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@zmffkdlem
kaloy 🤡
2 years
considered ba na bodyshaming to
@News5PH
News5
2 years
Suspendido ang mga misa sa Ateneo de Manila University Senior High School matapos gawan ng food review ng isang senior high school student ang ostia na ipinamahagi sa misa. Isa umano itong mabigat na kasalanan. #News5
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kaloy 🤡
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@MXIMC EXACTLY LIKE HOW ARE YOU GONNA BEAT THE HYOLYN HERSELF
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
😭😭😭 as if catholic school boiz aren't the horniest mfs you'll meet
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
here
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
jungwoo and yuta barely get anything and you got mr suh here randomly trying to spark a conversation mid song
@paintmeonce
steph is livs lover
2 years
sm really put 9 vocalists in nct127 and told half of them they would never sing again
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@soobincarnival why jungkook better-
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
they need to fuck me like a SAVAGE with the utmost AENERGY and say I'LL MAKE YOU CRY while making the bed sound YEPPI YEPPI making it almost feel like a LUCID DREAM. iconic
@louminousdoggo
doggo
1 year
this genre of mys
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
KIMIEH
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
who is singing...
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@zmffkdlem
kaloy 🤡
1 year
became an nct member, served cunt, then left
@NCTsmtown
NCT
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
me probably
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@markiplier
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2 years
I Will Start an Only Fans...
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
i WHAT???
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kaloy 🤡
3 years
man kpop twt won't like it when they see ajanaevis and yubincults LMAO
@back2doie
el ✨민희
3 years
literally not one single video saying good things how miserable do you have to be
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@theemork that's literally where you should eat food
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
don't let his aegyo distract you from his MASSIVE CAWK
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
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HAECHAN?
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@vaynabyul3 they whacking you for a reason
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
the more he hangs out with the neos the more his babygirl powers increase
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@zmffkdlem
kaloy 🤡
2 years
dongpyo's the only popular one in your group
@whalesformin
ʚїɞ isi 🐋🩵 ♡̶꙼̈⁷ ~ ✵
2 years
@mintaesweet dohyun, a member of mirae, made fun of billlie’s tsuki facial expressions on stage, he apologized for it but he was just reading a written apology and didn’t seem sorry at all. i was just saying that there are probably more idols who do the same thing, just not on camera
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
renleyang would absolutely eat this
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
when i become an idol and i have to share an outfit with jaehyun
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keita fans kwangya
1 year
GIRL???? 😭
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
me: i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your dick in! jeno: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
someone sneaked into bighit and sm, took a dna sample of soobin and doyoung, created the prettiest male you've ever seen and named him SEUNGHAN
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
if he had a public twitter account he'd be making hit tweets left and right
@yunotized
🐝
2 years
the fans asked jaehyun to flip over his heart but jaehyun being jaehyun... 🍑: if you flip over the heart, 'teu ha'! (hearteu > teu ha) 😭😭😭
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
they can all merge their dicks and turn it into a massive homunculi that's designed to destroy my insides
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@SkinnyChanAnti
Bag of Bones Chan
1 year
dream gangbang rotation go
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@zmffkdlem
kaloy 🤡
1 year
"you're so corny" me:
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
who let the failed science experiments out of the petri dish
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
you're one to talk
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
"name someone from treasure who's attractive"
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
NEW SHOTARO DANCE VIDEO OH MY GOD
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
jaemin im so in love with you i want to love you every single day for the rest of my life... as friends
@renminions
ㅈㄹ
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renjun ▶️ jaemin 🦊 jaemin, i am in love with you right now and i will love you tomorrow too.. from now on, let’s live hard to continue such a beautiful friendship that we love everyday.. no one knows what tomorrow will bring, so be happy at this moment
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@rewindkait all actually
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
won't change the fact that she'll be the next qween of england
@taesyong214
nr
2 years
AND FUCK BELLA
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
need him to fawk me hard under the sun and let his cum dry on me
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
a shower is needed
@gyumedia
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mingyu sweating a lot after the dance 😭
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
exy adding a rap to navillera is her second biggest sin next to her writing that vroom vroom skrrt song
@stwrjjk
juless ⁷ is fallin in sync love
2 years
Y’all cancelable queendom takes 💀
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Lucas has left NCT and WayV.
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
my twitter still being normal 🤭
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@fiipthats gag after gag after fag after gag
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
not jungwoo being the admin of @jaehyunprotect
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Dyva (Rest.) 🌸
1 year
Comment : Jaehyun doesn't listen very well Jungwoo : ... JW : *defending* That's not true, Jaehyun-ie Hyung Doyoung & Jaehyun : *cracks up* JH : Thank you so much DY : ㅋㅋㅋ what was that about ㅋㅋㅋ JH : *patting & caressing JW* Thank you, thank you^v^
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
loona's impact...
@DojaCat
DOJA CAT
1 year
coming soon 🩸
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
you wouldn't understand because this was the final nail in the coffin of my descent into ncity
@chirinhae
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1 year
you know it’s abt to be a crazy track when ur alreading foaming at the mouth from the intro
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
ateez ending them with ease
@kchartsmaster
Kpop Charts
1 year
[DEBUT] Stray Kids "S-Class" 02PM KST Update: #2 Bugs #35 Genie #100 MelOn
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@zmffkdlem
kaloy 🤡
9 months
i need jungwoo to get a platform where he can talk about his cock
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
wala ba talaga magaagree saken na rensung itwoah yung tipong ang tagal tagal naging crush ni js yung senior niya na crush ng bayan na si rj tas nung naging sila na eh mas lalo lang sheang nafall 🤡🤡🤡
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what rj ship
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
snack for today~
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
tts would've ate this up
@flwrgrlpop
1 year
what Disney/Nick song would’ve been a kpop hit
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
every male student joining nct like it's the mandatory military service
@allkpop
allkpop
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1,200 students apply for SM Entertainment's K-pop school
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
THA TWINK NA JAEMIN
THAT WINK NA JAEMIN…
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kaloy 🤡
3 years
lol kpop stans really like to discredit people who actually excell at performing by either calling them overdancers or saying that they need to tone it down yet they stan some mediocre ass idols who can't move their faces even if their lives depended on it
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
? take that damn shower now stink
@silentstarsnk2
hundred broken hearts🗝️| fan acc
1 year
🐥: “I was about to take a shower but I missed you so much” NISHIMURA RIKI STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
what does jungwoo not know abt jaehyun
@captainuwu
Dyva (Rest.) 🌸
1 year
Jaehyun : My birthplace is... Jungwoo : There, in Changwon right Jaehyun : Did you gave birth to me? ㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ큐ㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
call him an airplane the way my mouth opens when he's coming
@jjklve
jungkook vids 🎥 (slow)
1 year
jungkook is so big...
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
flovers after saying fromis is better than twice
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
@mambuburat 💀 anniversary gift eh payong
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
it's always a thrill being a fag here in our province because if i randomly flirt with another man i never know if they'll flirt back or they'll hate crime me
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
renjun the type to have smoke go out of his nose and ears when he's angry
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haechan the type to float in the air when he smells something good, jaemin the type to yell “YEOWCH” when he stubs his toe, mark the type to go “mimimi” when he sleeps—
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kaloy 🤡
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shaina magdayao and john lloyd cruz ain't got nothing on us
@BaepinkStats
𝐒𝐚𝐦✧
1 year
Dino — SMASH OR PASS
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
enhypen and txt are competing on who could make the worst emo pop punk song this year
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
@jenoata subvert them expectations! break the tropes! evangelionize autwt or whatever! basta it makes you happy ok lang naman hehe
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
he was ready to call child protective services
@jaehyunpetals
뷔♡
2 years
op was about to make a joke with Jaehyun that she likes a guy who’s 37 years old (it’s Jaehyun in 10 years) but Jaehyun didn’t get it so he gave an advace that she has to talk about it to her family first bc she’s still a minor😭
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kaloy 🤡
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no one was taking their music seriously, had like 100 genuine fans, the tenth floor was filled with inhuman horrors, #HE tried to ruin the song... they had one chance
@127RCHIVE
on this day
2 years
five years ago today, ‘YESTODAY’ sung by Taeyong, Doyoung & Mark was released.
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
this is why snsd's songs 1 year before jessica left were amazing
@luvedoge
keita fans kwangya
1 year
kinda miss it when groups hate each other they make the best music
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
I'm actually so scared for my life right now
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
you know you're king when everyone else had pictures of them as grown ass men while they used your photo when you were still in the womb
@TOP100KPOP
TOP 100
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TOP 100 – K-POP VISUAL #4 Beomgyu ( #TXT ) Congratulations! 🎉
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kaloy 🤡
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ESPECIALLY boy group stans
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@Ioonadaydream until we make deformed babies
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
he knew he had to serve as an nct member one last time,,,
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@captainuwu
Dyva (Rest.) 🌸
1 year
Sungchan 💬 "Hello everyone that's dear to me. This is Sungchan! It's been 3 years since I first met you guys. I think what helped me who was wandering in those few years of unfamiliar time was the members and the fans. +
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kaloy 🤡
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remember when ujungs and orbits thought they were gonna be besties because of the show? *sigh*
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
it reeks of accumulated salt from the sea and their pits
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
why he holding on to his man cooch
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
ended that blonde gay bitch
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@glossyperfume
monstro elisaseusexua
1 year
say it again
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
that hemorrhoid up his ass must be awful because why can't he di even a lil ass pop or a back arch
@G_I_DLE
(G)I-DLE·(여자)아이들
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
i need some twitter nsfw artists to draw him in tentacle hentai
@thebestofclois
mr and mrs supes
1 year
“How'd you know you were bulletproof?" "I didn't. I just knew that you weren't."
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
you don't know how much this means to me
@horanghaeist
The Second Coming of BSS
1 year
one of the small joys of stanning a bigass group is that seeing your bias line together feels like an ult interaction
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
who got him pregnant why is he lactating
@323h_rj
(Rest) ʙᴇꜱᴛ ʙᴏʏ 𝑹𝑱 ♡
1 year
[Ms포토] 엔시티드림 런쥔 '단정한 패션' #RENJUN #NCT 런쥔 #런쥔 #仁俊 #ロンジュン
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
this lola nidora aldub ass plot
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
Cher’s daughter-in-law says Cher hired four men to kidnap her own son to stop him from reconciling with her and save their marriage. She alleges that on the night of their anniversary while they were trying to reconcile, four men barged into their hotel and took him, with one
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
no let him speak actually
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
he can't sing and neither can i once he rams that dick in my throat
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
@tyongclit inspired the lesserafim album cover!
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
"im all ears"
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
ok but you have to admit there is some truth to this statement LMAOOOOO
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@notpannchoa2
notpannchoa
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[ notnetizenbuzz ] Twice's Mina and NCT's Jeno spotted in a couple outfit?
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
WAHAHAHAHA
@renjeonah
arika ♡
2 years
renjun and jungwoo dance off (?) so funny pls 😭
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1 year
me trying to hold back a fart in the pool
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
tried to get kiss marks from the nct members and jeno just put on his dick 😒
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
dela quitting
@patrickstarrr
PATRICKSTARRR
2 years
Name a moment that changed RuPaul’s Drag Race forever… I’ll go first 😭
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1 year
he said no to consensual workplace relationships
@NCTDAOYlNG
1 year
Doyoung said no dating within the team 🙅🏻 Jungwoo: (to JH) You have nice skin Jaehyun: What... Doyoung: Jungwoo-ssi, we need to be on the same team, why do you keep flirting? Jungwoo: Your voice is really nice Doyoung: I'm not falling for it, don't flirt with me
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
idols with dogs as their assigned animals have big dicks
@sugaringbaddie
Jungwoo’s Lapdog WALKer
2 years
I can confirm: jungwoo jr is HUGE
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welli
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
oooohh codependent renmin where they gain nothing but pain and regret i see i see
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helppp ang angst material kaya ng renmin kasi they're both really firm with their decisions and halatang prideful sila??? it's either they're realy transparent or they will keep everything to themselves there's no in between???
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
dear god i just realized how fucked up his contacts here are
@TXT_members
TOMORROW X TOGETHER
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오랜만에 우리 모아 분들도 보고 아침부터 응원해줘서 너무 고마웠어요.. 🥹 ❤️ 이번 활동도 우리 같이 힘내봐요!!!! 아주 많이 사랑합니다 모앙 🥰 #BEOMGYU 🧸
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
please never let him debut like he needs to be blacklisted expeditiously
@Koreaboo
Koreaboo
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FM Entertainment Terminates K-Pop Trainee Beomhan's Contract With "Aggressive" Statement
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kaloy 🤡
1 year
till sparks come out of our skin because of the friction of my hips against his ass
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kaloy 🤡
2 years
just watched all the performances and i gotta give it up for brave girls too. they had a MASSIVE improvement from the first round and that's so impressive
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