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I got my ass kicked in White Town, USA once (honestly fortunate it hasn’t happened more). Venmo: zoeb27 she/her

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@Edubya @aaronh Hope the puppy has sharp teeth.
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RT @zoe: Bought a loveseat @IKEAUSA on Sunday. It was mislabeled (wrong color) and it came with two left arms. So, unusable. Called custome…
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1 month
@Edubya @IKEAUSA Forgot I had to go private for a minute…
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1 month
@notTHATgrace Out here sitting on a slanted, no-back, seat that’s struggling to hold this big kid’s weight.
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1 month
No help at all. Can’t process a new order without the original receipt info (the info I already gave them when they created the new order). Anyway, they scammed me big time with that initial phone call. @IKEA
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3 months
Follow up. @Safeway handled the situation to my satisfaction.
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3 months
Probably could have left the label off these veggies that tells me they were processed in the same facility as a place that processes eggs. Who doesn’t love eggshells in their stir fry @Safeway?
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3 months
Probably could have left the label off these veggies that tells me they were processed in the same facility as a place that processes eggs. Who doesn’t love eggshells in their stir fry @Safeway?
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3 months
What are @OfficialBHAFC doing for the entirety of that final 4 minutes? Unacceptable.
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4 months
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4 months
@nicju Possibly my favorite musical. Was phenomenal in its original off-Broadway run. Not too sure about the movie…
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4 months
@TheScottCharles Haha. I understand that.
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4 months
@TheScottCharles @NespressoUSA I called the number for service this morning and the machine went from blinking orange to blinking red while I was on a video chat following their “expert” suggestions. So semi-broken to completely broken based on their advice.
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4 months
Big mad that I fell for the @NespressoUSA @Nespresso scam. The coffee is quite good, but damn those machines are the highest of maintenance. Until they die completely. Like mine just did. After 15 months. And the customer service? 👎🏽
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4 months
Collecting all the hate gifts from the boss. With a litttle of the racism thrown in this time around.
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1 year
Damn. Tough workplace.
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5 months
The idiot Atherton cop who just rammed the side of the other idiot Atherton cop’s SUV better not be the “police activity,” slowing down the @Caltrain. Fucking 👮🏼🤡
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5 months
Before any major events took place, Graham Le Saux said that #michaeloliver needed to look at himself. Truer fucking words… #MCIARS
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5 months
@saucypeeps @neal_nrock24 Now the this is a wild one. Didn’t know we were giving each other gifts today…
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5 months
What is this England lineup? Lol. Also Lee Carsley is only 50?!?! #UEFANationsLeague
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5 months
@saucypeeps Well isn’t that something.
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