what happens when you share a wedding anniversary pic! 🙄🤣
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Zoe C
4 months
It’s facking hot! 🥵
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Zoe C
1 year
@pearlythingz Is yard work gardening? That’s a joint chore in most UK households and who the heck fixes their own car? Engines are covered in plastic. Long gone are the days you used a Hayes manual to repair your old banger! I feel like I’ve stumbled into a 1970s time warp! 🤣
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Zoe C
6 years
@mrdanwalker @BBCNaga @BBCBreakfast Seriously, what is going on in this day and age? Its a caricature of a tennis player having a hissy fit! Why must we continually give a platform to a minority of individuals whose sole purpose in life it is to find racism and offence in everything. The world’s gone mad!
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Zoe C
4 months
Sorry but I did not order clouds today! What happened to my sun!? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Zoe C
3 months
House is slick and span, pup is walked and fed and the weather is shite so loving being in and cosy on a Saturday night with my 2 favourite boys listening to The Eagles sipping wine! Feeling blessed! Enjoy your Saturday’s whatever it is you’re doing!
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4 years
@talkRADIO NO!!!!!!
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5 years
@Mezza1976 @LoveIsland And then these girls wonder why they get hurt. Meanwhile there’s a far superior Conough keen to get to know her! 🙄
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2 years
@GBNEWS No need for the knee jerk reaction on this occasion. Pretty sure he’s referring to the fact that English actors are nearly always cast to portray villains in US movies and tv shows. 🙄
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1 month
Woke up to a mega loud crack of thunder and a heavy rain shower this morning but pleased to report it’s now cracking the flags again! Today’s view! That’ll do pig, that’ll do!
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Zoe C
1 year
@KirstieMAllsopp Aging my arse, it’s called plastic surgery and far too much of it!
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Zoe C
3 months
I’ve come to the conclusion that it doesn’t matter what the weather does on a day to day basis as the Met Office will always manipulate the data to push the climate change agenda. Doesn’t matter if it’s hot, cold, wet or consistently dull, a record will somehow be broken! 😡
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Zoe C
4 months
Escaping the egg abuse and enjoying walking the stick loving pooch! 😆💙
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4 years
@JamesMelville As far as I can see the most worrying side effect of this whole pandemic is mass insanity!
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1 year
@toadmeister Absolutely it disappeared for 2 years and got replaced by a virus which just so happened to have the same symptoms! 🙄
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Zoe C
1 year
@CHIMPSINSOCKS I turn 50 next week. Also peri menopausal! 🥴
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2 months
There are people on Facebook who still believe that Djokovic put people at risk for not receiving the Covid jab! We are doomed as a species aren’t we? 😩🤦🏼‍♀️
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Zoe C
1 month
Sun, sea and Whispering Angel! Happy Tuesday peeps! 👌🏼
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Zoe C
3 months
Well that was bracing! Sunshine/rain/torrential rain/hailstorm! Archie not impressed!
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Zoe C
2 months
Tuna poke bowl for lunch at work today. Bloody lovely! 👌🏼
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1 month
Enjoying the last day of our fabulous holiday with my fave cocktail!
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1 month
We just had a really shit meal experience at a local restaurant. We not only received both courses on top of each other (pet hate) but the waiter also took him upon himself to tie a bib around my neck unsolicited! Oh and the mussels were overcooked and loaded with salt! 🤢
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Zoe C
2 months
When the weather scuppers your lunch outfit plans! Decisions decisions! 😤😡
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Zoe C
3 months
How do people manage to intermittent fast every day? I skipped breakfast this morning and already I’m ready to gnaw my own arm off! 😫 I swear to god those that find it easy are not perimenopausal women! 😭
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3 years
@ollysmithtravel They never change the record either. Doesn’t matter that no single protest or gathering has ever led to a spike in cases, they’re still convinced it will.
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Zoe C
2 years
@campbelliai @GBNEWS I don’t think he remembers who he is most days! 😵‍💫
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Zoe C
1 year
@DarrrenRice Poor bub is going to be riddled with allergies and anxieties before he or she is out of nappies!
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Zoe C
2 years
@estherk_k Some do. There are exceptions to the rule such as Halle Berry, Denise Van Outen and Katie Holmes. Also depends on the state of your hair. Nothing looks worse than long rats tails or frizz.
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Zoe C
3 years
@emmakennytv Sorry to be pedantic but a staycation is when you have time off and stay at home. A week away whether it’s spent in the UK or abroad is a holiday.
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Zoe C
2 years
@AngelaHarji @EssexPR @samstreetwrites True, apart from a few masked up loons outdoors, it’s refreshingly normal over there. Also good to walk past somebody in the street without them feeling the need to leap out onto the road to avoid contact.
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4 years
@Lew_E_D @mattletiss7 Probably has caught it at some time but like the vast majority of the world’s population, hasn’t noticed or barely had any symptoms of it!
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Zoe C
2 months
Handsome dog! 🥰💙
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4 months
@Montylockedout Every word of this! 👏🏼 My boy Archie is the most chilled dog ever!
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2 years
@Smeod @accountingetc @jwerb How??? Exactly how many healthy women between the ages of 25-40 have died of Covid? There’s a minuscule risk of dying of Covid. Far more likely to experience an adverse reaction from having the jab.
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Zoe C
3 years
@EssexPR This!!! ☝🏼 I am so sick and tired of this tunnel vision over Covid. The NHS waiting list for cancer and other serious illness is going to hit us tenfold if we continue to ignore the catastrophic impact of lockdown.
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Zoe C
8 months
Gorgeous hot sunny day at Goodwood Revival!
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4 months
@LJCJ83 Yup! ☀️😎
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1 month
@MONKMISCHIEVOUS Awfully sorry to hear that! Meanwhile, over in Kotor, it’s cracking the flags! Tally ho! ☀️😎
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3 years
@BreesAnna The question we should be asking is whether they died of Covid or tested positive with Covid. Are these fit and healthy vaccinated people admitted to hospital with Covid symptoms or elderly sick people dying of heart disease or dementia testing positive after hospitalisation?
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Zoe C
3 months
Our favourite local town restaurant, the fabulous @Evunarestaurant ! Great service, atmosphere, wine and food!
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1 year
@Lordflashh3art @AmandaHolden If she were made of chocolate she’d eat herself. Confidence is admirable but she really overrates herself.
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Zoe C
1 month
Spectacular food! 👌🏼
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Zoe C
1 month
@narindertweets @LeilaniDowding @sammywoodhouse1 You call this an apology? Once again, you make it all about you!
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Zoe C
3 months
Might try the impossible today and have a sober Sunday! Wish me luck! 🙏🥴
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